Hello r9k whats the most pathetic and depraved things you've done? confess your sins here user

hello r9k whats the most pathetic and depraved things you've done? confess your sins here user

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Sucked my dad's dog's dick during the summer out of boredom.

Purposely masturbating and supporting NTR once.

i pick up used cigerettes off the ground and smoke them to save money

Greentext lt

I'd rather run a cheese grater over my face than confess to anything. Do yourself a favor and don't talk about all the dirt you've done.

lost my virginity to a fat emotionally damaged girl off this very site

There isn't much more to it, but alright.

>Be 14
>Bored out of my mind because family left me behind to spend the day at the beach
>There's nothing good on TV
>No Internet
>No games
>Try to take a nap
>Fail
>Decide to masturbate
>Start getting degenerate thoughts as I go
>See the dog
>Grab a hold of its dick and give it a handjob
>It doesn't cum, decide to suck it
>Cum with dog's dick in my mouth
>Realization of what I've just done washes over me
>Stop sucking the dog's dick and quietly lie down on the floor for 10 minutes
>Dog didn't give a fuck throughout the whole thing

I did it a few more times when the family left me behind, then summer ended and I stopped. Dog never came.

how is that depraved

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I killed a dog with a brick when i was 11 and felt nothing.

Nothing too bad. Wore my sister's panties and did a strip tease before trying to follow a CEI video once, ended up straining my neck and cumming on my neck.

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My recruiter was driving me home and I forgot how to get home

fucked my ass with an old holy candle my parents were offered during my baptism, also funnily enough the priest is now in prison for pedophilia

Got naked and masturbated in the school bathrooms.

she was also a pedophile with alot of addictions

Went to a gay furry diaper fetish Halloween party. I'm not a furry but I am a bisexual diaperfaggot.
Honestly made me just depressed. I hate the people I share this dumb fetish with.

>Masturbated on the floor of the uni computer room when nobody was around

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>shaved my feet, painted my toenails and jerked off to them
>dressed in my mom's/sister's underwear and masturbated
>was dog-sitting for a neighbor, and the female dog was nudging my crotch. I got really hard and went to jerk off in their house
There are others I'm sure, but I can't think of them right now

>Sucked a dogs dick and swallowed its cum
>Let a dog anally penetrate me
>Raped a woman with bipolar
>Burgled a church and stole the altar crucifix and communion goblet
>Wore my Moms panties and masturbated
>Molested by little sister
>Set fire to a nursery
>Let two gay guys fuck me and spitroast me
>Cum in my girlfriends ass and made her squat over my mouth so she could fart my cum down my throat
>Had unprotected sex with an escort and contracted genital warts
...
This is all I can think of for now

youre a fucking damaged good
kys asap

I was going to ask why your family didn't take you to the beach with them then you answered it with that story

>Used to fap to 2D loli while my brother was asleep and probably "asleep" in the bed next to me(16-18)
>Spanked my dog while crying for biting up the pool(11)
>Helped these kids steal the DJ(who was also the truancy officer)'s big case of CDs in exchange for an MP3 player that didn't work, helped the officer get the case back after he confronted me, the MP3 didn't even work and I let some Mexican kid "see if he could fix it" aka take it forever. (12)
>Fight my brother and flip a table because he was playing loud music, end of the fight he was so upset and traumatized that he said if I ever got a wife I would beat her(16ish)
>Lie to my friend based on a half memory but never revealed the truth because I was tired of him doubting me(21)
>Spent most of the time playing games instead of studying then failing/withdrawing from multiple classes my not-well-off-at-all parents paid for(22-23, present day)
>Jacked it in the woods(15)
I don't like being so flawed.

Fucking my older cousin
Smelling my younger cousins dirty panties when I was in their bathroom to shower
Regularly masturbate to fantasies involving my aunts
Fap to cheese pizza
When I get really fucking high on DXM spend hours jacking off to amateur porn featuring people who look like young versions of my parents
Fantasize about raping and murdering constantly, especially girls I went to high school with and their families
Create fake accounts to infiltrate their private instagrams and rip their slutty pics
Ocassionally binge and purge food
Scam and manipulate those closest to me usually for money to buy hard drugs or alcohol
Twice wasted entire semesters at college holed up in my dorm smoking weed while my parents believed I was attending class
Am many thousands of dollars in debt and will kill myself before paying it off
Will eventually destroy the amazing family I was blessed with by killing myself
Don't feel bad about any of this

Whew... Feels good to get that off my chest

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I fap to loli,
fapping to loli is not that bad.

DOnt even think of it as kids its just cute anime

you are a true degenerate, you need to stop watching 3D porn because your watching child porn and that isnt cool man.

Just fap to loli.

I stopped around 19 because I read one 2real doujin and couldn't make that separation as well from that point on.

When i was 14 and horny I jizzed into a sandwich and gave it to my sister
>she ate it

I let my dog fuck me

>be me
>some guy here says not to google pics of "young nudists"
>google it
>shocked by what I'm seeing
>still fapped to it multiple times

But for real how is this legal?

I spent over a month when I was 11 or 12 cross-dressing and having semi-anonymous sex with older guys from other schools. Aside from the enduring homosexuality, turned out mostly alright.

details pls
originalli sliced salami

fucking hell user you degenerate, instead of looking for cheese pizza you should look for a 12 gauge shotgun to blow your head open with

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>be 14, sister is 9
>horny as shit but autist so no gf
>Go to kitchen, make two sandwiches
>Bust a fat nut in one
>Give to sister and eat the other
happy?

Already got a semi-auto handgun instead. Was cheaper.

And for the record I've never seen anything hardcore nor want to, just eastern solo models. Its still a long list of degeneracy though, fully aware of how much better the world would be without me

*european
Not brown people

I really hope you fall to your death, but not right away, survive the impact but slowly bleed to death while noticing parts of your shattered body parts going numb. This is what you deserve.

I went to an all you can eat buffet.
I took all the cheese off the whole pizza available.
I piled it all on my plate and just left the crust there.

Thats just like your opinion man. I've never actually harmed anyone but myself. Even though its shitty for me to be manipulative, all the money my parents have wasted on me has been voluntary, I didn't even steal it.

In my opinion this guy is worse

i just masturbate to anything that may give me the illusion of pleasure
i just want a wife, a home and some kids to care about, but once i get horny i just act like an animal trying to please a primeval need.

i don't want to do it anymore, i know i am not broken yet.

After dad died I became the man of the family, as cliche as that sounds. Thing is, in more ways than one including with mom.

my sides are gone to your response oh my lord

masturbated and came in my own mouth and swallowed.

I must be weird because I dont fap to loli and make the connection its meant to be kid I just like the body type and small boobs