What are your requirements for a GF?

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this

She has to be a futa or shemale.

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Wheelchair

She has to be Jewish.

human

Loli
Black

Not fat
Not an SJW/feminist
Don't care about race very much, but I prefer Caucasian facial structure.
Have actual hobbies instead of drinking, doing make-up, shopping and whoring around.

Being serious, someone who'd be fine with my introvert lifestyle, who doesn't want to drag me into their parties and so.

So... a fictional one.

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below 12 yo

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Not obese
Not hopelessly ugly
Shares some of my hobbies and values
Indro pls

Based pedopole

A normal person prefers to be alone rather than with someone in this age of feminism and misandry.

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Reading you, I remembered Liev Tolstói and her Aннa Кapeнинa...hue
But, дa, yu are right. ;)

I have too much time of life, life was only being events followed by responsibilities and my companion is even the total and complete virginity. I can not be dishonest by saying that I miss having a girlfriend because I do not have it, and I feel very good and at peace being virgin. I think the sense of wholeness and unshakable integrity fills me. If it is to put my good faith, that's what I put it.

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>taurus

I hear a palestinians sling shot is more reliable than those.

Appearance not below the average
Not greedy for money
Not capricious
Not childfree
Not 2d

i don't want a girlfriend

not uglier than picrelated

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As you hear it said around, I live by facts and realities...

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>be female

bf maybe ;)

>bf maybe ;)
no, i am not gay

cute face
no fatties
sweet

That she'll spend time with me without me needing to pay her

Nosetip not lower than my shoulder
Not dumb

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She must be able to peel a banana with her feet.

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And make dumplings with her feet.

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And open boxes with them, too.

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And writing as well.

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And cooking, of course.

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Gaming a bit, too.

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And selfies.

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yaaass

- blonde hair
- blue eyes
- thin waist
- skinny
- big tits

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Educated and cultured, not fat or ugly, into sub stuff, not Bulgarian, employed or emplyable.

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wew that looks really dangerous

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cute
that's all I ask for

f*ck mods

Not fat.
Face so i dont get disgusted by looking at it.
White.
Not completly obnoxious.
Loyal.

Pretty high standards i guess.

An original pulse.

not fat
not deformed
preferably not mentally disabled

no tattoos/weird piercings
cant be hideous

thats about it

Loyal
Doesn't ghost me
Not morbidly obese, but chubby/fat is fine
Don't care about about anything else, I will worship them

Not looking for one if I'm honest. I would probably shower and try to look a certain way if I wanted one.

this but also a virgin, I have accepted being alone forever

Not a whore.

Dude, why doesn't she have arms?

her father wanted to raise the perfect footjob queen

Shaves their pussy
Not stuck in a dead end job
Uses recreational drugs at least occasionally so we have something to do together
Well-versed in chan culture
Fun to talk to with a pleasant demeanor
Tells me what they want and expect and is willing to compromise rather than expecting me to know
Makes me feel important
Preferably 5'8+
Preferably blond

I will settle for less though, I do not have anything really special about me that they would be after or anything. They'd have so many other options. Don't even care if she cheats often as long as she comes back

black hair and blue eyes like me
pale like me
any height
average weight or below like me
kinda smart
likes any kind of music
also ironically watches bad films
has any kind of cooking knowledge so we can cook together :)

> not fat (I'm not fat either)
> not a whore
> can't have a ghoul face or anything
> hopefully my age

21+
Has at least a bachelors
Makes $45k+ a year
5'0"-5'4"
Thicc
Not religious
Smokes weed
Has an interesting hobby

I'm at the point now where I'm looking for a wife so I've raised my standards a bit. I'll probably end up dying alone at this rate

>Not religious
how can someone have such bad taste?

She's so hot irmao

There are no female virgins past age 13 man.

Vagina, not fat, average looks.

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>religious
How can someone have such low IQ?

>virgin or 1 (same as me) partner
>under 30 (am 32)
>under 5'8
>under 180lbs (am 170 no fat chicks please)
>submissive
>wants kids and to be a stay at home
>bonus points if she has a penis

Is that a guys feet? I want to suck his toes.

be above a 7 man ....

>6'
>6"
>not a fat fuck and in shape.

>be her
Please come back to me damnit

>Not obese (a little chubby is fine)
>Not more than 7 years older than me
>No STD's

That's about it

has to have bigger dick than me

Unironically
>not hideous
>not fat
>white (preferably blonde but any other hair color is fine)
>virgin and not planning on sex until marraige
>wants a family
Standards are probably too high and I should kill myself
Also any "girl" who responds "Tee hee that's me" fuck off no it isn't

>cute
>loyal
>not dumb
>white or asian

>don't be deformed
>don't be fat
Literally all of my standards right there, even chubby girls are alright. Still can't get any pussy.

poor girl is balding too

These
I'm not from Oregon

She needs to be at least a 4/10 and not black. And I don't mind if she is weird, I just don't want crazy women or sluts.

>no sex until marriage
>high standards
Lel. That's a huge red flag and guarantees a low quality girl/guy.

wants relationship, not a hoe, 5/10+

Anal on first date.

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>no sex until marriage a red flag
can you explain why, i'm curious

requirement number 1
blueish black hair in a bobcut
requirement number 2
virgin
requirement number 3
tomboy

there are like, a lot of others.

>blueish black hair in a bobcut
can i see a picture of this

they don't exist irI

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ah, okay you're that guy. i knew a nice korean girl like this in real life who matches those requirements exactly. every time you post that collage pic i get instantly reminded of her

holy shit somebody finally recognized me cause of that pic.

4/10 at least and loyal

i'm pretty sure there's at least a handful of people who do. i've seen you post that a couple of times

i shoulda espected this
honestly I was hoping more people would use it or make their own.

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but it's such a common archetype. it'd be like if someone always posted a collage of rei and all her clones from different anime

i should totally do that to make fun of myself.

close enough to meet frequently
just a little bit cute
either affectionate or not repulsed by my affections
likes me

Good personality. Healthy enough that it doesn't feel like a struggle to have sex

Over 18,but loli-looking

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yeah you should do that for a bunch of archetypes, maybe even organize it by hair color and have a rainbow by the end of it

Also
>pure
>cute
>nice personality