You're watching Adventure Call. My name is Falconhoof. I will be your guide on on your quest

There it is boys. There it is. The digits.

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Welcome to adventure chat, Sir Chadius Thundergroin.
Before you is a bright meadow. To the east is a dimly lit thicket. To the north is a cave in the mountainside. What would you like to do, Sir Chadius?

eat grass

Plow through the thicket in search of fertile pussy

Fucking kill myself. End this nightmare of an "adventure" once and for all

You kill yourself. You're dead.

Thanks for playing adventure call, traveler!

Holy christ it's a Limmy fan on r9k. Nyaaaaaa

Well that didn't take very long at all.

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Good riddance faget

Let's take the next call. What is your name, traveler?

My name is Falconhoof.

my name is Also Falconhoof

Sweet relief

Gay. Make a new thread

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drink pure water

Put Barry's Red Cola in bag

T'challa the death of albinoid wh*toid scum

My name is Virginus Thundergroin, one of Chadius' countless heirs

My name is Bailey Jay :3

seriously wish this shit would fuck off
david firth(who made salad fingers) did the same bit years before him and no one cares
youtube.com/watch?v=KHiJ6yapUkI&t=24m0s
quit posting this rip off

Kill Jester, Falconhoof

my name is Foohnoclaf the Gay

My name is Shit King Shit Pussy

reroll sugoi desu-ne

My name is FUCK ME DADDY GOD I LOVE COCK

my name is FUCKING COCK BALLS IN MY ASS and i have Tourette's

Im negroid whitefucker

My name is Elsa Jean

Im mcdingus ironballs

>a dubs wasteland
You guys don't get it. ended the game

my name is AssButt DoodyPoo just in case

Britcock here

Im goatfucker bitch

My names fred

SCRIPTFAAAAAAAGS

Falconhoof ded

Welcome to adventure chat, Fred.
Before you is a bright meadow. To the east is a dimly lit thicket. To the north is a cave in the mountainside. What would you like to do, Fred?

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Rape the jester.

WAHA, PYUR WAHA

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id like to fuck a fae in the meadow

Spell his name right you impostering prick. fred not Fred

Go north and stay there for a decade

Take a shit. Roll about in it for a while.

Go east to gather nuts

North fuken robot

Go east to tickle testicals

Go in the cave, find a smelly hole, cum, piss, and shit in it, lay down and starve to death

I'd like to kill myself this time

Slit my wrist and cry to the gods for help

Contract AIDS/HIV

rape Falconhoof

Witnessed. Open wide falconhoof

keel jehstuh

My name is sir fag a lot the open ended. I say we go to a gay tavern and get some dicks up in here

kek we got a dead clown bitch and a sodomised man for hosts now. BTFO

kill jestuh

Traveler... I

You knock me (Falconhoof) to the ground and tear my furs off. My white body trembles below you as you unsheathe your penis.
You thrust yourself into my puckered little hole and destroy it. When you put your pants back on, I am lying in the dirt, my anus dripping with your seed.

What would you like to do traveler?

You kill the jester.
Before you is a bright meadow. To the east is a dimly lit thicket. To the north is a cave in the mountainside. What would you like to do, traveler?

I put my penis in the cave

I for one am satisfied

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You are satisfied.
Before you is a bright meadow. To the east is a dimly lit thicket. To the north is a cave in the mountainside. What would you like to do, traveler?

I put my penis in the cave, then rape Falconhoof again but with a horse cock.

Go in the cave to take a piss while moaning.

reroll on this lads behalf

Drag falconhoof in chains and go north

You rape me again, but with a horse cock. My tears mingle with the dirt and make mud rivulets.
Before you is a bright meadow. To the east is a dimly lit thicket. To the north is a cave in the mountainside. What would you like to do, traveler?

So what happend after I put my penis in the cave? Tell me or your never gonna be able to forget the tastes of various animal bodily fluids.

Falconhoof is having a rough day

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nothing happened. I apologize for not making it clear. You did not go far enough inside the cave to look around.

I stick my fist on falconhoof's ass while screeching and peeing.

rerolling for this shit, why can't i get dubs?

I make falconhoof never be able to forget the tastes of various animal bodily fluids.

give me fucking dubs you cunt

I make falconhoof never be able to forget the tastes of various animal bodily fluids. Also I go deeper into the cave while also going deeper into falconhoofs "cave".

Last reroll, if i don't get this i'm gonna be mad.

I sit down, cross legged.

North fucks sake

I make falconhoof never be able to forget the tastes of various animal bodily fluids. Also I go deeper into the cave while also going deeper into falconhoofs "cave".
And also I bring Sir Chadius Thundergroin back to life and permanently rape falconhoof.

our elves cannot just "give" dubs.

I make falconhoof never be able to forget the tastes of various animal bodily fluids. Also I go deeper into the cave while also going deeper into falconhoofs "cave".
And also I bring Sir Chadius Thundergroin back to life and permanently rape falconhoof. and I do all of it in an original manner

I go into the cave and take a shit.

Roll for north move forward

I make falconhoof never be able to forget the tastes of various animal bodily fluids. Also I go deeper into the cave while also going deeper into falconhoofs "cave".
And also I bring Sir Chadius Thundergroin back to life and permanently rape falconhoof. and I do all of it in an original manner also the dubs elves get raped by horses

Rerolling for fucks sake.

Awful smug for a twice raped peasant.

What would happen if the traveler killed Falconhoof? Would the game go on forever without a guide? Would the traveller be trapped in the game? Or would the game just end?

Kill Falconhoof

Again forward

Yeah, kill Falconhoof, fuck you.

Piss in my own pants

well worff it m8 well worf it

Forwrrd

roll
orginoli

Enjoy the breeze with a nice nap