/britfeel/

any other lads total snowniggers?

>tfw sit out in the sun for half an hour and go red

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>>>What u up2 Iids?
>>Fuck off
>sod off
piss off

>tfw dont have a tin operner
>smashing tins in with my bare hands
am i /hardnut/ now

Mumlad
where the fuck are ye

What a cunt right?

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No, not even close lad

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Its always nice to be welcomed.
Playing some WoW and going to make myself some nice food soon. Will have to start prepping for phone interview soon though.

youtube.com/watch?v=WZ3XrlMQYDc

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He's a little (you) whore, asks the same question every new thread like a little parasite

ffs lads, have the flu and pissed the bed last night and now mum says i have to wear a nappy to bed this night. im not even that sick anymore wtf

>KISS ME
>KI KI KISS ME

absolute tune, lads

Trying to get comfy convos going but fine have your uncomffy shitposting

just had a spliff, going to have a wank then get ready for slavery. last one tonight, feels good.

audiobook while sunbathing hbu?

there's ways of doing that without being a desperate melt

u be's gud boy n were nappi

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>>KISS ME

ok

*kisses you on the cheek* hehehhe

Are these mens or womens glasses?

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looks like women's. could pass as unisex

male if your a basedboy

>in the gym
>finished my sets for the day
>get chatting to a guy
>suddenly realise he's trying to make it a competition by comparing our routines
>gets on to comparing weights
>mention I squat 250lbs, fairly average
>he immediately asks how much I weigh, then starts going on about our ratio
>"so yeah bro I mean you're lifting heavier but my ratio is higher so technically I'm lifting more"
>this bitter manlet only started talking to me to try and feel better

Like who cares. This is why I fucking hate going to the gym.

Nice getting weed tonight can't wait dude
Noice
You know what reeks of desperate? seething over a simple question.
Sorry to steal your sunshine kiddo

Not thinking of good, not thinking of evil, just at this moment, what is your original face before your mother and father were born?

just tell him to fuck off lad

why do girls pretend to be "psychos" I mean it's a huge red flag, they portray themselves as something they're not and think being mentally ill is attractive, quirky or funny just a massive put off

homegym lid here, only thing i miss. out of is the swimming pools

Do you make a habit of striking up conversations with guys in a place where you're both hot and sweaty, wearing little clothing and looking at other mens muscles?

undiagnosed mental issues really. when they realise that their quirky personality is not just quirky they'll fix their problem.

>tfw got a gf for the first time in my life

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Slacking off then making a plan for the next month honestly.
Should be comf.

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nah lad, don't think they're actually mentally ill they just act like it for some reason

STOP RUBBING IT IN led

lads im too anxious to go shop and get munch...give me courage

I can't think of anything to do. Nothing immediately needs done but lazing around is boring. Think i'll just listen to the same music over and over again and try find something to watch.

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You can't make wild claims like that without providing proof.

just did two absolutely guttural 7up burps lids

that's how you lose weight m8. it's a blessing (if you need it)

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-c6LIuluY
comfy summer tunes

Watch one of those shows then

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>Sorry to steal your sunshine kiddo
Lmao this reeks of anime pseud.

Watch generation kill or Oz, what music do you like?

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just water for me this evening then

youtube.com/watch?v=2Xrry6EL0s0nujabes is good for those summer vibes too

I DONT WAN THINK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW

Ok liddy

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How did Chris Pratt do it? He went from overweight to built in almost no time at all.

Why can't anyone do that?

I'll look at which is the shortest incase I get hooked I suppose

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That kind of money buys you some top shelf performance enhancers lad

Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren't so sad

I pretty much just listen to idolshit and video game OSTs. I have no real music taste.
why not?
probably could afford a good personal trainer and nutritionist given his career desu

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because im depressed and i just want to eats

8 months "isn't no time at all"

Very upbeat and indie gamey
youtube.com/watch?v=muNKZK5aSNQ
two (you)'s aren't we generous today

Less than a year and he looks like he's been lifting since his teens.

forgot the new thread

(You) HARVESTER!!!!!!

it's always good to be stoned LMAO
not that lad but,
youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

Just had a nice sunbathe.

and then you will stay depressed. I have no actual evidence for this but i'm pretty sure eating too much sugar can fuck your mood up desu desu.

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it's a "so hot sweat is pooling in my belly button" episode

>tfw can't pull off sunglasses because of my stupid face

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how about the bale guy going famine mode for that movie
spooky

Like some tunes then weeboi

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I actively look out videos of people failing exams or being rejected from university, why do I do this?

Bale is a wizard when it comes to his body.

get some stupid sunglasses

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unironically a good tune
45188510
thanks for the (you)

Possibly because you're a child and that is what your limited imagination percieves to be a catastrophic event.

I assume you meant link.
youtube.com/watch?v=hCEdBQLp7GQ
listening to this tbqh. probably heard it 1000 times desu desu.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2JdL5J_2QKc
fat jon is also good for summer listening
going out for a drive now though so stay comfy while I'm gone lid x

I don't want to look up videos of catastrophic events, just people failing to meet expectations

Perhaps it's a hugbox mentality then, the comfort of knowing other people are disappointments?

Corny af have a link

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Family BBQ in full swing. Had some cans and burgers now just having a cheeky break and checking how you lads are doing

i love niche little apus

GAAAHHHH HE'S SO CUTE

when i did acid last night i nearly creamed my pants at the thought of getting dubble stuffed by two shenlong cocks

Because they are arrogant and it's nice to see someone getting taken down a peg or two.

have a pirate apu fren

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Eighty-fourth for remove mould.

good thing this is a red board...
you might be bent laddo

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-44021260

HE WAS A GOOD BOY

>pirate apu
tfw no comfy boat

Perhaps it's this

It's probably a bit of this too. Videos of prissy, posh girls getting rejected from Oxford are the best.

fuck off shippy you boring waste

Canal pirating when

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crona and cotswold both look like fucking women

you'll be happier and less anxious if you lose weight

>crona and cotswold both look like fucking women
t. crona

Crona is a giant abomination but Cotswold is a cutiepie

crona doesn't
lol

because it makes you feel less insecure about your own (possibly more serious) failures ]

simple as

so bored lids, might chop off a toe or summint

>have only seen crona's hair
>seen a tiny part of cotswold's head
fuck off

Ask him if he knows that in terms of ratio, ants are way outlifting you both, and how this affects his 'ratio actually matters' theory