How to become a qt anime neko loli?

How to become a qt anime neko loli?

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Die and hope for an afterlife, or just die and let your brain make a whole new world and life for you.

Be a girl first of all lol

Chop off your dick, put on a wig,some cat ears, and say "Nyah" at the end of every sentence

Of course I am a girl.

But we are all girls here

Build a computer so powerfull it can simulate a universe/reality and live there

>inb4 singularity

>Die, or die.

You can just die.

t. robot

You can be my neko loli rp gf if you like user

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bulgarian mafia here. how much money do you have OP

Second then is be short and skinny

Paypal me $30 and I'll turn you into one

I don't believe this is how it works.

dont listen to him, i will take $15 and i will tell you the secrets.

Secrets?

Close your eyes and count to 10, make sure you focus reaaally hard.

On becoming the Neko loli?

Yes, if you believe hard enough, anything is possible!

One day it will work, for sure.

>tfw no cute neko loli to cuddle and give headpats too
Why do I have to suffer

I shall be the judge whether you become a neko loli

nekos are not fully human nor are their fully animal and thus have no rights nor any form of protection.
they are toys for real humans.

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