/britfeel/

about to have a wank lads.

Will be thinking of you ;^)

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Were you the lad talking about wanting to get into skating the other day?

why aren't you nofap. don't want to be a brainlet do you?

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I was lad. I think the desire is more to get into some kind of hobby rather than that one specifically. Cycling seems cool but it's pretty lonely and not in the comfy way

Late to the game but wtf why did CoD make their new WW2 campaign so shit?
Just let me dome some fucking Nazis man, I don't need the fucking tired unskippable story

Let me bum you

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>600 killed vs 23 killed
what a bunch of top lads

I could never be a brainlet, my engorged and hyper rippled brain swells with knowledge when i wank to extreme fetish materials from across the internet.

i agree lets gangbang the sissy lad.

Are weak willed people destined for a life of mediocrity?

if your dick isn't as girthy as this man's cranium then don't speak to me

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22 isn't too old to start, if that's what's worrying you. Skating is maximum comfy.

Drinking up thee zider tonight lads, good old thatchers

I bought a longboard the other day for the first time and I'm loving it. I'm 24 btw.

might go see mary and the witches flower tomorrow lads

Im really buzzed on wine. I have developed a wine issue, like my dad.

longboards are well fun

Same apart from I went for a short walk in the heat and realised I'm burning the shit out of my skin. Plus all the uni normies stare at me so I went back inside to hide from their looks

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Thanks lads, that's awesome to hear. What about my weight, is that an issue?

You have already seen it.
it is
I don't share well
dips on mouth

Why did my dad die?

i killed him lod

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I have been hearing bongo drums from next doors garden for 20 mins, i look outside and there are people just dancing around the garden to bongo drums and firelight.
They are on something.

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jokes on you I have sharp teeth

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I'm on the whisky tonight, should have got some beer but it is too late now. Oh well, comfyness is setting in

Shut my fucking finger in the door because the fucking cat wouldn't make her mind up about coming in or not.

What are everybody's plans to survive the incel holocaust? Even if you aren't an incel, robots are gonna get caught in the crossfire for sure.

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Someone's been killed in Camberwell, Iads. As I was coming home from my /punt/ the police was everywhere and a few roads were taped off. Apparently, it's gang related..the peckham/Walworth Road beef is intense right. There's supposed to be a pic floating around of the guy with his brains all over the pavement, I'll try to get it

Fucking weed dealers are the most unreliable shites on this planet ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Based

Original felch me

>murder in London

Is that newsworthy?

How do they even tell incels apart from normal people

My dad is a convicted pedo and I havent seen him in years.

Goodnight lads.
Hope you have a goodnight sleep.

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>Is that newsworthy?
It should be, I mean they banned knives so how did this happen

*puts this on you*

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Was he on one of those nonce hunter videos?

What is going on in London lad? Seems to be an influx of murders and stabbings, is this a new thing or is it a case of the media only paying attention to it now?

sleep tight lid

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Is anything actually happening? I'm a virgin but never really identified as an incel.

No, this all happened before those videos were a thing

lads...

think I'm gonna make some dandelion wine

absolutely all over the shop, might as well use the weedy buggers up.

god no, that's so fucked up

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Do what I always do. Stay indoors and avoid other people at all costs.

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Gang wars, lad. It's been going on for decades but it's got especially bad over the past 5/6 years.

id say about a 7 or 8. I'll probably move elsewhere when the time comes but when I do i'll be proud to tell them that I'm English.

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My eldest cousin passed away from cancer the other week. She was a perfectly healthy 37 year old with a family. Why is life so unfair lads?

You like it fucked up bitch.
*skull fucks*

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General Lord CHAD Wellesley tbqh

the government is gonna scan your internet activity and if you don't have a female partner to vouch for you, you're getting shipped to the gulags.

who /spiffyisapaedophile/ here?

Sorry to hear it boyo, hope you're holding up okay. Life does suck sometimes for sure. Guess you have to try to appreciate each day as much as you can.

Tin 3 to keep the buzz going

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How're we feeling tonight frens
youtu.be/MmZexg8sxyk

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lisa episodes were the worst

That is really shit lad, I am sorry. Sometimes people just are dealt a bad hand and there is nothing you can do about it. My parents divorced when I was 5, lived with my Mum for 14 years until one day she was driving home from work and a drunk and high guy hit her car and she died. It still really hurts, as it came out of nowhere, but I have accepted that sometimes bad things happen and dwelling on it isn't going to change anything. Hope your family is as well as can be lad

where my /mischievous/ lads at?

let's share some fun school stories

>in class with our autistic half-friend (he was an actual poley/ nonce)
>sitting behind him
>last day of school before a holiday, maybe easter
>eating food in the class
>put loads of popcorn in his hood
>mfw he pulled it up in assembly

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True Simpsons user, I felt I had to make a dark meme of that sentence because it struck such a chord with me. Grandpa is sharing some elder wisdom with his granddaughter that life really is meaningless but we try and prolong it as much as possible for some insane reason.

Didn't know about MGMT until someone kept posting the webm in trap threads on /gif/.

youtube.com/watch?v=OTHHeIAYfuU

happy as a bee, buzzing hbu?

I wish I would die of natural causes

Thanks lad. The funeral on Monday was heartbreaking but I've been doing alright these past few days. I don't think I've fully accepted it though.

bad things happen to good people it seems la

my dad is an outstanding guy, didn't to unhealthy triggering things and still got it

Go gay, they can't kill prison gays it's haram

Lmao, I love it lad.

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boxing was good, i thoroughly enjoyed it.

drank enough to be tipsy but not enough to be outright drunk and don't want to go downstairs to get more reeee

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frazzled lad. masters deadline coming up really soon.
>wake up, have porridge and a fag
>eat modafinil
>write for 12 hours
>watch trash youtube and have a spliff
>sleep
>repeat

Are prison gays a natural defense to the increasing oppression of straight white males?

Christ lad laughed like a child at that

>tfw
I found it strange how they were recognisable but I never knew their name until recently desu
Bit mellow with a buzz myself I suppose lad.
Very beautiful day too, makes me optimistic for summer
Ganbatte friend, before long this will be in the past
And we will have to endure this stress for mr shekelburg instead
Tried other study drugs lad?
youtu.be/Q8i8jE2sTxk

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hope you've had a based Saturday lads, enjoy your hang over hoooorah

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>the increasing oppression of straight white males?
No a symptom sadly

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>Trash
Ugh fuck off Yank

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Thanks Lad, that means so much. I'm so sorry to hear about what happened to your mother btw. I hope you're doing well these days.

Sun comes out
Neighbours go crazy and start shouting at each other

Secretly go under cover while among the ranks of the normies and manipulate them

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I'm feeling tired lads, should i go to sleep or stay up for a while longer?

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I'd stay up a bit longer lad

I'm a fucking terrible storyteller and it was probably funnier at the time but here we go:

>guy fucks girl in ass
>she cries
>he tells her to 'man up'
>he tells his friends about it and it spreads through the entire year group
>final assembly of the year, head of year tearing up during a speech because we're all leaving school
>someone shouts 'man up!'
>all of the students bursts into laughter at the reference and the teachers didn't have a clue

Stay up and chat for a while

Stay up and lewd you faggu

what is it in this country about survivalism and woodsman shit that attracts pure nutters, lads?

I watch plenty of people from other countries who are perfectly normal, but then whenever I find some youtube video of someone from britain out in the woods they're mumbling to themself and sound like a paranoid schizo

got plenty more where that came from

>there was another much more 'tistic kid in the year below, and a slightly less tistic kid in the year below
>Older one used to get really mad at the mention of this one word (I think it was to do with an OS or something, he really hated this one company)
>used to go in the computer room to play games at lunch
>mfw they're sitting next to each other
>tooperfect.png
>go up to the younger one and strike up a convo
>Tilt my monitor to him
>had google searched something with the other kid's trigger word in
>tell him to search it
>He reads it out loud
>Older kid does something reminiscent of a RREEE, picks up a hole-punch and clocks the other kid
>Quickly scurry out
>See the incel IT technicians coming to hold him back through the door
>mfw they were too embroiled in their feud to mention any link back to me
>mfw they become rivals over the next couple of years

the funniest part is that when I see these kinds of posts in threads I imagine they're shitposts, but these are actually real stories lmao

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>Police said the elders had ordered the accused rapists to do 100 sit-ups and pay a 50,000 rupee (bongs550; muttdollars750) fine as punishment

How is this not satire fucking christ

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Like I said in the other thread, if your weight is over the trucks it shouldn't matter at all. It's good exercise, too. And remember to bend your knees more.

On my way home. Fun show but have a hideous headache and desperate to get home

What show did you go to, lad?

Thanks user, feels a bit surreal knowing my lovely student lifestyle will end soon.
Quite literally only just tried Modafinil a few weeks ago. Can't believe I didn't find it sooner, it's like when Popeye eats spinach but for dull repetitive work instead of fightan.
Leave it out mate I like the word trash, rolls off the tongue.

>100 sit ups as punishment

if true that is one of the most retarded things i have heard

The murder in Camberwell was just conformed as a member of Moscow 17 (Walworth Road) Peckham boys are taking credit for it. As a lad just told me while I was having a spliff on my balcony..the scoreboard is ments, we're winning the beef