I'm a reporter for the Huffington post. We pride ourselves in accuracy and timeliness. Today I'm working on a story about incels and was wondering if anyone would be so kind to answer some of my questions:
>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? >when was the last time you had sex? >is it lonely? >what made you hate women? >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? >why are you against male birth control? >don't you support equality? >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? >why are you still poor? >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? >what made you all so pro trump? >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out?
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham. Help. >Sirens
Please help me out here. I need one good article or else im gunna get sacked. I love working here. These women understand me. Please answer just one question
Grayson Gonzalez
Replace the lowercase L with an uppercase I and vice-versa, newfef
Owen Allen
>>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? Guangzhou (a city in China) >when was the last time you had sex? >is it lonely? Guangzhou (a city in China) >what made you hate women? Guangzhou (a city in China) >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? Guangzhou (a city in China) >why are you against male birth control? >don't you support equality? Guangzhou (a city in China) >when are you gonna grow up and move out of your parents basement? Guangzhou (a city in China) >why are you still poor? Guangzhou (a city in China) Guangzhou (a city in China) >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? Guangzhou (a city in China) >what made you all so pro trump? Guangzhou (a city in China) >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? Guangzhou (a city in China) >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? Guangzhou (a city in China)
>why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? I can accept the fact, and I find it fair since women aren't as hard-working as men, and they tend to choose jobs that pay less such as teaching, psychology, or underwater basket weaving.
>don't you support equality? Sure. I'd love to see women sign up for the draft within 30 days of turning 18, and I'd love to see them have the most sensitive part of their genitals cut off at birth. And in exchange men should expect them to bring home the bacon and be allowed to hit them when they don't.
Sebastian Morales
What is your name?
If you were a legitimate reporter you would have no qualms with giving out your name, since your article will be published in your name.
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>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? 404 >when was the last time you had sex? 404 >is it lonely? This question seems to miss a context. >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? I dont care about this issue. >why are you against male birth control? I dont care about this issue. >don't you support equality? I dont have a valid reason to support your definition of equality. >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? When there'll be a valid reason for that. >why are you still poor? I have little personal trouble with that. >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? I dont care who this person is. >what made you all so pro trump? I didnt have a reason for that in the first place. >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? I dont care about this issue. >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? When I had a reason for doing so.
>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? >when was the last time you had sex? Never, robots don't have sex. >is it lonely? Obviously >what made you hate women? I don't hate them, I hate promiscuous women and soibois that enable them. >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? Muh wage gape meme again. Women EARN less than men because they work shittier jobs, less likely to get in stem, maternal leave, etc, etc. >why are you against male birth control? I'm not. >don't you support equality? Equality is a myth. >when are you gonna grow up and move out of your parent's basement? I don't live in my parent's basement. >why are you still poor? I'm not. I'm middle class. >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? Literally who? >what made you all so pro trump? Not really pro Trump, but he is way better than Hillary. >can you stop being mean to Amy Schumer? Please? Nah, fuck that fat bitch. >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? 5 years ago.
The basic exchange between men and women, as animals, boils down to this - sex for security from violence. Whether or not you think that's fair does not matter. Whether or not that is legal does not matter. This is what is hard-coded into human biology, there isn't enough "education" in the world to brainwash people out of it. You can hold back the tide for a little while but not forever.
Women have forgotten to be afraid of men, especially white men. Whether you like it or not, whether it's nice or not, the only path back to civilization and away from genocidal war and mass rape is to return to historical gender roles - men win bread, women bear and care for children.
Of course, the historical processes involved are too far advanced now. Only through violence will the gynocracy be overthrown. Women will remember why they are afraid of men, and why they have to marry; put out; and bear children to ugly men too. Rape will remind them if other forms of correction don't.
>what made you hate women? I got a traditional feminist education, they taught me that women were under attack, and that any victory for one gender meant a defeat for the other. I don't think they expected me to side with my own people. >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? I've seen a lot of compelling evidence that the wage gap is the product of choice not discrimination, also you do know it's already illegal to pay women less then men for the same job right? >why are you against male birth control? I don't know what you mean by this, do you mean condoms? Because I'm not agiasnt any form of birth control that doesn't have harmful side effects. >don't you support equality? My life is living proof to me people aren't equal. Trying to enforce it is only going to end in suffering. >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? When I have enough money too. >why are you still poor? Says the sap working for HuffPo, the markets are shit and I'm young. >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? Litterally who? >what made you all so pro trump? You told me he was a dangerous agent of chaos who was going to destroy the world, he hasn't yet and I'm quite disappointed, but if he pisses you guys off I guess I give him a second term. >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? Can she get another joke? Please? >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? I'm gay faggot.
Ryan Edwards
Thank you very much. I appreciate your kindness
Jace Carter
>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? Elementary. >when was the last time you had sex? Never. >is it lonely? Not really. >what made you hate women? Exposure to them IRL and the multiple threads here further exposing their true nature as sociopathic bloodsucking degenerates sponsored by law and custom. >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? Maybe in some third world shithole, this is not true in the West. In fact women are often hired just because they exist, to fill corporate quotas. >why are you against male birth control? I'm not, I'm against birth in general. >don't you support equality? That which you peddle as equality is anything but. >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? Joke's on you, I live in the attic. >why are you still poor? I'm not. >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? Who? >what made you all so pro trump? You. >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? Who? >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? HS.
Now fuck off.
Noah Garcia
First things first, incel is a rebbit thing. I fucking hate rebbit which is why I'm here. >when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? Only fags kiss boys. >when was the last time you had sex? Tuesday night. It was anal with gf, she doesn't enjoy it but I do. >is it lonely? Yes, I'm talking to a 11/10qt from MA on discord now, I might dump current bitch of 7 years for this fine piece of tinfoil redpill goodness. >what made you hate women? women >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? I'm not a feminist but I wouldn't say I could accept womemes being paid less than men. Seems like if they do the same work they should be paid the same. Fortunately that's how things are in the current system. Except for the good jobs of course, those should really be scrutinized. I do the same thing but women way make more on average. True in all female dominated fields. >why are you against male birth control? Because they are pissing estrogen into the water supply and it wreaks havoc on human endocrinology shit and it's turning the freaking frogs gay. >don't you support equality? I d?o not un?derstand the question? Engli?sh plz? >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? When are you going to stop living in your uncles pussy? >why are you still poor? I guess it's the jews fault. I always thought 70k/yr was fairly decent. Lower middle class at least. Rent is $600/mo for a 3bed/1ba house here, but now I am sad. I didn't know I was poor. >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? Because I don't know her? Why don't you like Anthony Gschwenn? >what made you all so pro trump? He seemed like the only candidate who cared about making life better for americans. >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? How was me all mean to her? I've never said a single word to her in my life >Please? ?? >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? What do you mean be honest? Is there such thing as a be dishonest last time asked a girl out?
>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? When I was 12. I'm currently 22. >when was the last time you had sex? Never. >is it lonely? I don't know anymore. Probably. >what made you hate women? I don't hate women. >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? For doing the same work? They aren't. >why are you against male birth control? I'm not against any birth control. I'm an anti-natalist. >don't you support equality? I don't know what kind of equality you're asking about so I can't answer. >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? I don't live in my parents basement. >why are you still poor? I like my minimum wage job. I have enough money to get by which is fine for me. >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? I don't respect her as an actress. >what made you all so pro trump? I don't pay attention to politics. >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? No. She should retire from comedy and pursue a different career path. >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? Probably when I was 12.
Connor Roberts
>I'm a reporter for the Huffington post. We pride ourselves in accuracy and timeliness.
>>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? never >>when was the last time you had sex? never >>is it lonely? kind of >>what made you hate women? personal experience and statistics >>why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? i do accept it, and it's reasonable since they are less hardworking >>why are you against male birth control? what >>don't you support equality? no not really >>when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? i don't live in my parent's basement >>why are you still poor? i live off of autismbux >>why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? who? >>what made you all so pro trump? trump is shitty(and bends down to jews) but he's better than hillary >>can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? she's fat >>be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? never
Ian Ward
>probably a month or two >probably a month or two >whatever >I don't like anybody >the wage gap has been debunked and is an example of bad/misleading statistics not accounting for everything >female birth control was embraced too quickly and caused people health problems and sterility because it was pushed through the FDA before all the kinks were evened out; I don't want the same thing to happen to me >in terms of rights, yes >I ran away in high school >student loans are a bitch, pay is low, and everything is expensive >literally who >he shits on everything I hate >she's a joke-stealing hack and she's unfunny >I have literally never done that
William Taylor
>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? last year >when was the last time you had sex? last year >is it lonely? sometimes >what made you hate women? a girl falsely accusing me of sexual assault >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? i dont care >why are you against male birth control? im not >don't you support equality? i support it >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? already done it >why are you still poor? because jobs are a scam >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? who? >what made you all so pro trump? im not >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? who the fuck is that? >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? 8 years ago
Dylan Kelly
>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? No. >when was the last time you had sex? No. >is it lonely? Take a guess. >what made you hate women? I hate men aswell. I hate people on a collective level (the way the population acts generally). The reason for this is that most people don't try to reach their full potential, im no different however. >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? Muh wage gap. >why are you against male birth control? If men could get abortions there would be no justification for not giving it the same laws as for female abortions (all i care about in this subject is that men and women are equal under the law). >don't you support equality? Equality of opportunity? Yes. Equality of outcome? No. >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? Once the housing prices get lower here in Sweden. >why are you still poor? It's hard to get a job when you have ADHD, Aspergers and major deppressive disorder. >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? Nothing really, i just don't like how celeberties are virtue signaling about political issues. >what made you all so pro trump? Hillary Clinton was the other option. >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? No. >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? When i was 8
I know that this thread isn't real but it's fun to awnser these questions.
>>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? This morning. >>when was the last time you had sex? Last night. >>is it lonely? Sometimes. >>what made you hate women? High pitched naggy voices. And the fat ones are fucking ugly I hate seeing them when I'm outside >>why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? Women get gibs and free baby killer pills. plus they are lazy as fuck. >>why are you against male birth control? Reduces test >>don't you support equality? I don't want to pay for your vegetable patch. >>when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? Soon. >>why are you still poor? I'm not poor, but spending my money generates tax that goes to niggers so I won't spend. >>why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? Literally who? >>what made you all so pro trump? The lulz >>can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? No >>be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? I still have her drying come round the base of my cock. Wanna smell?
Dylan James
it means we hate women and are plotting to run people over with vans. don't quote this
David Stewart
based guangzhou poster with the journo bants
Jaxon Turner
you all got baited faggots
Connor Anderson
That's what i said in the end of the post you autist.
Alexander Mitchell
great bait i'll take it
>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? never happened
>when was the last time you had sex? never happened
>is it lonely? Lonely can be handled with entertainment. The deal breaker is I have no purpose. Sure I work, earn money, and buy things. Then what?
>what made you hate women? Hate is too strong of a word. I deeply distrust and question their motives. My experiences have shaped me.
>why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? Don't care what anyone is getting paid
>why are you against male birth control? normies can have all the male birth control they want
>don't you support equality? I do. How it is implemented in this world is one sided
>when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? I'd love to move back there, nothing beats comfy neet life
>why are you still poor? Why be rich?
>why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? crazy outspoken person
>what made you all so pro trump? Leftists took my vidya
>can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? who?
>be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? 2 years ago I mustered up the courage. After class I approached girl and talked about our class and asked her questions, she was better at asking questions. After 5 minutes she gave me a bullshit excuse about her plans (I detected contradictions). I wasn't wanted, I quickly said good bye and left, shook my head while walking home sad "Why did I fucking try. Wasted so much time thinking about a nothingburger."
Matthew Cooper
i don't care
originolli
Charles Fisher
>when was the last time you kissed a girl (or boy)? A few months ago >when was the last time you had sex? Never, I've had girls literally begging to fuck me but I find it hard to maintain an erection around girls because of a combination of anxiety and childhood trauma. >is it lonely? I'm not. >what made you hate women? I don't. >why cant you accept that women are paid less than men? This is false and you know it. >why are you against male birth control? I'm against birth control in general because it fucks with your hormones. Just use a condom. >don't you support equality? This question is far too vague to answer, but if you're asking if I think women are intellectually equal to men and deserve the same rights, I do. >when are you gunna grow up and move out of your parents basement? I have an apartment. It's very nice and I have some good paintings on the walls. One of them I did myself. >why are you still poor? I'm not, I've been a millionaire since my grandpa dies and left me a fat fuckin' inheritance. Currently working on getting a bachelor's degree. >why don't you like Jennifer Lawrence? I have no opinion on her other than that I thought she was good in Silver Linings Playbook. >what made you all so pro trump? I'm not, I voted for Gary Johnson >can you stop being mean to amy schumer? Please? I used to have no opinion on this until I started doing stand-up comedy. Now I hate her because she's an unfunny comedian who steals jokes. She's like Carlos Mencia but with a pussy. >be honest when was the Last time you asked a girl out? Since me and my girlfriend broke up, I've been asking girls out multiple times a week.
1) The whole "incel" fascination is complete bullshit. A bunch of nerds decided to circlejerk about how they hate women, and now the media is getting in on it because it's a convenient strawman for pushing the "rampant misogyny" myth.
2) Not everyone who uses Jow Forums is a woman-hating Nazi. I'm just here to shitpost.
Sebastian Richardson
No shit dumb ass, but I thought it would be fun to respond.
Brayden Collins
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Oliver Turner
give me cash for information. it's equivalent exchange.
