/britfeel/

Sounds nice lad, I just made a ham sandwich, could destroy some turkey dinosaurs right now. What you watching?
Yeah it's shitty, I wonder what it is about late nights that bring out our worst feelings. What you going to play?

youtube.com/watch?v=31-9t2OK_4s
comfy fair based channel by some yank mutt

Turkey dinos and spiral fries, yummies

How can I be sure you lads are real and not super intelligent AI bots pretending to be real people.

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/britfeel/ shitposting is what passes for super intelligent in your tiny organic brain?

life a simlation anyways mr.npc go sleep and join the eal world

>join the eel world

That's what you want isn't, you evil robotic bastard. Well fuck you and FUCK your wicked eel overlords

Because honestly I'm thick as fuck. Like proper thick

All your girls belong to us

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I just finished a cheeky game of league of legends, I'm really craving some absolutely FILTHY maccy d's but I really need to get in shape for summer. Hold me lads, be strong.

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I'm really thirsty but mum bought another guy home last night and I don't want them to see me.

These girls belong to the eels

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Dosnt it bother you that your mum is bringing random guys home

fuck you eel fag, these gook sluts belong to me

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Holy smokes look at those milkers

>another guy
u need to talk to mummy, thankfully my mum is die hard catholic

What can I do about it? It's fucking shit m8. Our bedroom walls adjoin. I hear everything.

There's a big eel in her cunt, keep the milk

Talk to her in a calm, respectful way about how you feel

Jesus lad that's sad. I'd invest in some headphones

youtube.com/watch?v=MNW-qxl8uHc

Are they going to stop the vibrations of her headboard banging against the wall that my headboard is against?

Ok user you took this larp too far

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What the actual fuck lad

Now imagine this every weekend, sometimes during the week. A different man each time.

How thin are the walls sounds like she's in the same room as you

That's what I meant. It's an old council flat with absolutely no insulation. Just a thin particleboard and paper wall between us.

Can you move out?
Orig

Believe me I want to

>beautiful sunny day outside
>I have spare money
>bike is fuled up ready to take me anywhere I like
>I will spend the whole day drinking alone and shitposting
There's something wrong with me isn't there lads

I don't have a bike but I have a choice of a supercharged Mini or an old school MX5 convertible and some lovely country roads I could go out on.

I'll probably end up doing the same us you.

The gift of life was wasted on us fren

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>Brand new laptop owned for 3 weeks
>Bluescreened 3 times so far

This isn't normal is it?

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send it back lad

>I hear everything.
lucky lad

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that's tonight's wank lined up. thank you, lad

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is she hot lyd?

didnt win the lotto lads, gutted

youtube.com/watch?v=qCpsLJMlMC0

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>Council flat
>showers been playing up for months on end
>lecky man and plumber boy have both checked it out
>replaced whole shower unit 2 weeks ago
>only have shower no bath
>have to repeatedly turn the shower fuse back on during showers
>inconvenientbutwhatever.avi
>now its completely broken
>bank holiday weekend

Fuck this lads, also

>run out of happy pills
>haven't had the 8.5bingbongs to purchase my repeat prescription
>get 10 bing bongs in tips yesterday
>can't get repeat prescription because weekend + bank holiday
>FUCCCCK

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thats the hottest thing i've heard all year but I'd be SEETHING if it was my mum

have other lads really never heard their mum having sex before? seems basically impossible to avoid after years of living in the same house desu

I've never heard my mum fuck before because she hasn't been with a guy since my dad when i was 5 or something

LOL. You reckon?

kek, yeah lad im sure
how naive can you be?

>mfw my coworkers sell their old clothes on depop

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mate she's more neet than me, she barely goes out, she doesnt drink, she doesnt have people over.

you seem to really dislike the idea of your mum having sex so shes probably just making an effort to hide it from you desu

unless she can literally teleport she aint fucking anyone

no need to be upset lad, your mums a woman with needs like all the rest of them. its ok

Lol, is your mum secretly a prostitute?

sounds like your mummy is a cummy mummy and you're projecting tbf lad

i'm just telling it how it is, I bloody live with her and know what she does and doesn't do

I REALLY WANT A STEAK BAKE BUT I CANNOT BE FUCKED WALKING INTO TOWN LADS

does she know everything you do, lad?

pretty much, there isn't much she doesn't know that I get up to

cant fookin beleeve me missus is forsin me 2 go on jermy kile lads

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including your sexual habits, what you wank to, etc?
if not, then you most likely dont know how she gets off either, you cant say whether or not shes meeting a guy after she goes out to get a haircut or whatever

You're probably not gonna see this but anyway..

>What's the price of weed?
Varies, I think on average may be 6-7 euro per gram?

>Is salvia worth using?
I'm never done it home or abroad. Doesn't look like a fun time.
I've done truffles which was a great experience but I had a perfect setup. (AirBnB, water/food supplies, trusted friends etc)

>Should I not waste time and go for MDMA and party instead?
I never went to AMS with this approach in mind. You won't have trouble finding it, dealers will come straight up to you on the street sometimes even in broad daylight.

>Are there good nightclubs?
Only one I went to was round the corner from Bulldog. Dingy place with low ceilings and smoking allowed. Again, i've gone to AMS for a chill one on both occasions.

>How much is a pint?
Food and drink is either the same price as here or more expensive. Don't think I ever went anywhere and thought it was cheap.

she knows I wank for sure, she doesn't know what I wank to though. 90% of the time if she goes somewhere I drive her there the only other time she goes anywhere is down to the corner shop which is just down the road which is 10 round trip max, i dont know many people who can get it all done in 10 mins.

>in the pub with my mate
>really sweet barmaid
>mention to my mate how i'd like to ask her out
>''yeah, she's been eyeing me up a few times''
bear in mind he already has a gf
well, nevermind eh.

i am the hungriest boy ITT

Get some oatcakes my boy

eating cheerios like a boi

i know a lad with a gf who he has a kid with but he still shags birds off of tinder

>barmaid
yeah they never get asked out

eating a lasagne bud

made a decision last night to drop my German that I've been doing for a year and instead switch to Japanese, which I have far more desire to learn.

Just conquered the galaxy for the Galactic Republic, lads

great now get back to revising for your gcse's

>republic
become a dictator instead, lad

what's that, lad? Empire at War? really like that game

>tfw sorely tempted to drop 1.62 quids on Galactic Battlegrounds even though it's just AoEII with Star Wars visuals

>Walked into Sainsbury's yesterday
>go to self-checkout
>cameras which show everything your doing
>see my face
>realise I'm one ugly looking shit
So how's life been treating you these recent days lads

I'll do that on my next play through as the Galactic Empire

The original star wars battlefront

>The original star wars battlefront

nice, that was my fave of the two originals, really love that Bespin map
what you playing it on?

>tfw only the original Battlefront 2 on steam

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>OI BRUV
>*happyslaps you*
what do you do?

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>on POF
>realise i'm on the profile of someone i know from back in school
fuck fuck fuck i dont want to be found out

Some barmaids just flirt with everyone

I'm actually playing bespin right now, on xbox since it was mad backwards compatible

>*acid attacks their leader*
>COME ON THEN CUNTS, WHO ELSE WANTS IT

xbox backwards compatability sounds really nice now desu, I have a ton of nostalgia for playing games on the OG Xbox, like KOTOR, SWBF1 & 2, Republic Commando

Do nothing, part and parcel innit

This is in the same room. And she's too young to be a mum.

got sent home from work four hours early

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As a treat or because they were punishing you?

This game has highly intelligent storytelling and dialogue.

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treat. Place was dead and wouldn't pick up until I finished my shift, so they let me go instead of paying me to do fuck all

Wait so you lost 4 hours pay?

yeah mate, didn't want the hours anyways. had 18 this week and i'm part time

Who is the current pop princess?