What is the secret to being happy?

Not being overexposed to the batshit insanity of other people. Enjoying your own company, being your own friend. Self-reliance.

What's a tulip child?

I mean drugs can help, legal or ortherwise

only one of those that's guaranteed to have a positive effect is mdma
the rest can really mess with your head if all you have floating around in there are negative thoughts and perceptions

to be happy with what you currently have

know thyself
be in on the cosmic joke

100% true. Mdma really changed my life overnight while shrooms provided some realizations but overall mentally scarred me a bit more. Molly basically cured my "autism"

Noticing the little things.
Noticing the things that holds an object, friendship, economy, ecology, country, even society.
Learning how to appreciate the little things is one of the secrets to being happy.

money. with it you can buy things that will bring you happiness.
got depression? get good therapy. bored? buy a game or something
fulfill your academic dreams by paying your way into a school, donate to charity. money is the key to joy

rich people kill themselves too

Well I have to say my rabbit makes me pretty happy. Lot of work but they're fun and nice pets.

A lot of heroin and processed snacks

>go outside
*gets stabbed*
katu.com/news/local/man-dies-after-last-weeks-random-stabbing-in-old-town

and?
asking this originally

I just did this. I went for a walk downtown on the waterfront:
>bunch of immigrant families
>none of them spoke English
>saw at least 10 white men walking with asian women
>even more white women with black men
>single white woman with like 4 half black children running around their knee
the Jow Forums and Jow Forums memes are true, I thought you guys were just joking about that stuff, what the fuck
anyway some more stuff I saw
>legalize weed rally even though it's legal here in a couple months anyway, stupid fucks
>saw the dude from the A&W commercials filming a commercial
>nobody was walking alone but me
finally I saw a girl sitting alone on a bench reading a book by the water, the only other personal who was alone in the city it seems. I imagined what might happen if I went and sat by her, but that sounded creepy so I kept walking.

Overall it made my mood much worse as I realized how alone I am, and how not alone everyone else is. I wish I stayed inside

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Are you fat? I'm a depressed lanklet and was walking for a few weeks and felt a bit better but I used to love to run as a kid.

Being a neet lolicon and building up your stash inbetween anime sessions then killing yourself before you join the work force.

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Not him, but:
>go outside
>see happy people
>get sad
>see shitty people
>get sad
>see sad people
>get sad

Of course staying inside forever is no solution, but don't imply going outside fixes anything

not obsessing over bad feelings.

But OP, sadness is the thinking mans fetish.

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Actually, happiness is a feeling composed by chemicals in your brain you pseudo wannabe faggot

nice reductionism, teen.

the secret of happiness is killing chads and raping stacies

bulgarian mafia here. money, power, and violence

perseverance, courage, kindness, and forgiveness.

sever your attachments and /be/ happy. Stop making your happiness dependent on external criteria. I wish I could give you the moon, user

Not being around women. Go MGTOW and be free.

Strength and honor. We who are about to die salute you.

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being born with good genetics and loving parents

Play Hearts of Iron 4 and Finnish what Hitler started.

Buld 100k light tanks and roll over all of eastern Europe. Throw 10k uboats in for good measure to destroy the British and American fleets.

This, originally and unironically.

STRENGTH AND HONOR, BROTHER.

Greater love hath no man than this.

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/thread
quite truly

being confident

literally being confident is the key, one day it pays off (when something utterly humiliating happens) and you realize you never gave any fucks ever

It happened to me @ 23, i was homeless in san luis obispo and had to poo and ended up shitting all over the university bathroom. I moved back there 4 school

If you ever haven't stood up 4 urself u will never b happy. Standing up for your beliefs, your rights

Are you willing to invest (perhaps massive) fear to never have a ? about yourself again?

The key is observing the world without getting your ego involved in it.

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>What is the secret to being happy?
unironically the love of a woman

To me being happy means accepting yourself and loving everything about yourself including your flaws, doesnt mean you have to be content with the way you are though. You can still have goals to improve on those flaws. We all have goals and visions of where we want to be in life, accepting yourself means not hating yourself because you havent reached that point yet, and instead you are smiling because you are doing your best.

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are you sure that isnt joy? or elation? or excitement? numbskull

I fuck Korean girls because I hate that country

Drugs are a quick way to get happy.

Wishing something you can't get won't make you happy. Unless you're getting the love of a woman and it's making you happy, it's better to think it doesn't matter as much as other things you do have.

To me it sounds like cuckoldry to me.

>unironically the love of a woman
Ha ha ha, no.
t. oldfag

having a vagina desu

Dude... rabbits. LOL

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stopping to care and acceptance.

Living in the moment. Observing the world around you and not thinking or judging. Eating healthy, having hobbies, excerxising, drinking plenty of water and not overthinking shit. Anytime you find yourself thinking simply focus on your breathing, in and out.

It's pretty simple stuff people have been telling you your whole life but we tend to get caught up in ourselves and hold magnifying glasses to our own experiences which leads to slot of negativity.

Live in ignorance. The less you know, the happier you'll be.

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doing what YOU want and not what others expect of you

A momentem of small, but meaningful achievements to build a steady supply of serotonin and dopamine to your brain with the goal of building a new baseline level of your emotional state.