Your erect penis size?

5.75 inches bone pressed and full power, so like 5 or less for real.

do they really do anything like this in doctor offices? is there ever a moment when a woman has to get an orgasm or get measured for a check up?

>The vagina expands and elongates when the woman is aroused.
I can't think of any way this makes sense from an evolutionary perspective.

t. maximus brainletus

7x4.75... I have a pencil dick it's embarrassing. I'd rather be like 5x5

7 inches long, 5.5 inches circumference. I'm happy with it, but I'd like a bit more girth.

i have 17.8 cm x 4.8 cm ( im 16 )

Its so that dicklets cant breed you baka.

How should I measure if my dick is curved?

>4.5x4

just kill me already oregan

7.5 in. X 6 in. I'm pretty proud.

5.5 X 5.5

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8 inch long
5.5 inch circumference

Pretty happy

6" x 5"
It feels small and pencil on my hand. I never showed it off. Not sure i ever will

12cm X 12cm

Generally you go along the curve, including it in the measurement. So either get a bendable measuring tape or put a piece of string along it and measure the length of the string.

>6 inches long
>5.6 inches thick
Could be worse I guess.

U R VANNED!

5.5 x 4.6
with my height it looks even sadder

It'd make rape an optimal breeding strategy for men of all sizes if it's easier to fertilize when the woman isn't aroused though, wouldn't it?

user STRIKES GOLD!
Make a note of this Jow Forums.

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Imagine a pringles can made of flesh and veins

how tf do you measure girth?

>Use a piece of toilet paper
>Use a flexible ruler like those used in tailors

6.5" long (not bone pressed)
4.6" around

I hate being pencil dick. I'd trade half an inch of lengh for half inch of girth any day

any one got the old sauce for this

>5x5

tf is your dick a cube

>5.5 inches long
>5 inches girth.
Being a fucking dicklet sucks

Length and girth you fucking brainlet

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Around 15-16cm, don't know exactly

how do you even measure girth?

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I hate it when white people do that dumb smirk when interacting with others and trying to be "polite"

8.5" x 6.5" my gf really can't take it how do I make sex more comfy for her?
Pic kinda related it's the kind of face she makes during sex

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With a measuring tape ya dumbo

>Implying women aren't more aroused during rape than any other time
You have a lot to learn about how women work

7" in length, never measures the girth. But honestly about average in girth.

>6.5 inches long
>5 inch girth

Cucked by being a girthlet

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Fuck off nigger.
Ori ori

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>so they can know they own a big dick
spotted the cuck

Fuck you, I just want my gf to not cry when we fuck.

I'm around 8.5 x 7 and most girls I'm with have the same issue. What I do to deal with it is tons of foreplay, stroking her thighs, kissing, fingering and eating her out, you can feel with your fingers how ready her pussy is when you need to plan for a big dick. If it's clamping down on your fingers then it's not ready = do more foreplay. If it starts to feel more open inside and more flexible when you push against the insides, then she's really relaxed and ready.

16x12 left curve+upward curve

8in x 5.5in
Still a virgin. Dick size doesn't matter.

Dick size helps you keep a gf, not get one.

I make her cum at least 8 times with foreplay before we start, bit I can't bring myself to eat her out (a little bit of a germophobe). Maybe I'll try after we have a shower or something?

5 inch pencil dick
Too embarrassed to even think about dating

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Hahahhahaha fuckin small dicked beta cherry boy

>6.9 inches long
>6 inches girth
idk how to feel

>8 inches long
>6 inches girth

why am i so small?

There's no point in getting one if you don't have the dick size. It'll just lead to embarassment. Anyone under 8x6 should just give up desu.

5.0" x 4.5"
That's okay, I was kinda hoping for the genocide movement to take off anyways...

>Should give up
No user, any guy with a tiny dick (under 5 inches) should start working to make themselves into a cute sissy boy. Shave all their hair off, wear panties under their jeans, suck big real cocks and learn to ignore their tiny little useless dicks

>8x6
Lol that's huge. Most girls won't be able to take it. Under 5x5, that's more "give up" range.

This. If you want to make apple juice but only have lemons, make lemon juice instead. You will never be Chad Thundercock but you would make a fine trap.
I believe in you, boy.

That video almost makes me feel less insecure.
Are there more videos of the same kind?

16.5cm x 13.5cm (6.5" x 5.3")

human females (male) used to and still do select mates with bigger penises, look it up. Its why humans have such disproportionately large cocks.

There. Added girth.

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6.25 x 4 inches and I'm 5'6 129

7" x 5.5"

Apparently I'm unoriginal.

What in the hell am I reading here, user?

I am describing my boyfriend's penis. I would be more descriptive, but I can't draw.

reads like a fucking tumblr post
people like you need to fucking die

Get fucked roastie, you will forever be unsatisfied with a basedboy bf.

Anyone that claims to have 7"+ girth is a larping nigger faggot. Why would you even joke about that, it would be fucking horrible to have girth that big. You wouldn't even be able to wrap your whole hand around it.

I dont give a fuck about this thread, but where can I find videos of women casually doing things to their vaginas like this?

And just so we are clear, you're a girl (boy) right?

It's tough to accurately measure, due to phimosis. I would say, foreskin excluded, my dick measures the following:

Length - Between 5.75 and 6 inches
Girth - Between 4.5 and 5 inches

Usually if I include the tip of the foreskin, I'm just over 6 inches. But obviously a tiny bit of foreskin is absolutely useless when it comes to penetrative sex, so it has to realistically be excluded.

>Anyone that claims to have 7"+ girth is a larping nigger faggot.

They probably are.

>Why would you even joke about that, it would be fucking horrible to have girth that big.

But it's no bigger than the average dildo women buy nowadays.

I'm a girl. It's a heterosexual relationship.

I second this,

Ravioli ravioli make this comment originolly

Do people actual think that shit?
99% of people who say they have 6 inch girth are bullshitting too, what are they doing pulling all the skin together and measuring that?

The lid of a soda can is 6.5ish girth, try to fit that between your teeth lmfao

5.5 inches
6.6 inches round

7x5.5 represent

I just tested it, a soda can is closer to 8 inches

Near 7 inches, girth is fine. haven't had sex in years. Born again virgin.

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The lid of it, the part you drink from

why the lid?

pics or fake larping faggot

What?.... because that's what i said, it's the easiest estimation and thing to visualize comparable to the people saying they have that much girth

>because that's what i said
you sound like my parents. faggot

Are you retarded, honestly?

just learn to read. you responded to me saying "lid of a soda can", you measured the main part of a soda can, I corrected you. Of course it's "what I said". Your comprehension is nigger tier.

Anyone else extremely self conscious about the appearance of their dick? My size is fine but it's ugly as sin and I'm afraid the first person to see it is going to be grossed out by it. Or do people generally not care about how a dick looks as long as it can get and stay hard.

pick a better object. one that is 6.5 inches around its entire length.

That Is literally what I said it was.

8 x 6

(I'm black)

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5.5 long 6 around

Plenty of black people have average to small dicks.

So I'm small?

Oof

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You needed to include the fact that you're black even though it doesn't matter at all. Porn has brainwashed you.

Well shit.

Guess that's another way to be happy about myself.

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