Girl tells me she's ovulating in a joking manner

>girl tells me she's ovulating in a joking manner
>starts acting all flirty and nice to me
>normally doesn't find me attractive at all
>few days later she's back to normal

I think I understand how false rape accusations happen now

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Sometimes when my gf is sitting on the toilet and I gotta pee real bad I spread her legs and pee in between the small opening. I have very good aim but sometimes the pee water splashes on her coochie and I'm worried that a rebellious semen cell swam out of my balls and into my pee chamber. I don't want kids yet until I'm done designing my comics books super heros powers. You guys got any cool super hero ideas?

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Aquaman but with non-sea animals

So he lives and breathes underwater and controls like squirrels and shit?

Powers themselves or complete characters?

Just the powers. I'm gonna base the character after me of course. I just don't know which super power would be perfect for me.

Nah he wanders through the wilderness.
If you want to get more cool with it give him nature powers or something
i.e. can make plants grow, ect

Idk. Maybe like that but with crows. He can control the crows in cities. Maybe they can fly. What ya think?

ability to shrink or enlargen things at his expense

Like ant man

Not really what i was going for, but that seems pretty cool.
He could wear a plague doctor mask lookin thing

People make a big deal about how ovulating women are more attracted to alpha males, which is true.

But it's also the case that they're a lot less selective in general.

Yeah with a leather coat and a cane with a talon at the end

control gases. reign over atomic particles in the air, arrange them into matter

I love how we are talking about super hero powers instead of ops stupid thing

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Incorrect. Psychological studies have shown during ovulation especially girls are more attracted to males with softer and more feminine features, then prefer alpha males all other times.

If you're going with a singular power, teleportation would have to be best. I'd imagine the character patrolling by teleporting to a great height and as they fall, teleport in a diff direction so they shoot upward and can continually stay in the air. Like on portal when you put 2 portals on the floor and jump into one from high up, except it wouldn't be just two points. Also teleportation would be sick for battles.

Telekinesis: This will take some explaining though. Normally you think of it as moving objects themselves, but if a character could control a set amount of invisible matter that they can shape and move freely, it would be less OP. Alt. They can alter the matter only within a specific distance of themselves.

Magic satchel-except the character has 4 holding areas on the inside of each forearm which glow blue when used. The thing that keeps it from being too OP and giving reason to have more than one holding spot is that everything that is put in one spot can only be taken out all at once. If nothing is held, there are no dots, they appear by matter which the person chooses, and is compressed into a small cube which is stored in the arm, or placed somewhere, and can be released at any time. Ex: Character can capture an explosion and place the cube somewhere and be used as an explosive. Also, most likely weapons, or items that would need to be quick access would be stored by themselves and the real storage stuff would be stored all together in another (like maybe there's a whole workdesk in one) due to the whole, all the stuff that's in must go out at once thing. There'd probably be a limit on how much stuff can be put in one, to keep it from being too OP, or some restrictions on how close an item is or if it needs to be still(can't get someone whos running away)


Not all these powers at once prolly, or would be too overpowered again

I think a crow cloak would be cooler, but may to edgy.
His nemesis could be rat king, who does like chemical attacks/controls rats.
cause it'd be a plague doctor vs a plague

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A shoggoth that killed and took on the form of the cultist that summoned it, The comic can be about the shoggoth figuring out who the cultist was working with and why they wanted to summon it, while trying to maintain the illusion of being human. The shoggoth's superpowers can be changing its shape to suit its current needs (including stealing the appearance of humans its consumed), aswell the ability to grow or shrink in size depending on how much organic matter its body has at the time, growing more by consuming organic material and assimilating it into its body or shrinking by discarding excess mass.

if you got her pregnant via that method that kid is gonna grow up to be a fighter lol

If this story doesn't take place in a neo-victorian setting I'm gonna be pissed.

Oh man I didn't realize how long I made this post.
I think autistically much about superpowers

Damn why doesn't this actually exist?

But what should be the cause of the power? Every super hero needs a cool as origin story. I think training the crows would be the coolest. They're smart and they've work with wolves in the wild to get food together

shouldn't it be the other way around

It is, he's a retard.

stop making me giggle

I was thinking of it taking place in a modern big city.
Rat-King
>Science man who makes medicine
>New break through brings lots of success
>Partner screws him over, he loses everything
>wanders around homeless, ends up in sewer
>large rat king engulfs him
>he becomes one with rats
>because animals in the city are getting smarter from chem waste from research plant? idk
>uses the rats to steal some science equipment
>makes chem weapon for revenge
>makes his big debut by attacking his partner

Crow Controller
>was bullied as a kid/abusive parents/tragic childhood
>big sis/bro cheered them up with something like "you're not bad, you're like a crow, people don't like them because they don't understand them, they're really smart... ect"
>big sis/bro dies
>CC now feeds the crows on the roof of his apt. to feel close to they're big sis/bro
>he learns of his powers when he gets mugged/in a fight/whatever
>Crows come to his rescue
>Due to spend so much time around crows the chems that made the rats/crows smarter/whatever starts to affect him
>He can fly, talk to crows ect

Idk how much you like this, but this is where the idea took me. I can do more.

Id hate to say this but I actually am not making a comic book. Nice trips

well fuck, guess im going to now

Tfw nobody has responded to mine


Pls give feedback

>>girl tells me she's ovulating in a joking manner

Holy shit I'm going to go insane if I don't impregnate a woman soon

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Teleportation is cool, but in a fight it would only help them avoid attacks, not attack.
Maybe they could do something like they can open portals to different dimensions.
For bonus bad ass points, they actually have to travel through the dimension to get to the other portal, so maybe they fight a monster or whatever, but the portals are also in time so it appears instantaneous.

Telekinesis is pretty rad

Magic bag thing seems like equipment rather than a power. Like the portal/teleport guy has the magic bags because in the bag is just a portal.
idk just my 2 cents.

You could teleport right behind someone, or if you can bring things with you when you tp, or in general teleport other object you could send bullets at them

>girls next to me starts talking about her recent period
>"OMG and when I checked there were TWO tampons in me. Holy shit I was scared it might have gotten stuck"

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Oh i had interpreted it as you could only tp yourself.

Yeah but then you'd be nude. I generally define it by stuff that's moving with you (clothes, stuff you're holding, car depending upon how strong it should be)

Yea i see what you mean now, I still like my portal idea in

Kind of like spot from spiderman then? that'd be dope + without him looking ridiculous like spot since his portals are stored on his body

>sit next to ditzy 8/10 semi-stacy
>she nonchalantly brings up she fucked 2 guys last night at the same time
>ask her why she's telling me
>"user i feel like i could tell you anything and you wont judge me haha"

Too bad bitch, I am judging you, and I think you're a slut

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Idk who spot is

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His power is cool but the fact that he stored the portals on his body makes him look like a dalmation

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Instant Karma. Things just always seem to go right for the character but only so long as he's putting good into the world, if he becomes apathetic his his luck dries up and without it he's totally normal and as fragile as any other person and when he makes the world worse for other people the universe punishes him. Even if he's still commiting good deeds and heroic acts if he looses sight of his motives becoming too self absorbed or greedy being too interested in the rewards the universe brings him or puniahing wrong doers rather than helping their victims his powers fail. He might become filthy rich gambling but before very long at all the greed catches up with him and leaves him worse than he started. His character arc would ultimately culminate in him becoming a sort of wandering prophet unburdened by matieral possesions but never hungry or without good company helping those in need as he finds them.

thats pretty cool, so yea i guess that

day crushes can happen with girls dude its normal. twenty bucks says that if you talked to this chick outside of whatever situation youre regularly seeing each other in, you could get her number

hormonal birth control shuts that shit down and some girls can't handle the hormonal shifts when they stop taking it and start ovulating. it will lower a girls inhibitions and girls are also most likely to be unfaithful during ovulation. its pretty much like they're tipsy and really horny for a couple days

Person with the ability to mix many different people/animals together