ITT: Nice things about having a gf

>Sleep topless in bed
>Goes nude when tanning
>Always someone to eat dinner with
>Always doing something with groups of people
>Knowing you have a desirable and hot gf
>Someone that accepts all your quirks and nerdism
>Geeks out with you
>Someone to play board games with
>Someone to play vidya with
>Share reddit memes with
>They text you back instantly
>Always agrees to any plans you make, even last minute ones


Having a gf is pretty good. If you got one list nice things about having one. If you don't you should git one. You missin out

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Fuck off, stupid OP

>>Geeks out with you
>>Someone to play board games with
>>Someone to play vidya with
>>Share reddit memes with
>>They text you back instantly
>>Always agrees to any plans you make, even last minute ones
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, you gotta tell me what year you live in where even one of those things are true.

Here's what it's actually like in current year.
>makes you pay for meals, gifts and dates
>makes you do things she's interested in that you don't give a fuck about
>refuses to indulge in your hobbies
>insists on going out all the time
>probably talking to other guys behind your back
>fucking other guys behind your back
>lying to your face because you're "nice"
>probably going to dump you the moment she finds better

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OP here, actually that rings true. Stop cutting so deep

bulgarian mafia here. it is preferable to have good male brother friends and a harem of young women who feed off your dick in return for drugs

>even blonde women have hairier arms than me

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>gf
More like tulpa. Nice try, fucker!

Really nice shot there, It's like we we're being being in private with the girl but she's just ignoring us, like a tease. A way for the Artist to exprime how mundane seeing nudes has become.

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I really like your analysis.

>s-she exists

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>and you will never be the first to deflower her making both of you unite for life, splitting your dna into making an human being.

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>You stop caring about how the world is a horrible place and we're all just aimless remnants of a century old struggle for survival

Pretty sure having a qt gf is the meaning of life

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this, even heroin addict stop being sad after a hit.

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but having a fuckbuddy cum slut is better because you get to skip all that stupid bullshit you wrote and fuck regularly.
actually I want a gf but not for most of the reasons you listed

Why do you then?

>virgin on r9k reciting the le women are evil meme
This place doesn't fucking change

Neither do women.

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You can get the top version but you have to date a fat or ugly chick. Few here are willing to do what it takes

Shit things about having a gf

>needs constant attention
>complains
>need to compromise
>indecisive
>waste of money
>waste of time
>social crutch
>need to regulate her emotions for her
>unnessucary drama in your life
>fucking stupid and boring

I've had several girlfriends and I'm much happier and productive spending my time honing my skills I use to make money. Modern relationships are a waste of time and effort the sooner you get that into your head the better.

this is the best advice in board history

When you find one you really like yea... That's the hard part.

This is all I want in sex
Not the pleasure, the emotional part of it

>If you don't you should get one.
I've been trying, with limited success.

>would sit in my room with me and be on her computer
>while playing games I'd turn around and flirt with her
>occasionally run over and kiss her
>someone to go everywhere with
>make chocolate chip pancakes with at 3am

I fucking miss her bros

I fucking miss her

Nice thing about having a gf is she won't shut the fuck up will bitch in your ear all the time text other dudes behind your back and want to fuck other dudes

fuck YOU normie cunt. eat shit