Wake up, wagecuck. You are late for work!

Yeah NEETdom is love, NEETdom is live!!!

>implying
I have to work on the weekends. 14 hours and yet apparently I dont work enough

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>Based NEET poster, keep fighting the good fight
stop embarrassing yourself

I have to work today, though.

California has a bigger economy then the UK fucking cuck go eat a dick slut boi

Funnily enough I am a NEET too and I completely forgot today was even the weekend. I stayed up all night too binge watching the latest season of izombie.

I think I'm going to go make some smores before bed

Instead of that we could fap together I have a big penis

Well I am queer. Do you live in WA? If so post discord and we can meet up

Hahaha! Thanks for sharing NEETfriend. These posts always make me chuckle.

I sure will enjoy my two days of freedom! In fact, I'm eating a delicious breakfast sandwich right now with pastrami, egg, kale, goat cheese and horseradish -- all of which I am able to afford thanks to my hard work -- so I guess you could say I'm already enjoying myself! Up next is my craft brew coffee, and later today I'll be visiting with my family, who loves me. Wow, it sure is bracing and fun being a productive member of society! I'm just so glad I get to enjoy the fruits of my labor every weekend. Gosh, my life is just so meaningful!

Hope you have a great weekend too OP!

OH, wait. I forgot, you're a NEET, so every day is like the weekend to you, and they all blend together because you sleep 12 hours a night to make time pass in the hope that things will be better tomorrow when in reality you're just aimlessly bringing yourself closer to death one day at a time because you never exert any real effort, despite your best intentions. Oh well, I hope you have a great day anyway! :^)

Not WA anymore sadly what part?

Seattle, the u district

I hope these two days will make up for the rest of the week that you were slaving away.

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fucking faggot scum stay in your general

I have probably had sex with more women than you ever will. So there.

>I have probably had sex with more women than you ever will. So there.
then you shouldn't be here at all.

jokes on you i work on the weekends too. how the fuck was that not an original comment?

They sure will! Working on weekdays helps me build habits of productivity to ensure I'm an active individual, so it's easy for me to use my weekends to the fullest extent possible to be completely rejuvenated when Monday rolls around! And lucky for me, my job gives me every other Friday off! I had to work yesterday, but that just means that next week is a four day week for me! Wow, all the meaning in my life sure makes me feel healthy and fulfilled, haha! C:

I used to be a Chad and was successful and charismatic, but then I had a psychotic episode that lasted several years. I'm now a totally different person, I have a hard time talking to people and dealing with social situations, I have hardly any friends, and I'm a NEET.

I have every right to be here.

>but then I had a psychotic episode that lasted several years. I'm now a totally different person,
a fucking queer?

I was already openly gay and had been for several years at that point, and I was aware of my gender ambivalence and considering coming out. I came out as ambi gender about 6 months before I had my psychotic episode

>ambi gender
fuck off with your fucking faggotry queer

It's the technical term for what you would often call a "trap" and there's good science behind it too. I didn't much like calling myself a trap because it is almost entirely a pornographic word, you never see pictures of traps doing any non sexual things.

Anyway I lived openly as a trap for 2 years and it was tons of fun. Now I'm off to eat those smores.

>two days

I only work tuesday and wednesday and I'm salary

so no

It truly is a burden working a career I really love and get paid extremely well for.
Oh I long for the days of sucking on the teat of governments

My time as an employed person has been far more depressing than any other time in my life. I genuinely hate going to work, even though I get paid well and the job is not at all stressful

times a' ticking wagies

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I go to college for 3 days a week and I've got wednesday off so 5 days of freedom

you're a failed normie bud, sorry but you don't belong here

How can NEETs be content with years of passive consumption? I get not wanting to work for noseberg, but you're not doing anything. You're not refining skills, gaining resources, socializing, or anything! It's like if you were playing an MMO but stayed in the city hub all day.

Why don't you guys start businesses?

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>I've had sex
>I have every right to be here.

You understand how these two statements are completely at odds, right?

Back to your grind quest! Sir McWagecuck

Do you cook food? Do you clean up your room?

Do you only just sit there passively consuming the free content on the Internet?

Why tho?

originally

Reddit spacing faggot

On a serious note, if there are any neets in here, wage cucking really isn't that bad depending on where you work and what your schedule is. I used to be a neet for 5 years finally got my first job working in a warehouse in a department store. My job consists of stocking items, opening boxes, and sensoring shoes. I work anywhere from 4-8 hours a day, anywhere form 3-5 times a week. It's seriously not that bad, and this is coming from a former neet. Nobody bothers you, and the time goes by extremely fast listening to music or pod casts. I also get a sense of accomplishment that I would never be able to get sitting at home jerking off, playing vidya and watching anime. It honestly makes me feel better about myself and lowers my self hatred. I'm making twice as much as I did as a NEET which gives me a lot more freedom where spending is concerned, so I'm a lot less limited. Most of all I'm able to work on my social skills, make friends, which over all makes me a much happier and fulfilled person.
>inb4 hehe ragie wagie not gonna fall for ur memes
What ever dude, I'm not telling you to give up your NEET life. Stay a NEET for the rest of your life for all I care, just giving you a lil something to think about. Are you anons seriously trying to convince me you couldn't even handle a mere department store job? Come on, I know you're not that weak.

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kek, I can't tell if you're sarcastic or just coping hard

I finally got paid this week my first paycheck at my new job I'm buying so much shit I've needed all weekend and eating good food and drinking tonight feels good man and next week i'll have another $700 coming in I can't wait