Outed as a 26 virgin at work

>outed as a 26 virgin at work
>now everyone snickers as I walk by and give me a condescending attitude
Wat do? I was thinking about just resigning.

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Still being an unmarried virgin is righteous. God does not bless fornication.

You could take this up with HR as an act of discrimination but they won't care or do anything since you're a man. Claim to be trans and you can have all of them fired.

you could alway give it a shot at getting the highest score

I'm sure HR would just snicker at him too. They might even put him on some sort of watch list considering recent events.

Yeah but if he's trans its a hate crime.

I outed myself as as 20 year old virgin at work almost 2 years ago

>coworker: yo user you got a girl?
>me: look at my face I'd have to pay a girl to hop on my dick
>we both laugh

Nothing has changed at all. Get over it buddy.

buy a gun

murder them all

Same thing happened to me. Just quit man, it won't get any better

Go to HR.
Screw the fuckers for religious discrimination.
Works everytime. I'm a virgin at 20 op and at this stage I couldn't give a fuck.

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

>say i have a gf
>everybody gave a surprised reaction
i think they know i was lying

Fuck off alphabet soup agency

Embrace infamy

hire a prostitute and fuck her in the office

How do you people get in these conversations in the first place?

This happened to me but I managed to fix it by becoming friends with the owner's husband, who everyone at work is afraid of.

user, apply this to yourself and shield yourself by befriending someone or a group of people at work that aren't messed with.

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for me, a grill at work came out of the blue and asked "user, have you ever had a girlfriend"

Rape a fat girl

this requires some social skills

How old are your workmates? Sounds like edgy 12year old kids.

Dont give a fuck about it.
Elevate this to HR, not sure if that would work.
Resign if all else fails.

>at worst, they laugh until they get tired of it.
>at best, one of the cute girls offers herself

I dunno man, get over it. You're a virgin, it doesn't matter. those who make a big deal of it are normies and you should disregard anything they say, do, or imply.

If it wasn't for that "Have you ever" part I would say she was hitting on you ;_;