If these guys broke into your house would you let them rape you before they took your TV?

Delicate little flower boy? Buddy, you're talking to a 6'5, 260 lb, 10% body fat alpha male here. You really want to go down this road? I didn't think so. Now, I'm going to cook me up some chicken breast, and if by the time I come back to this thread your little post making fun of me isn't deleted then we're going to have some real problems, pal. Got it, big guy?

Big guy? Buddy, you're talking to a 7'8, 350lb, 7% body fat alpha male here. You really want to go down this road? I didn't think so. Now, I'm going to cook me up some chicken breast, and if by the time I come back to this thread your little post making fun of me isn't deleted then we're going to have some real problems, pal. Got it, big guy?

Blood Eagle.

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I'm a darker skin color than them so they have to bottom, it's the law

No.
>tfw btfoing @ your life

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fucking homo stfu

Damn bro u rekt him, you tryin to hook up? No homo

Kek maybe
Stay btfo'd lmao

Its so funny when people think guys like that are fit. They are just poor and can't afford to eat.

But I guess that is what girls consider attractive nowadays. Some 3rd worlder or collegefag living off of scraps. Good shit.

t. fatty
oregano

Take off your mask and give me your numbers for another time, I'll give ya 200 batons if that's what ye want bxht

I'd fucking blow their heads off of their scrawny bodies.
As if these DYEL manlets can take me down, fucking shitskin degenerate thieves.

I know right, people in the fitness world see this and think, "Pathetic."
Normies see it and think, "Oh no! Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down my spine!"

>let them rape you
Is it really rape if you let them?

Oh yeah and no I would not I'm not a faggot

Whatever you say, flamer.

>alpha male
He says, on r9k

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>let them rape you
I don't think you know how rape works OP

sauce on these delicious brown pretty boys?

You want some of this too, buddy?

>delicious brown pretty boys?
kill yourself queer

queer doesn't exist

HIV positive scarecrow

they're not black, at most they'll want to do some mass shooting

Only the one on the right because he looks white.

>no weapons
I'd fight, I'm a pretty big guy. They don't look that strong

It wouldnt be rape if I consented, would it now? Either way yes, but I would tell them to wear another shirt on them because God loves a well covered up man. I have a huge fetish for men in masks and in general covered up.

>sauce on these delicious brown pretty boys?
sorry I have no clue

google points towards the account cruushinsta on instagram but I can't find the source

>tfw these boys will never be your rape play bf(s)

I need to see the face of the guy I'm allowing to insert his member into my arsehole. It's my number 1 rule

Tempting but no.

The style of their head covering makes me suspect that, rather than stealing my TV, they'd be screaming "allahu akbar" while beheading me for being an infidel sodomite.

are you saying you wouldn't let a qt Muslim boy deflower you

no but i would rape them

Are you a cute fag
Lol, not original.

no, they look like middle schoolers. id absolutely submit to a real man

The left guy is a little slim, don't look like he has a lot of strength.

Whats a real man, are you one

>tfw no non-white bf to humiliate me and call me a "sissy whiteboi faggot" while I suck his big fat non-white cock. no homo

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i would never let those sandniggers rape me

oh god im furiously masturbating

How would being humiliated make you feel?

Embarrassed and ashamed...but also extremely turned on~

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What if they held you down and started laughing at your twitching little dick

I'd probably cum right there on the spot user...that sounds extremely hot...

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nah, id shoot them in the knee

>tfw no white bf to humiliate me and call me a "sissy brownboi faggot" while I suck his big fat white cock. no homo

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>tfw no sissy brownboi faggot bf to humiliate me and call me a "sissy whiteboi faggot" while I suck his small cute black cock. no homo

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Discusting
(origonoldo)

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AW SHIT IT'S GO TIME

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AHEGAO THREAD LET'S DO THIS

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I wonder if anyone recognizes me yet.

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Who needs a tripcode to be known?

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>I wonder if anyone recognizes me yet.
I assure you, nobody cares about you as much as you think they do

You just need to have noticeable, repeated behavior.

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>being such a notorious avatarfagging erp that you assume someone should make you out
Are you at least cute irl

Like spamming ahegao pics.

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They will eventually if I keep at it.

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Nah m8, just a normal looking dude.
And I wouldn't say I'm notorious yet, I havent been doing this for very long.

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Anyways, I'm having fun with this.

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And maybe some people will appreciate my vital service to Jow Forums

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A service so vital, Jow Forums did just fine for years before I started last week.

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So naturally, I'm being sarcastic.

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But that's still not going to stop me from doing it.

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I wonder how long it'll take before I run out ideas on things to say with these pictures.

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But that's not a problem for now, as I'm almost out of pics.

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>not cute
DROPPED

Okay, last one.
Told ya I was almost out.

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I ain't about the poster, it's about the pics.

I don't have a TV so ut woudl be pretty impossible

What does human tastes like?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he ghosted your pathetic ass AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, because I'm not German or Swedish

I could beat both of those pretty boys simultaneously in a fight. There's no way I wouldn't make them regret breaking into my property.

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Call me that again and I'll cum user!

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Big guy? Buddy, you're talking to an 8'4, 410 lb, 5% body fat alpha male here. You really want to go down this road? I didn't think so. Now I'm going to cook me up some chicken breast, and if by the time I come back to this thread your little post making fun of me isn't deleted then we're going to have some real problems, pal. Got it, "big guy"?

>some fag types this
>has audacity to call me pathetic
>doesnt know im a different user
Check the time difference in response, retard.

Uhh sure.
But only for a fee.

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>someone holding a gun and standing still not shooting can be wrestled with
wtf I hate guns now

Fuck that was autistic.
>being retarded enough to stick a gun in someones face
>effectively voiding the major purpose of guns
>range