please just kill me ISTP edition
MBTI thread
ISTP here.
Nothing is ever fun edition and I hate all you faggots.
I think ISTPs are pretty cool guys. Some of the most loyal friends you can have, in my experience.
ISTP here, seems accurate so far. The only thing I hate more than disloyalty is being alive.
the most fun I've had in the past few years was playing a prank on an uber driver that I had a gun to his head
>tfw ENTP
>tfw I have a relationship with my ISTP friend's INFJ gf that's basically pic related
How do I stop myself from falling in love with her? i'm just not used to this kind of positive emotional support from a woman
do not try to stop yourself
Stop thinking about killing yourself, you won't.
I used to have a childhood crush on an ENTP guy and now I fucking hate him
Recently got gf, didn't change shit.
There is no escape for us, ISTP bros.
We're never gonna make it, we were never meant to make it.
>ENFP and alone.
anyone else know this feel?
I used to be an ENFP. Then an INTJ girl led me on, took advantage of my naivete and broke my heart, turning me into an ENTP
this happened to me once as a teen. I got a gf and thought it would me magic due to all the stuff in tv and movies. but all I could think was "this is it?"
Stop expecting your life to change if you're not willing to put hard work into fixing it yourself
ENTJ here. Life's great except everywhere I go, I see people not thinking a second about the consequences of their actions for themselves and society.
My maternal grandpa's an ISTP. He's 82 and has made work his whole life.
Please accumulate a wide breadth of interests. If, by some miracle, we end up with descendants; having something relevant to talk about besides pathology of the female reproduction system is kind of super important.
I myself am an INFP, and probably gonna have to join the wagecuck ranks as soon as what's little left of my spirit is stamped out of me.
explain to me why istp is fucked
too autistic for the normies and too normal for the weirdos/ intellectuals
Post the INTP one onegai
I can't wait for heat death of the universe
Is there an ENTJ bf image?
where's the rest of the image
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Thats just every normie for you.
Not that youre any different whatsoever
Might not be easy, but don't feel like you have to be another type to be 'complete' or some shit. Just keep on being the best ISTP you can be. This
Are istp all ancaps?
>tfw no personality
>tfw nearly 50/50 on all fields
I think there is, but it's a shit one compared to the detail on that, not sure where you'd find it.
I took a bunch of different tests and get different results, how do you even answer questions about yourself?
It's INTP - ENTP - ISTP so I guess not dramatically different but still. I don't know how I act, what I think or want.
How old are you?I used to get a lot of different results when I was younger but now I always get the same.
I bothered looking into this shit first when I was a young teenager, I didn't know what the fuck I wanted. Didn't get much useful from it. For me, it was a matter of having to deal with 'the real world' and eventually getting a stronger sense for how I approach shit.
If I were to recommend anything, it's as always, read moar
Getting your own idea of the functions and how you can compare and contrast with them is always more accurate than tests.
>tfw stereotypical INTP aside from the fact that I dress well so I blend in with normalfags
>tfw even used to be part of an ultra-normalfag clique back in high school but they started fucking with me when they realized I was actually a weirdo
Intp? misunderstood by your contemporaries? lonely? so are we. come join the internets premier INTP discord server and know what its like to be understood by your peers
/8rXyJGB
But my life's changed a shole bunch of times without putting in any effort
>Dipcord
OUT
Guess the fuck who here, and apart from the "boyfriend" part that's pretty accurate
(however if a qt female girl wanted to change that i wouldn't mind)
Post the intp gf/bf pics please.
here ya go dude
i hate things the way they are, but that doesn't override my fear of stepping outside my routine. i'm content just complaining.
if there's such thing asa intj gf, id like to see it, pls.
TO MY SURPRISE A NIGGA REPLACING ME
INFP guy here, what grills are best for my type?
>INTP, ENTP or ISTP
Oh shit man, whenever I take MBTI tests it's either one of those three as well. Honestly just read up on the different functions. But I agree it's kind of hard to tell even doing that, especially if you've never been in certain situations that certain functions play a part in. But basically each of those types' functions are:
>INTP
Introverted thinking (Ti), Extroverted intuition (Ne), Introverted Sensing (Si), Extroverted Feeling (Fe)
>ENTP
Extroverted Intuition, Introverted thinking, extroverted feeling, introverted sensing
>ISTP
Extroverted Sensing, Introverted thinking, Introverted intuition (Ni), and extroverted feeling
It's eerily similar to me and it's bothering me.
Better version of INTP gee eff imho
Sure do, it fuckin sucks man
DELETE
:( origeano comment :(
>try to change your life
>everything fails
>never surrender
>everything just keeps getting worse and worse and the pain in my chest won't stop
Help me techno viking
Same, especially that 'do it yourself' part
Anyone got an INFJ gf image?
original comment shouldn't be required
thank you! :D
roroginal
I'm just sick of everything. I'm going on holiday this year so I can be miserable and discontent in the sun instead.
the ones who make decisions for you.
cuuuuute!
original marines
>Be ISTJ
>Be one of the more "prominent" types.
>Rarely see other ISTJ's
HMMM.
Oh my fucking god.
This so accurate it's fucking painful.
>>Rarely see other ISTJ's
because ISTJs are at work
because they're mostly normies who fit in and function in society. ISTP's do neither.
They can't be at work ALL the time.
Ah, so I'm even more of an outcast then, heh.
Just kidding, Xd.
>They can't be at work ALL the time.
They're playing strategy games on freetime.
assasin lol
I used to get INFP as result, but after some years now I get ISTJ. What's happening to me anons?
probably Si-Fi loop but you're not sure whenever you use Si or Fi more.
>Tfw don't enjoy games very much.
So I'll just die now, I guess.
im laughing how accurate INTJ is.
Whats the endgame of INTJ?
Okay, wtf are those results.
Thanks breh I'll read up on functions it seems I have to identify the "dominant" one first
no complaints about swiftposting but what's the context with intj?
Congratulations, you're an ESFP.
ISTJ is normalfag, you wont see them on r9k that much.
Well, maybe i'm not that introspective and thoughtful as i've thought to be
Neither of these seem very accurate
Is there a bf version?
I would kill some people if I got money out of it honestly, better than sitting around here staring at a screen for 14 hours a day
world domination.
i...nevermind.
what's with the sudden influx of namefags?
It's a mbti thing, you wouldn't understand
>what's with the sudden influx of namefags?
derailing
INFJ here. any other out there?
INFP-t here.
muh dreams
For some reason, I usually juggle between ISTP and ISFP. I am definitely more ISTP at work. What the hell is wrong with me
>istp or isfp
Google on istp or isfp test
What type do you think my grandpa is r9k?
He's a trucker who loves his job, he's looked up on craigslist about banging other guys wives, He still seems pretty innocent, like to watch animals and feeds them, pretty quiet but is stubborn in his beliefs, Loves me because I'm the only grandchild to help him sometimes.
Loves cheap food, and he loves old country music or rock like elvis, thinks people now adays are devolving, but has me help him with electronics.
I will, only before I have to become a wage slave though, I want to observe all notable media.
None, If you want a lasting relationship.
>He's a trucker who loves his job, he's looked up on craigslist about banging other guys wives, He still seems pretty innocent, like to watch animals and feeds them, pretty quiet but is stubborn in his beliefs, Loves me because I'm the only grandchild to help him sometimes.
ISTP or ISTJ
WHY DO NORMIES KEEP TRYING TO TAKE AWAY GUNS ITS THE ONE THING THIS COUNTRY DOES RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw INTP
What the fuck am I supposed to do with my life?
Yea I thought he was istp originally but have read some of them don't like animals much, I think he's a cool enough old man to hold that title though!
>how do you even answer questions about yourself?
Have you tried not being retarded?
Even the test put me in the group with less chance of getting a gf, my life is suffering
join this server
/zUzmnU
You'll cowards don't even fail at everything in life
Get a load of Mister "I'm in touch with my thoughts and feelings" over here
haha fuck off INTJ
how gay are you, anons? not the best statistics but its all we got
literally fucking horoscopes. shut the fuck up you gossiping schoolgirls
do big 5 instead jesus christ not this LITERALLY MADE UP SHIT FUCK YOU
>15 percent.
eh, it's alright.
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ENFJ
FTM
3w4
>bisexual istp's
>only 2%
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