Jow Forums About to go on a date for the first time in years...

Jow Forums About to go on a date for the first time in years, I never leave the house so give me a pep talk cuz i feel like canceling.

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just talk about what you like to do in your spare time hehe ;)

You will be harshly judged, and that judgement will not be favorable.

drink some courage juice

show her memes on your phone

Don't feel bad about being ghosted, just means she's most likely a slut.

I sit on the computer 12 hours a day
If its 2 harsh I've got my trusty KSG
ON IT!!
I am not that brave

enjoy buying stacie's dinner. Girls love getting betas to buy them meals. They eat out every meal on your beta cuck dime.

YEAH CANCEL IT. YOUR ARE BETTER SET HERE WITH US. STAY IN THE UNDERWORLD. WE WILL NEVER REJECT YOU.

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Its happend before so it wont hurt that much
Nahhhh i'ma split that fucking check

No way she agrees to split the check

>splitting the check
enjoy never seeing her again while she tells everyone how broke you are

Maybe i'm 40 minutes out from the time, convince me
Well i guess ill see, I will take the chance

That's when you excuse yourself to the bathroom, leave and stick her with the bill

Then YOU get the free meal and toast a roastie.

You guys should be grateful you can even get a date at all. I haven't even spoken to a girl in I don't know how long.

That a real possibility i have thought of .
I mean a tip i can give you is go fishing in the tar pits if you catch my drift.

>actually believing robots are that brave

Really, the best option is to sneak out if you notice she is just a roastie using you for foods

lol don't tell me you're on a date with a negress OP

when is the best time to bolt
Yes it has been a bad run with white people for me, I thought I could take a chance

Well its time to go, I'll make a thread at like 8 tonight telling my autism tails.

You'll probably get charged for a hate crime if you leave her with the bill kek

hope the negress smells good!
gl OP

ALLRIGHT MAGGOT! LISTEN UP WITH THOSE UGLY EARS OF YOURS! YOU'RE GONNA GO ON THAT DATE AND BY GOD YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION OF YOURSELF YOU CAN AND IMPRESS THE GIRL!

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OP write potato in your thread so we know its u when u get back

It might be too late for you to see it, but good luck, user!