Where were you when you realised that size is really important. And girls will do depraved things if they know you have a big dick.
Where were you when you realised that size is really important...
Luke Walker
Ryder James
Like it fucking matters. I'll kill myself before I ever fuck a girl. And that's a good thing. No girl deserves to be near me.
Robert Ramirez
It gets originally better.
Josiah Smith
>went to reddit
>typed in size queen in the search bar
Elijah Mitchell
Typed in stupid slut :')
Ryder Reed
>nonstop whining in public about how hard women have it, how privileged men are, how much "pressure" there is on women to be attractive [while any ugly fat pig can go on tinder and have 50 chads in 2 minutes]
>dicklets are disrespected to the point that you literally can't mention it in public because it would destroy your life, literally everyone would mock you relentlessly
heh
Ayden Barnes
very fake and very gay. just look at the user profile. this is a dude.
Nolan Campbell
Every day roasts make me more angry.
Connor Clark
This, don't take LARPing seriously
Owen Hughes
came to write basically this
Bentley Rivera
>Jow Forumsstupidslutsclub
That entire reddit is full of crossdressers, cucks, autogynephiliacs and other depraved perverts.
Daniel Reyes
It makes me sad that porn like this is all larping men because stories that seem genuine make me hard.
Daniel Barnes
Are you a cuck?
They make me hard too, but I hate it (because I dont want to be a cuck), so its good these are all fake
Colton Roberts
No. That stuff is gross and humiliating. It's the woman's overwhelming lust for something that gets me off.
Carter Martin
>tfw decent sized dick 7x5
>looks bigger on my slim body
>will never use it
Carson James
im like 5" but if i go at the wrong angle it hits my gf's cervix and is apparently really painful.
dont believe the shit
i dont even know why i bothered typing this out because someone always mentions something like this and yet you faggots never listen
Caleb Richardson
Retard, this bitch is talking about being a size queen. This is not typical.
Daniel Sanders
Oh shit, that was me.
Joseph Gonzalez
You're OK. r9k is 98% delusional morons looking for anything to blame so long as it isn't their own cognitive handicap.
Adrian Baker
Yeah the story is obviously fake and gay, but women do love a big cock.
9 inches AMA
Brayden Morales
Girth matters most and most guys don't have girthy dicks that get women off.
Aiden Cooper
How long is your dick
Orig
Ryan Adams
8.75 inches
But I round it up to 9 for the purposes of bragging about it on the internet.
Kevin Rodriguez
Can you go all the way inside a woman's vagina, or just partly in?
Have you fucked any guys?
Thomas Lewis
>you're all doomed
Lincoln Bell
Uh yeah, it depends on the position, but even still you can stretch the vagina and make it fit more if you are careful. If you do it wrong it will hurt them but if you do it right it makes them go crazy. Never fucked a guy.