Holy fuck I can't believe what just happened to me

Holy fuck I can't believe what just happened to me.

>everyone's talking about avengers so decide to go to see it
>I walk up to the counter, avoiding eye contact so I don't trigger my anxiety
>1 t-t-ticket to infinity war p-please I say
>the dickhead behind the counter says sorry but did you say one with a fucking smirk on his face
> y-yeah I say back
>now the guy is basically laughing at me
>sorry but we have a no singles policy. Why don't you come back with your friends?
> stutter an oh, really back at him
>360 and walk away
>hear come back with your friends OK being shouted at me
>y-you too

Why the fuck do movie theatres still have no singles policies?

It's not my fault I'm a retarded autistimo

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No Singles policies?

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Times like these I'm glad I'm a blackbot. No one suspects me of being an incel at first glance.

Never heard of this policy before but it sounds retarded

no singles policies mean they don't let people go in by themselves

Is this a USA thing or what?Never heard of that shit.

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It's a joke thing people make up for laughs. It's just the joke isn't very funny.

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wtf 1st time i heard that fucking rule

>Urge to call bullshit on this so actually look it up
>Movie theaters actually do this
>Not all of them, but still a number do
>Reasoning behind it is to ward off shooters

Why have we become such pussies?

>360 and walk away
OK, user.

it's a very common rule worldwide to prevent mass shootings and other incidents because virgins are scientifically proven to be more capable of violence than others, it's the theatres duty to provide a safe comfortable environment for patrons

I've had that happen to me before.

Also, I often get profiled while leaving grocery stores. The greeter will stand in front of me, blocking the exitway, and demand me to show him my receipt. He will then go through my bags to make sure the receipt is correct. This only happens when I shop by myself. If I go with my mom it never happens.

>worldwide
Speak for yourself, burgeroo.

I can't live in the meme world any longer, please god take me back to the berenstein verse where things at least made sense

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>360 and walk away
???
wow absolute brainlet
it should be 180

You should be thankful dude the virginity inspection squad took the day off if they caught you chances are you would be kneeling in a ditch with a rifle to your head just about now be thankful for the little things.

>180 degrees
???
It should be 720 you brainuck

You have got to be japing me. You are not fucking serious.

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There are no singles policy. Stop memeing this god awful shit.

It's not common and not worldwide, fuck you and your bullshit, I've never even heard about this rule nor have the other anons ITT
Besides it's retarded to even think it would work
If I'm gonna shoot up the place and I know you're not letting me buy a single ticket I'm just gonna buy two lol

Are you this retarded or is it the absolute state of Burgerica?

Exactly. There is indeed a no singles policy.

>what is singles policy
Look it the fuck up if you don't belive OP

im not a burger im from australia and we have no singles policies here too and ive travelled all over the world and its pretty common its just to make sure the theatre is a safe place for people free from the virgin menace coming in to shoot everyone because they cant get laid

Tfw I failed mandatory penis inspections again AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE A DICKLET

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maybe he he walked away backwards asshole

>The country of freedom
>Can't go to the cinema by yourself

You're beyond salvation, USA

You can't even own guns in Australia unless you wait years for a fucking hunting license, and then all you get is some slow-ass bolt-action! Why the fuck would they be worried about shootings?

Fucking new fag not knowing the meme

there have been plenty of virgins going on rampages with illegal guns in australia and with knives no one knows how they get them it seems the violent impulses of virgins just cant be stopped

Unironically nice bait fag
The previous post got me and the others too, now it's obvious though
I regret posting ITT, sage

bro go to a fucking movie theatre if you think its fake sad virgins deluding themselves into thinking theyre welcome outside anymore

Always keep your hands out of your pockets. I was diagnosed with a beard in September, and this tip has significantly improved my shopping experiences.

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nigga just walk into the fucking theatre. i do it all the time

>His local kinoplex doesn't allow singles or give them a free crab leg

>360 and walk into the counter
>Man looks at me with a mixture of confusion and pity

It's 180 and walk away you retards.

That has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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the amount of newfags in this thread is disgusting what happened to this shit board

>decide to see infinity war before I get spoiled
>walk 45 minutes in the rain
>jeans are soaking wet
>take off my coat and shake it out in the lobby
>still dripping water
>go up the counter
>ask the woman one for infinity war please
>she asks if I want to upgrade to a better chair
>fuck it, I do
>buy the ticket
>no embarassment, no judgement
>enjoy the film
>barely 20 people in the screening