You're Watching Adventure Call!
My name is Falconhoof. I will be your guide on your quest.
Greetings traveler! You are in a dank dungeon. To the North there is a flight of stairs descending into the shadows. To the east there is a locked door with a barred window.
Remember, l can only take your commands if you get dubs!
Kill myself
Dubsget
I proceed to collect sticks. A lot
Go down in search of the DANK weed from which the dungeon got its name.
Ree loudly until somebody shows up
Kill Jester originally
Put troll in bag.
trips works too!
You stand alone in the dungeon and begin to scream. You disturb some bats which fly down from the ceiling. Something drops from a bat's clutches and lands on the floor, but it is too dark to see.
examine the object
Ascend the stairs
After going up the stairs, kill myself
You ignore the object on the ground and descend the northern staircase. You find yourself in pitch darkness. To your right, there is flint and a piece of wood. To your left there is a hole in the floor with a strange smell and cold air coming out of it. You cannot see the rest of the room.
put my dick in the hole
acquire gf
Mock the gods
Yeah put my dick in the hole
rerolling for dick in hole
Put my dick in the hole
Then kill myself
Masturbate furiously and moan after I cum.
check pockets
Ask Zeus to send a basket and some water
"Zeus!" you look to the sky and implore
"Please send me a basket and some water."
instantly a bucket of water and an empty basket with handles appear in front of you.
To your right, there is flint and a piece of wood. To your left there is a hole in the floor with a strange smell and cold air coming out of it.
Pls take me back to 2011
The year is 2011. Your guide, Falconhoof looks like this now. You are still in the dungeon. It is pitch black. To your right, there is flint and a piece of wood. To your left there is a hole in the floor with a strange smell and cold air coming out of it. In front of you is a bucket of water and an empty basket with handles.
Drown myself in the water bucket
i put the wood on my ass and the basket on my head and pee in the hole
cum in the basket
Dump the water in the smelly hole
Perform water enema and use wood to push it all in.
dive head first into the hole while furiously masturbating
Shit in the hole
Try to set up a fire with the flint and piece of wood.
Cum into the hole
Kill the Jester
Praise my eternal Queen
You masturbate furiously in the darkness and direct the resulting semen into the hole. You hear a human's voice protesting from within.
"What was that?" says the voice.
It is pitch black. To your right, there is flint and a piece of wood. To your left there is a hole in the floor with a strange smell and cold air coming out of it. In front of you is a bucket of water and an empty basket with handles.
Light the rope on fire and drop it down the hole
Flip off the hole while laughing, then wash my dick in the bucket of water.
Jump down the hole and hope whatever is making the voice breaks the fall
Poor the water into the hole while letting out an earsplitting scream
Pour the water and the basket into the whole while screeching like a banshee
REEEEEE extremely loudly into the hole while taking a shit into it
Projectile vomit into the hole
..Okay.
You stick your fingers down your throat, activating your gag reflex and release a geyser of vomit into the hole.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT WAS THAT?" the hole screams back.
piss into the hole
OPEN SARCOPHAGUS
Piss into the hole and then shortly after shit into it
Piss into the hole, shit into the hole, smash the basket, take a sturdy piece of it and kill myself by cutting my throat and positioning the geyser of blood to go down the hole
GET
YE
FLASK
scallywag
Shit in the hole then poor the water from the bucket into the hole
stick dick through hole
kek
ops story btfo
I guess he gave up. Disappointing. What did he expect?
I FUCKING SAID I put hermes' boots in the FUCKING BAG. Im not adding another FIFTY POUNDS to my fucking PHONE BILL you understand that you little shit?!
(all Said in a thick scottish accent)