Walking around hot and sunny London today

reported to MI6 you disgusting incel terrorist

do u have any frends?

Please don't leave us we luv u

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Not bad.

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I'm a bong in London as well why is this one noteworthy?

Here's what you do.
>Get a British accent if you don't have one already
>Move to North America
>Act like a stereotypical high class posh brit
>???
>Fuck harry potter bitches

paint your skin black

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>attract gold diggers

Might be quicker and less painful to just pay a whore

Stranger things have worked.

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...

Youve never killed anyone
They dont think your a man
Kill someone and women will give you attention
Women love killers

I'm brazillian and am an incel too.

I've seen all sorts of guys get with all sorts of girls by my age (20). Tried being more social and even managed to have female friends (in college) but never led anywhere (they all had boyfriends or just saw me as a friend), so I just gave up.

It sucks to be unwanted in the most overly sexualized country in the world, but I guess I'm resigned to my fate. Most girls just chalk me up as a weirdo nowadays or just pick on me for shits and giggles amongst their friends. Maybe it's just not for me.

Hey bro I feel you.

Here is a song to cheer you up :)
youtu.be/ecVd43Kmafs

I know nothing's sacred but should we even be joking about this...

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women hate unattractive men that dare to want sex. they assume unattractive men hate them back therefore misogny. so basically if a woman doesnt want to fuck you then youre a misofynist and thats why women dont want to fuck you. it doesnt have to make sense.

Yeah women tend to naturally dislike me, even when I make a point to be friendly. I honestly think they have a sixth sense for fucked up genetics, which I have, but it's frustrating because literally everyone else gets a gf. We all know women like "bad boys" but even these fucking soi betamales are getting pussy. As life goes on, I feel more and more isolated in this society. I just want to be normal bros.

First you should narrow down your search based on personality (that's the thing most people actually select least for initially which can mean you can find the best bargains hunting for that first - plus it's best for you long term).

So if you're an INTJ work out where ENFPs hang out (stuff like you know, working as seasonal snowboarding instructors or working for some NGO).

Then zone in on that shit preferably with a view to becoming a person with social status you've developed in a setting with plenty of foot traffic for new people, you are panning for gold after all you need a steady flow of new material.

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I guess we should just keep our heads up and focus on attainable things. I still have dreams and aspirations that can be fulfilled by myself - in fact, I'm pursuing my degree exactly because of that.

What really hurts is being picked on and joked about. Nowadays almost every time I see someone giggling or laughing close to me I think it's about me and get real depressed trying to understand what is wrong.

Look m8, I'm talking about experience that whores aren't worth it, you shouldn't waste your time with someone you know is not marriage material, but you're not doing yourself any favors with that attitude. Take this shit to Jow Forums

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I'm not sure necessarily how one establishes one's relative value to the sexual market place around oneself but it can't hurt to first look at the way that male and female candidates assess each other in a possible transaction.

Your median male's a shallow shithead and so's your average woman and we all diverge by some degree from this basic weighted portfolio of desired traits.

As you know, women care much more about money and power (though they'll still find a starving artist just barely satisfactory if he is a 10/10 everywhere else - preferably with some prospect of improvement based on his "passion" for his craft).

The good thing about that however is your money, power and status are far more in your control than what most men find valuable about a woman which is far less subject to change or personal improvement.

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for me its because i don't have social media, that takes me out of the dating pool for like 90% of women i meet because if you don't have social media and you use a flip phone you must be weird. i've nearly given up on finding another women, i've been in 2 serious relationships and the latest one ended last year. tinder is laughable. i got this girls phone # but then she asked me for snapchat, which i said no i don't. texted her, she never replied. didn't bother chasing the bitch, datings a fucking joke man. all 7/10 women think they deserve a man making 100k, who has lots of friends and things going on, and who can constantly give her attention in fun. social media is cancer

>not sure if shill trying to keep the incel meme alive or just lost robot

MODS

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Then you have confidence issues to begin with and shouldn't bother getting a gf while you don't fix that, you will only be getting yourself into more trouble. Get in shape physically, mentally and spiritually, be someone you admire. Do you have a role model, someone you look up to? What do you admire in them? And why don't you admire yourself? If you're honest with yourself, you'll know where you're fucking up. Fix that now and stop procrastinating on your own life, or else you'll become sopa

So obviously the first thing to focus on is your career and earning potential. Remember, women select with an 80/20 rule - so you ideally need to be hitting that top 20% bracket in this category to start being in the game.

The good thing about looks as far as attraction is women are far less fixated on you physically then men are about women, only about half of what you might call "attraction" is actually physical.

For that obviously it goes with the following dealbreakers:

1. Must be taller than her (preferably with clearance for heels or you're in iffy territory but not disqualified).

2. Face - women can be surprisingly forgiving / varied in this so there's always a girl out there who'll go for you provided you've no skin issues and you are (because it hits the face as much as everwhere else...

3. Jow Forums - You've got to do it, come on. It's the only thing that is good for your mental and physical health and makes you look good, once you get used to it you'll want to do it and feel uncomfortable when you don't, get Jow Forums.

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Kek

Does tinder actually get you guys laid, bitches always flake out on me. i've met girls at bars while being stood up by a tinder date, it's bizarre.

This. Shills are on fire today

The "Competition" is basically about being disinterested. Women can't deal with being the most important thing to you - there's a good reason for it too.

Subconsciously it implies if you are really interested in a girl that she is the best thing you can get, and therefore she can probably do better.

If however you are not that interested it implies you can do better and are not desperate. The best way to do this is basically be more devoted to your own passions or career but doing in an arena where you're regularly in contact with them.

Alritey?

Novelty is basically just being a guy who stands out. Tyler Durden stands out. You get it. Not a guy who's scared of drawing attention or being different - you're supposed to be unafraid of it because you're supposed to be worth paying attention to.

Other is just other.

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>>not sure if shill trying to keep the incel meme alive or just lost robot

Being this new. BritWizard posts here every week.

remember to sage and report

>goes outside once in life and wonders why he has no gf

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But basically you should remember this:

>You are entitled to nothing.

Just as with business, everything is a transaction.

People hang out with you because they find you pleasant company - they get something out of it.

Your family loves you because they have a genetic investment in you physically - they get something out of it.

Someone employs you and pays money because you do something useful for them, and indeed visa versa when someone does something useful for you - you pay them - because both parties are getting something out of it.

A relationship is a mixture of all three of these arrangements - so you should see it as business.

If you can't get what you want? You simply don't have enough on your end of the bargain to purchase it with - luckily you're a man and it's far more in your control than it is for a woman.

If you can't get what you want, improve until you're able to pay the price of entry at that level and also be savvy enough to know how to shop around and identify bargains.

Also listen to Black and Beige Phillip, particular Black Phillip, all of it - Patrice O'Neal was a genius who was expounding upon women's natures before anyone was talking about it.

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Take the rainbow pill user. Guarantee there are plenty of guys that'll suck your dick and rim your ass and let you fuck them and you won't even have to reciprocate. And afterwords you can play vidya together or go out to the pub. The first time is the hardest, but it gets easier.

t. former incel

Because you're a worthless Jow Forums poster who saves frog pictures on his computer, who fantasizes about being white all day long :)

So you're forcing yourself to be gay instead of just talking to a woman?

Because you’re a kike