Robots, what's the most autisitic thing you have ever done that you remember?

I was also like this. I would scream for my Mom to come wipe my ass until she did it. I'd get ridiculed for it, but I was too afraid of doing it myself.

How the fuck are you too scared to wipe your own ass

brown and scary I presume

For me, I just was too afraid to attempt it and my Mom kept doing it when I called for her. It was simpler in my mind than learning a new skill.

I didn't feel like it was necessary. I just wanted to get the shit over with and go back to playing video games.

I think most robots on Jow Forums can relate to having extremely easy chances during teen years only to somehow fuck up.
>tfw was asked out multiple times by the same girl
>turn her down repeatedly because I didn't want her getting in the way of my runescape grinding

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Didn't wipe my ass properly and had shit sweat through pants at new years party, i am still not sure if anyone noticed but i'm really paranoid about it

>chose a fucking toy boat over pussy
That really is autistic user, here's my two cents
>freshman year
>first period
>english class
>on my phone because sperg and didn't talk to anyone
>qt latina girl sitting next to me asks what kinda of phone I have (at the time I had a lime green colored windows phone that stood out from a mile a way)
>tell her it's windows phone
>asks if she can see it
>give it to her
>she says it's cool
>tell her it also links with the xbox
>she seems even more fascinated
>she starts taking selfies with my phone
>I noticed, and she giggles even more when I notice
>uses one of the selfies and puts it as my screen savor
>tells me not to change it
>I say ok
>literally never talk to her again after this interaction
This was one of the many few times a girl has flirted with me and I completely dropped my spaghet and sperged out, mostly because I was shocked by the fact that a girl was flirting with me, and didn't know what to do.

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When i was in highschool I told a girl i jerked off to her. I had delusions of myself and saw myself as this ultra-smooth Chad whos "different" in a cool way. I thought me saying that to her would make her feel really good that someone as cool as me jerked off to her but it cringed her out.

>pretended to be a girl online to erp with other girls
Sounds alright until you realize 90% of them were gay rps acting out their otp. Still did it for a few years, though.

You guys are Chads if that's the case.

>turning down a potential wholesome relationship for autistic hobbies
>chad
Nice cope, the chad thing to do would be to pump and dump, faggot.

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No but if a girl asked you out despite you being litally autistic that means you must be really good looking.

>relative called for my birthday
>say "happy birthday" back to them
>correct by saying thanks
>we both laugh awkwardly

It's not a toy, dude, it's a display model. You paint it, assemble it, and then make a diorama.
>tfw like an absolute dumbass I bought F6Fs, SB2Cs, and TBFs for her even though all those planes entered service after Lexington was sunk
>wholesome relationship
She barely knew me, I couldn't understand why she would take any interest in me. Probably only wanted me so she could brag about having a bf or something.
>pump and dump
That doesn't sound very wholesome.

I said potential wholesome relationship. The fact that she barely knew your doesn't matter man, the the fact of the matter was she was interested in you. I would've just accepted it and see where it went. And yes, pumping and dumping isn't wholesome, but I wasn't implying it was. It's entirely chad like behavior, the wholesome part of my reply was just describing the potential relationship you missed out on.

I did sex that's autistic haha

>Hang out with girl for a long af time
>one day she hang out with me and start asking me shit like "Do you have someone you love user?", "Would it be alright if we spent more time together?", "If you don't have a GF maybe we could be together."
>Autism Spaghetti-2000 spewer comes online instantly, brain immediatly kicks and say "Hold on she's 1 year younger than me people would figure out i'm in lolis if I actually dated her eventually, THEY MUST NEVER KNOW."
>I actually loved her.
>I actually cucked myself.
>She actually loved me.
>She got hurt by me.

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>me, at uni
>enter the bathroom
>open the first booth i see
>see teacher shitting there
>not being prepared for it, i autistically stare at him
>he silently raises his hand, as in, "close the door you imbecile"
>i shake it

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> be me
> highschool
> at a party drinking a lot
> this 7/10 qt 3.14 starts flirting with me
> I say she looks anorexic for whatever fucking shit that was going on in my brain
> she runs off crying
> friends call me a piece of shit
> always avoid her at parties
> mfw I'm a khv to this day

What was the rant composed of? And what was their immediate reaction?

ok this was in 6th grade so fuck off
>get 3/10 "girlfriend"
>ask her to be my girlfriend OVER EMAIL
>am too socially awkward to actually go on a date with her, so we just hang out at school
>stereotypical "cute couple of the grade"
>one recess, we were just walking and talking, when an entourage of women cross our path
>fuckshitfuck
>they loudly talk about what a "cute couple we re"
im bashful as fuck so my face was burning like one of those embarrassed twink anime boys
so what do I do?
I RUN
ALL THE WAY OFF CAMPUS
I think I still have the email somewhere.

>in class
>teacher picked me to something on the board
>ok.mp3
>I went to the blackboard
>board was all the way up so I needed to push it down
>desperately trying to push the board down
>not working
>sperg kicks in mind is racing what to do
>pussy away to my chair
>teacher picks stacy instead
>pulls the fucking board in one blow
>cry at home thinking of all my laughing class members

>be me
>10 years old outcast wierdo
>6/10 grill tells me that she likes me on fakebook (she is in the same class as me)
>never speak to her again

WTF

oh. Yeah I suppose you are right. At that point in my life I was too fucking unaware and emotionally retarded to really have a relationship though, so there was no way it could have worked even if I had chosen her over the Lexington.
I don't regret getting the Lady Lex though, fine ship.

I shit in a container while I had no working plumbing.
Don't really feel bad about anything I do though.

>be me
>14 yr old femanon
>at some engineering competition where we have to build shit out of knex
>my friend and I are sitting at our table so we can tell people about our project
>two boys my age come up
>dont make eye contact because autism
>sperg out and spew a bunch of autistic bullshit about our project because I l dont know what else to say
>they leave
>ffw 5 minutes
>group of boys come over
>"he wants your number!"
>wut
>the boy I talked to must have told them he liked me and they are putting him up to it
>someone likes me because I was interesting and funny?
>oneinamillion.wav
>tell him no and tell him that its because I dont want to give him my number
>ffw 5 years
>mfw still no bf

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Even Chad can be autistic, huh?

They absolutely noticed, that was 4months ago though...

You have to be joking. Was this at special school? Unless he rushed to the retard on wheels stall, EVERYONE locks those flimsy doors automatically.

>prom coming up
>a girl actually asks me out
>I liked her but friends of mine didn't
>turn her down
>didn't find another date
>didn't go to prom

"Black board" I'm surprised you know how to use this website old man.

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You deserve to be alone and miserable

>be 16
>riding bike home from friend's house
>old couple drives up next to me in car
>they ask for directions to nearby inn
>I try to tell them where it is but they don't understand
>tell them to follow me
>ride toward the inn on my bike and they follow me in their car
>on a main road
>they have to pull over every minute so I can catch up to them
>after a little while they realize how retarded this is and drive off without me
>next thing I know I crash my bike and wipe-out on the pavement.

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>at homecoming
>average-looking girl tells me she likes me and wants to dance with me
>say "cool thanks" and walk away because I was only interested in someone else.

>same girl later asks me for my number
>i consider giving her a fake number but decide that would be petty so I give her my #
>she texts me later when I get home
>hit her with a "K"

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>friend introduces me to a girl
>she offers me her hand
>says nice to meet you
>hold her hand but don't shake it
>stare at her
>umm
>can't manage to get words out of my mouth
>
>
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let go off her hand
>stare at he ground

Not the only time I was autistic, but pretty bad.

>be either freshmen or sophomore me
>get really interested in dragon ball for whatever reason
>had seen a bit of GT when I was younger wasn't super interested in the series as a whole until HS
>do the iconic poses in private and in public around group of other rejects (kamehameha, special beam cannon, etc.)
>would even watch some of the fights during school
>i also remember i would tell people that i "like the way they die"
>i wasn't trying to be edgy or anything
>i legitimately loved how much effort the animators put in making it seem like the character dying was in real pain
>the way their bodies twisted and stretched was food for my eyes
>remember i was particularly obsessed with the death of turles (pic related)
>mfw a bunch of people stopped talking to me

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