That kid thread

>that kid who wore a military beret to school
>that kid who wrote a paper defending lolicon and got social services called on him
>that kid who owned a ghillie suit
>that kid who told a teacher to 'shut up, woman'
>that kid who owned various fascist flags
was me

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>that kid that brought pokemon cards to class

>that kid who put up advertisments in school for his minecraft youtube channel

>that kid who shit himself, left his shitty underwear in the sink and blamed it on the fat kid Tony

What were you expecting with the loli thing?

I was going to marvel them with my stern but agile use of manipulative writing.

>that kid who started a cult

was me

>That kid who fucked a twelve year old (who has had an abortion before)
>that kid who forced his ex to perform fellatio on him when he was making out with her
>that kid who started cutting himself because his girlfriend did too
>that kid who brought a potato cutter in his pencil case to cut himself kid
These were all the same kid and there is more that I can't remember

Were you the guy that recruited some faggot and two chicks on /x/ and took salvia with them in some cabin in the woods?

>that kid with the cool goth look who walked off into a field after a party and died of exposure.

Thanks for making me feel bad :(


Originolio

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>The kid system32 every computer in school
>Was never cought

Exposure to what?

>that kid that pissed all over bathroom floor
>that kid who made a sex tape in the girls bathroom
>that kid that got stuck in the bathroom during the math test

>that kid who wrapped his hood around his mouth to avoid germs

im sorry user, i didnt mean to. i was the kid that brought yugioh cards to class.

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>That kid that got slaughtered by bulgarian mafia

>Some nigger stole my Red eyes when I was 8
Fuck you Michael

Man that story was great, there needs to be more greentext stories here.

>that kid who played smash on his 3ds all class
Notme.jpg

Can you post it
ffgghhhhhuuhh

That kid that dropped out of high school to play videogames, because he hated you all and your shit socieity, was me.

>that one robot sperg who managed to round up and lead the 4 other robot spergs at school
>that same robot sperg who made an actual suicide pact in the group
>all 5 tried to an hero and 3 succeeded

>that kid who wore the same color of shirts and shorts in gym class
We called them Peter Pan and Sonic the Hedgehog

>that kid who got jealous because his crush was playing a stripper in a play, got up and punched a wall in the bathroom and broke his hand
>That kid that ran like sonic because it was "more areodynamic", and spent off time watching infowars and perfecting the art of tin foil hat making
>That kid in the 8th grade who broke into a family's house while they were there, held them up at gunpoint for a few hours, then shot them while they begged for their life

>that kid who took an apple during lunch, snatch the stalk off and made it roll up to the professors' table while screaming "GRENADE!"
>that kid who gave his friend's phone number to his teacher instead of his parent's one and made a deal with him to prank her
>that kid who drank the purified water used for chemistry class

>That kid who had to crash with you for a month because the fucking Bloods had it out for his family
>That kid who got a gun pulled on him by his gf's dad
>That kid who gathered all the autists amd losers together into a mock military unit
>That teacher who was an open brony and advertised his Youtube gaming channel to students
>That kid who somehow made like $15/hr
at age 14 maintaining the sound system at a church
>That kid who made acid

oh man this was me but I left it in the stall

You can't make LSD it's incredibly harder then making meth.

>that kid who would shit on the floor
>that kid who would catch shit in paper and throw it at the ceiling
>that kid who pissed all over the seats and floor
>that kid who shit in the urinal

This. If I had a nickel for every little Walter White wanna be dipshit who told me they made LSD, we'd all be living in the robot mansion.

>that goth kid who cut himself too deep during recess and fucking blacked out
>that black weeaboo who wore a dragon ball shirt to school eveyday
>that ugly fat chick who wore cat ears to school
>that nerdy asian kid who was actually baller as fuck

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these 4 things are the most true ones I've read on this thread, eh might as well contribute
>that kid who tried to be friends with the teachers because they were such big sperglords they couldnt make any real friends
>that kid who brought the wii, xbox, playstation or some console and a mini monitor to play durring lunch.
>that kid who fucked a chick before everyone else (beginning of 8th grade babyyy das me)
>that kid who always shows up to school fucked up on something

Seriously, why were they not in special Ed

Because I was a malicious monster who never got caught. Surprisingly well adjusted now

that kid who showed up just once [spoiler/]

Holy shit, how retarded are you
Jow Forums'S SEAL OF ORIGINALITY

Nigga if you were with someone playing smash 4 when you were a kid then you underage af

Sunlight
Jow Forums says I'm not original

>that kid who huffed an entire can of deodorant and went to hospital

>that kid who left school and then killed himself

>that girl who everyone thought was pure but then a video leaked of her taking cock up the ass

>That kid who whipped his dick out in your cabin at 6th grade camp and claimed he did it on accident

>that kid who fucked a chick before everyone else
>That was me
You're in the wrong place, chad. Fuck off.

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>that kid who made a sex tape in the girls bathroom
FUCKING HOT
Did you watch it? What did they do in it? Details plz.

>that kid who called a teacher a cunt
>that kid who wore a fedora and sunglasses to school
>that kid who shit in a urinal
>that kid who tried to imitate shit in urinal kid but, got cought
>that 6/10 who you bothered because you had her attention
>that fat kid who only used you for your brain

>goth kid
>recess
What the fuck, why did kids at your elementary school cut themselves?

>the chubby girl who tried to get literally anyone to be her boyfriend
>the new kid who stayed a new kid permenantly
>the girl who was always crying in lessons
>that kid who just disappeared and nobody knew where he went

>that kid who got a rimjob during a fire drill
>tfw all boys school

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>that kid who called the teacher "mommy"
>that kid who bragged about knowing all the porno sites
>that kid who wore chains on his belt
>that kid who masturbated in the bathroom stalls
>that kid who left his rolling backpack in odd places around school

Why do black people love Dragon Ball?

Honestly shocked and in love that this isn't original.

That kid who left was my cousin. Couldn't handle that she was getting in trouble for skipping so she offed herself.

if you actually knew black people, you'd understand that they view themselves as an oppressed, embattled, and weakened people. All the niggerisms are just a reaction to feeling weak. Naturally they'd like stories that worship strength and getting strong.

bumo bumping

>that kid who was super short and chubby who wore short but loose fitting shorts even though his legs were super hairy