>doing (female) friend's snapchat streaks >4/10 >go to her memories because curiosity >nothing hot, probably deleted them when she gave me the password >suddenly remember that she saves all her chats >systematically go through all her chats for anything hot because creepy autist >get to her friend who fucking hates me for some reason >4.5/10 >scrolling through when I find bikini pics of both of them >jackpot.avi >can't save them because it will tell her friend who will tell her, so log in with old shitty phone and take photos with my phone >they're both ugly but it's hotter because I know them irl and because the friend hates me >friend's face is covered in all of them, the fact that she's to self-conscious to show her face turns me on even more >after I finish I always feel bad >keep telling myself I'll delete them >never do >still fap to those pics
I'm sure you autists have done creepier shit though, so that's how I justify it to myself
>was borrowing my friend's phone >looking through her snapchat memories >find nudes >erection.jpeg >email them to myself >she has no clue >a week later she kills herself >mfw >still fap to pics to this very day
whats sad is that im 26 and dont know what anythjng you just wrote means. she saves pictures? it tells her friends when you look at her pictures? how did you log in to her pictures?
Connor Diaz
>Late for class >Class was supposed to assemble at the school's gate to go visit some library >See teacher wait at the gate >Too autistic to go up to her, furtively sit in a bench to see if classmates show up >They don't >Teacher leaves the school >Trail her at a distance >She goes into the subway >Trail her there for a while before losing her in the crowd >Catch the subway back to school >Pace around >Go to the subway and catch a train home >Next day teacher penalizes me for not showing up to class
Not sure if it's too creepy, but it's definitely autistic.
I kept a google doc where I'd track her snapchat score over time to gauge whether or not she was snapping other people (she was). Mathematically determined the ratio of my snaps to other people to hypothesize about how many others and how many snaps she was sending to others versus me.
I'd record the days she was nice to me and tried to count 28 days from then to initiate contact to coincide with her menstrual cycle.
Saw bikini pics from the google drive of our marching band field trip and saved the pics and fapped to them. Recorded her voice on her radio show at our school's radio station.
terrible time in my life. Lots of crying curled up in the shower.
Cooper Wright
I'm not aware of when I'm creepy. Creepiness is just unrequited desire, right?
Wyatt Reed
The fuck is wrong with you jesus christ. It was really disturbing to read this.
Logan Kelly
>walking home late at night bored as hell, it's almost pitch black save for the shitty street lamps >come to a bend in the street >see two boys probably around 10 years old walking ahead of me >decide to scare the living shit out of them to alleviate my boredom >begin quickening my pace >one of them looks back and says something to the other >walk even faster toward them, but control my pace so that I'm always just coming into view around each bend in the road >they keep looking back at me with increasingly concerned faces >it's working >Speed up to being on the verge of running, start making exaggerated arm movements >they run for their lives >chase after them still technically walking, their tiny legs no match for my longboi locomotors >they disappear around the next corner, I follow >they've ran to the train station on the other side of the road and are phoning someone, one of them is crying >slow down and look at them as I pass by >say "Hey, how's it going?" In the friendliest voice I can >walk the rest of the way home
I'm not gonna post pics because she knows I use Jow Forums and I've trusted her with a lot of private shit that she would 100% tell everybody about if she found this out
Ryan Lee
wtf nigga get some help not even joking
Kayden Gutierrez
Bonus points for doing this while being black so you can get out of it by calling racism
Justin Wilson
Sometimes I catch myself in the act of being this creepy and I have to stop before I turn into you.
Gavin Powell
No denying it. Those were the worst few months of my life. Thankfully I did get a therapist. A girlfriend too, soon after. That shit is like cheat codes for life, if you find the right therapist.
Unfortunately went to college out of state, and so out of a therapist and a girl for several years now. Back in the hole. With added bonus of no longer talking to anyone at all. Woohoo.
Logan Gomez
On Snapchat, all texts are automatically deleted once both people have seen them unless one of you saves it. Some people don't save any, some people occasionally save them, and some people save all of them. She is one of the ones that saves every text, including ones that have pictures attached. But downloading or screenshotting an image gives the other person a notification, and they would then tell her "hey did you screenshot this" etc so I had to take a photo with a separate phone
Jose Baker
You fags ain't got nothing on me. I regularly stalk men I develop crushes on.
Guy 1 >text him poetry walls >don't save his snapchats but use a magnifying glass to check out the thumbnails so I can keep tabs on him without his knowledge >memorise his student number when it appeared on a class fieldtrip list and use it to ind his grades and mock him for not doing as well as me academically >steal a vodka bottle he was using and keep it in my room >schlick with the bottle's neck
Guy 2 >find guy on OKC >message him >talk for a bit >he ghosts me >over the course of several months I use his username that he repeats on several sites to make a catalogue of all our common interests >legit I was going to the library and finding interviews his parents gave to fucking newspapers two decades prior >make a new dating profile custom tailored for him >he messages me first >we go on a date >he dumps me
Guy 3 >guy asks me out at record store >crush on him >he sends me some pictures, messages me >he ghosts me >use the photos metadata to track down his location >find his linkedin page because I know the store he works and his firt name and the area
Guy 4 >barista >do the Linkedin thing >stalk him >find out he's 32 and an English major and playing steam games at 3am and hasn't published in years >obviously wouldn't date but still stalk >see him at grocery store >accidentaly reveal my power level and the fact I memorised his work schedule
When I was in elementary school I had the habit of looking up girl's skirts pretty obviously. Sometimes I'd stand under the jungle gym and just look up through the flooring to look right up at their panties when they were above me. Sometimes I'd just lean in and look when I had an angle. Sometimes I'd wait for the wind to do it on the right days. A shockingly high proportion of girls were actually pretty cool about it. A lot would just show you if you asked. This one girl who caught me would just open her legs and show me her crotch all class. Most of them hiked up their skirts to miniskirt-proportions, too. Also used to tie girls up with jumprope in these weird bondage/kidnapping scenarios.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Hey katie.
James Butler
This is surprisingly benign. Creepy, but benign. Most women creepers seem more malicious than this.
Jackson Roberts
>A lot would just show you if you asked. >tfw no gf to show me her panties when i ask
Ethan James
It's not Katie. Close though. Would post my name, but alas, a couple of the "Guy"s are browsing here.
>benign Well, it is an invasion of privacy and that's wrong. I have OCD and definitely need to get help (I emailed a therapist today, actually). With that said, I'm not hostile. I've definitely had bad thoughts ("I'll tell his girlfriend he's cheating on hee", "I'll report him for X", "I'll send his Reddit history where he talks bad about his parents to them", etc.), but generally I'm more of a deranged, less talented Dante with her cohort of Beatrices.
Henry Evans
That one gave me a hearty chuckle
Lincoln Moore
Do you have hobbies or interests towards which you divert this attention? I was never diagnosed with OCD, but I ended up allotting the energy of social obsessions into other areas of my life like art, programming, writing.
Anthony King
in 5th grade I was in english class and the desks were laid out so there were pairs of desks, a desk facing another desk there was this girl infront of me and 2 guys she knew in the pair of desks next to me one day I noticed she wasn't crossing her legs and I could see her vagina mound (all the girls at this school wore pants) so I put my head down into my arms and stared when I could but I had to get up to do an assignment and when I finished I got back into position the guys next to us saw this and got suspicious and asked her why she didin't cross her legs and she said because her legs were too long after that day I stopped doing it because I was too scared of those guys telling her but honestly she probably wouldn't/didn't care because she was a slut that was the closest experience I have to looking up a girl's skirt
Amazing. There is alot of power that can come from that knowledge. Being able to track the week where she is extremely horny and susceptible to loneliness and what not. I found my female coworkers tumblr and she has been starting to mention when her period starts. Keeping a notebook on this...
Leo Wood
>5th grade >slut I hate you and wish you would die
Ian Bennett
user it's current year, women are becoming sluts at an earlier and earlier age
Sebastian Hughes
Kind of? I stim a lot and have a few special interests. It was for these reasons I pursued an autism diagnosis but my doctor said I was far too competent socially and empathetic.
5'5 and 152lbs, last time I checked.
Nolan Nelson
I haven't really done creepy stuff to females much because I rarely interacted with them much, but I had a bad habit of messing with taxi drivers back in middle school I remember once I was in Starbucks sitting on one of those stools you can spin around on and there was this one taxi driver idling in the road outside. I kept staring at him without moving my head while spinning side to side on the stool. He noticed after a while and nervously waved and smiled at me but I gave no reaction. Eventually he put a newspaper over the car's door window so he didn't have to see me... but after a while he removed it and I was still there staring at him, but this time I had my (rather large) pair of scissors in my hands. He drove off after that
Holy kek, after reading through this post even I'm surprised how autistic it sounds...
Jaxson Roberts
She would want you to share them user
Isaiah Ortiz
Took a photo of my crush, enlarged her breasts in Photoshop, animated them bouncing and made it my phone wallpaper. Also photoshopped a bunch of dicks over cite girl's face and a bunch of gunshots on her face.
I'm the worst.
Lincoln Johnson
There is a 5000% chance she's told other people
Brody Flores
I have a similar story Not me >Be last year of high school >Seniors get their own room to 'study' (at one point there was an Xbox hooked up to a projector) >Friend leaves his laptop in the room >I open it and try to guess password >Friend is a massive weeb and into JoJo >Type "Jotaro" >Works >Trying to find something juicy, he has an 8/10 gf so to pics i go >Folder called shotpop >Hmmm >Around 50+ Photoshops of hot girls from our grade onto girls getting fucked, naked, ect >Log off before anyone sees
I have one of them that he sent me for the lols, not knowing that I know his secret
Julian Foster
>Log off before anyone sees Based user was not a snitch that day
Ayden Gutierrez
He's my only friend and mentally unstable so bad idea to snitch
>doing (female) friend's snapchat streaks What is this?
Henry Nelson
Nothing too exciting but i have a real knack for finding the facebook profiles of girls i see on the street. Had to stop tho, way too depressing.
Tyler White
Wouldn't have gotten a girlfriend were it not for that therapist.
When they go on vacation, people often give friends their snapchat account credentials. That friend is expected to tend to the vacationer's streaks (which amount to little numbers by the names of people you've snapped for that many days straight).
Lincoln Walker
>tfw no giga-autist stalkerboy who makes spreadsheets to keep track of everything i do its cuz i'm ugly isn't it
Why don't they just use the app when vacationing? I thought normans were addicted to social media
Kevin Thomas
I have two.
1/2 >be 13 >have crush on girl >she mentions how her parents are in a club with my parents >my mom is like one of the record keepers or something >go through the files for my mom's club and find my crushes address >ride my bike by her house multiple times a day for like a year >do nothing but ride by and look at house >if she's outside I ride faster and avoid looking over at house >one day another girl from school is at her house >girl also knows me >I can hear that girl yell out of a window to me when i ride by >for some reason I keep riding by that day until the girl finally runs out and chases after me asking why I keep riding by my crushes house >I never ride by her house again after that >crush actively avoids me after that I'm glad I moved to a different city and didn't have to go to the same highschool as them.
2/2 >be mid 20s with crush on teenage neighbor >start randomly chatting with her when she passes by my house >find out her firat name and that she's a senior at my local highschool >use that info to find her on Facebook >find a link to her MySpace on her Facebook profile >create a fake MySpace account pretending to be her age >chat with her on AIM every night for a week >use the info i gain from our chats for small talk when I see her walking by my house >I make sure to keep both personalities separate >one night I link her to my real social media profiles and ask if she knows this guy (me) >she confirms and I pretend it's such a big coincidence >I tell her that my older friend (myself) likes her >for a while I chat with her as my younger online persona and as older me >make fake chatlogs between both my personas to share with her and give her a favorable view of me >I ghost her with the younger persona and delete those accounts >start dating her >always tells me how thankful she is that her online friend introduced us We broke up a few months later because teenage girls are boring and only good for sex.
Cruises, roadtrips, and international roaming often yield spotty/unreliable data.
Damn that second one is pro level though, what the fuck. What did you learn between those two instances?!
Leo Ward
>after I finish I always feels bad Literally why
Brayden Johnson
I just realised that people can see your snapchat memories if they have your password... OH MY GOD NO NO NO
Brayden Phillips
>I jacked off during conversations with femalefriends on cam on skype (without them knowing it) >save pics of people I know. but always feel too guilty to do anything with them >made plans to fuck people's lives and executed them >took a bit of an advantage of some situations (like pretending that someone pushed me so that I could feel some girl's ass) >talk about people behind their back >manipulate to get what I want >ghosting people especially girls who like me, until they cry about it or tell me what they really feel about me
>>always tells me how thankful she is that her online friend introduced us >We broke up a few months later because teenage girls are boring and only good for sex. Absolutely /devilish/
David Mitchell
I'm brainlet. I learned nothing. I use that ex's pics to catfish here since she fits a lot of robot fetishes.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Same thing for me. I had it happened original of course
Gabriel Howard
have a vague memory of constantly dropping my pencil to sniff the ass of the girl sitting next to me. this was 3rd or 4th grade. pretty sure her dad caught on but he didnt say anything, just gave me menacing looks
One time I went to a party while having autism and being ugly. I didn't really look or talk to anyone but the few people who noticed me were very scared.
Fuck off back to your austistic general you greasy fuck
Jaxon Campbell
>can't save them because it will tell her friend Holy shit I thought this just a Jow Forums meme to bait anons companies really do this shit now?
Joseph Garcia
>no match for my longboi locomotors Kek'd. Thanks user, I haven't laughed in a long time
Luis Hall
>At high school >End of period >Large crowds of people going to class form in tight hallways >Practically packed in like sardines >See hot girl a few years above >Reach through crowd >Grab her ass >She yelps and withdraw my hand >Nobody saw >Go home later and fap while sniffing hand and pretending its hot girls hair >It smelled like perfume
>be me >freshman high school >during freshman physics class >the school had a shit ton of macbooks for students to use during class >my friend had one with a google account still signed in >it was some ugly autist >decide to look at google activity >myfuckingsides.zip >apparently doesn't know how to use incognito mode >was watching furry porn on pornhub >fuck ton of hentai >i think there was loli but i can't remember >just as we were laughing our asses off he came into the class >never spoke about it again
>have this 7/10 english teacher >kinda wish i could fuck her >get horny one day >decide to take matters in my own hands >screenshot a scene from a video from pornhub >find her pic from the internet >open up vegas pro14 cuz i know how to use that >shittily cut out her face and put it on the actress >proceed to do my dirty work
