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Your location
Race
how long have you been an incel for

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>usa
>black
>3 days
I just found this site. I'm apparently incel and I want to kill normies reeeeee

what do girls yoga pants smell like

Why don't you ask one? You probably don't because you're fucking creepy

USA
Mexican(if thats a race)
Month.

t. roastie wearing dirty yoga pants

>reeee fuck women I just want to smell your pussy how am I a creep??

i dont want to smell their pussy, i want to smell the spot in their yoga pants where their butthole touches it, how is that creepy?

>USA
>half-black/half-white
>how long have I been an incel for

idk, like 6 years

USA
White (non-56%)
I don't know

Nice try fbi 2

USA
White
Used to be Chad but going on 4 years of being an incel

UK
WHITE
20 years

>Incels
Back where you belong scum. This is a robot board.

Cheap detergent perfume. Really horrible actually.

EUW
75% white 25% sandnig
since I was born 25 painful years ago

>how is that creepy
This proves it idiot. You're a pervert and a creep. Fucking nasty. You don't even realise it.
>i'll pretend like I'm being ironic to hide my true nature
If you go down to such attitudes, then it only proves that you are indeed a creep, not matter how many layers if irony you are on. Ugly motherfucker

lmao how bad do your yoga pants stink you whore

Brazil
White
27 yo virgin

You're assuming I'm wearing yoga pants and I'm a whore. But I still trust you to ask how much they stink because I would safely bet $1 mil that you would masturbate into shit-stained pants the moment you could, you trolling cunt. Grow up you disgusting motherfucker. Your parents hate you

roastie is toastie
i repeat, roastie is toastie

oh i see, you're too fat to wear yoga pants LOL

HAHAHAHAHAH ROASTIE XD
>pepe.jpg

Look at yourself with clearer eyes. Imagine being you.

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someone forgot to take her period pills

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Another baseless assumption from a retard throwing his shitty trolls hoping one will land. Are all incels are dumb as you? Come up with a proper argument, because so far the extent of your intelligence is pretty embarrassing. I see why nobody likes you.

time to change the tampon

>insult her womanhood instead of her arguments
>that'll get her mad XD
Take it from a community of woman haters to use being a woman as an argument.

>wow user you're such a creepy pervert
>gets gangbanged by std ridden chads

USA
latino Spic/Jungle asian
many years idk

>not having sex for a amount of time makes you a incel
What does incel mean now? I used to think it meant mad virgins.

>posts on a board that calls women roastie whores
>gets surprised when she gets called a roastie whore

you can leave any time, dumb slut

When was the last time you showered? Or cleaned yourself in general? Can you honestly make such an insult. Also refer to my previous argument to see why yours is shit

a year of fortnights

I'm not surprised at all retard. Why the fuck do you think I'm here in the first place? Do you think I come here to hate on women?

All 3 of your assumptions about me are wrong.

why would i take a shower? i just buy used panties and wipe my body with them

It means you're celibate, but not because you want to be.
It's a term people use because apparently everyone forgot that women are sexual selectors in our species, which even they deny often (weirdest part)

>I'm not surprised at all retard. Why the fuck do you think I'm here in the first place? Do you think I come here to hate on women?

so you come here to do what exactly? bitch and complain? btw im jerking off to this conversation right now LOL

I wouldn't put it past you to do such a thing, even if you might be joking. So far you keep arguing with me by acting like a fool because you know you're in the wrong and can't make proper arguments against me. You think you're trolling me but you're not.

>All 3 of your assumptions about me are wrong.
doesn't matter, you're still a bitch for attacking user just because he wants a whiff of some girl ass, hell, he's so innocent he wants the worn fabric, not the actual ass
>Meanwhile in the average girls mind
>wow look at that big cock I wanna slobber it mmmm
yeah you don't get to call anyone out on being a pervert, he's completely normal

you keep responding so i guess you want to be my gf

>Do you think I come here to hate on women?
Christ youre as retarded as an atheist who goes to a church and gets mad when they start having mass

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>bitch and complain?
I didn't come here to masturbate to the traps and anime girls you beta incels get off to. I'm here for the same reason people go to the zoo. Now I'm arguing with the hyper-sexual apes

can i smell your used pads?

NOOOO SHES MINE BACK OFF

>not asking girls about how their yoga pants smell is now creepy

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>if you have the balls you can't just take who you want

>beta incels
somehow the newfag uses more buzzwords than the tard memers

I was asking hypothetically. This site is only known for its misogyny anyway, so why else would I be here, you stupid cunt?

Mexico
Mexican?
21 years

>This site is only known for its misogyny anyway

to newfags that learned about this place from cnn lmao

Italy
Sandnigger
26 yo virgin

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and if you have a brain you know what happens in prison, there is also the aspect of needing to hurt another person just for fun, which not everyone is ok with

>This site is only known for its misogyny anyway
It's not. Stop being stupid, believing in memes and looking at a small part of Jow Forums.

there really is nothing better on this board than getting a femanon extremely buttmad

>I'm here for the same reason people go to the zoo
>Be me
>Go to zoo
>Break into chimpanzee enclosure
>Begin yelling at chimpanzees and taunting them for how dumb and hairy they are
>Chimpanzees begin flinging shit at me
What did I do to deserve this :((((

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>You can't just find a weak willed woman to fuck
>all women are crazy and want to fuck up men
You should get out more.

Im saying you dont have the right to throw an autistic fit when you deliberately come on this board knowing theres going to be misogyny. Tits or gtfo.

>implying there is pleasure in fucking an inferior tard normie
stupidity is the biggest turn off

>implying it's not another larper baiting for (You)s

I knew I'd get shit thrown at me the moment I laid eyes on the nature of this site if I commented. I wouldn't have commented otherwise if I didn't want you idiots to respond with your aspie posts. I also like how to compare yourself to a chimpanzee for the sake of the argument

chimps are awesome though

>throwing buzzwords at me
Nigga what? What a non-normie woman to you?

you know nothing about the nature of this site or the things people here went through.
If anything, reddit is more your place

>I also like how to compare yourself to a chimpanzee for the sake of the argument
You used the zoo analogy, you stupid whore. I was just showing how retarded you are even using that analogy

Not that user but I want people who are into misogyny to get off Jow Forums.

not every normie is unfuckable, but a stupid one definitely is
you're the one that said "just go out and find some weak willed woman"
weak willed people are lame

>not that user
Sure thing roast

Well it's been fun guys but I'm going to eat a tuna sandwich
>inb4 pussy smell jokes

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women like being verbally abused you idiot, why do you think femanons come here?

>implying the dank cavern you call a vagina smells as good as fish

dont suck any dicks on your way to making your vagina smelling sandwich, slut

No, my argument was that you are all animals--subhumans perhaps. You took it a step too far by instead calling yourself a chimp instead of disagreeing that you are animals in the first place..

>Your location

Germany

>Race

Iranic

>how long have you been an incel for

Since i was born. I am 25 years old. I always was ugly and awkward. Was diagnosed with Asperger and ADHD at the age of 23.

>What would be the single best change the society that would solve the incel epidemic?

Developing self lubricating, self warming, self cleaning, self moving, intelligent and ultra life like sex androids made by Boston Dynamics initiated by Government contract and selling them through subsidies with a low price to medically certified involuntary celibates.

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>how long youve been an incel for
Did you mean: age

>You took it a step too far by instead calling yourself a chimp instead of disagreeing that you are animals in the first place..
God you must be a woman if youre this fucking stupid. I obviously disagree, but even IF youre right about that your behavior is still retarded and unwarranted. Thats what I was getting at. Am I going too fast for you?

stay right there robot scum

this post is why you don't talk to idiots, this bitch doesn't even understand sentences

what's worse, the chimps acting like chimps, or the dumb bitch that went to the zoo to throw used tampons at the chimps?

Florida
white/latino
Had sex once three years ago

Dank. Should be a reality

>Your location
Canada
>Race
Pajeet
>how long have you been an incel for
Since I was born (25 years)

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how do you feel about the online mockery of bob and vagene posters

>india
>best korean
>0.03 seconds
I'm starting right now, isn't it exciting?

Nothing much really. I know we are the laughing stock of the world.

do you say that just because some members of your people do that broken english courtship
or have you done similar things yourself?

I have done none of that yet I can't even score a fat ugly white woman. So what is the point really? Should join my brothers in arms.

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USA, California
Guatemalan (mostly Spanish and a little black)
Since I discovered geopolitics and history 2 years ago

I'm white, there is nothing wrong with me physically and I'm not really ugly and I know some girls find me attractive
and yet I'm a bigger loser than you because I don't even want to try courting someone
What's the point when I can't be her "rock"

Fuck off and kill yourself in either order

>2018
>not saving yourself for the girl of your dreams
Kys incel fags

>fucks you
who's the incel now, loser?

>I know some girls find me attractive
I can't relate to you bud. White women only shown disgust towards me.

>the current state of /rk9/

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I'm new to this incel bliz so I look it up and what do I find? feminist ties? I thought I smelled a jew agenda

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>serbia
>slav
>my whole life

Underrated and very very original post

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I said that from a purely objective standpoint, as in a fattie here and there smiled at me instead of being a complete flatline
Subjectively I hate the way I look and probably feel just as much disgust towards myself as you do

koliko imas godina brate

Dvadeset

drink up baby, look at the stars.
I'll kiss you again, between the bars