How did you learn about masturbation?

unironically read about it on wikipedia

This, and no I'm not joking.

But did it help you go to sleep?

I'd rather hear the sex talk from her than my parents. She was really mature about it. She didn't touch me or anything. But she said that masturbation is completely normal , but I should always do it in the privacy of my room and that I shouldn't do it more than once a day since I was a guy.

Oh it worked wonderfully.

Getting on a turret in COD and putting the vibrating controller on my crotch, first time I masturbated with my hands I was with my friend and we were watching porn together. We were around 10.

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I had a next door neighbor who was a girl (girl)
She showed me hentai and porn when I was 13 (she was 12)
We pretended to do the same thing they did in porn but with our PE uniforms on(basketball shorts)
Icame instantly

I used to play Meet N Fuck and other assorted hentai shit on Newgrounds while not knowing how to masturbate, I just played through multiple of these with excessive interest for no real reason.

Then I heard you're supposed to jerk off to these instead so I started doing it.

I think it was around I was 13, I liked looking at hentai and other cartoon porn, they made my dick feel funny and it'd leak a watery substance that smelt like fish.

Then I started watching actual porn the year after and I heard about "fapping".

The rest is hidtory.

fuck am i the only one who discovered masturbation at the age of 7 ???

no user, #metoo.

Started dry humping a teddy bear I had in 6th grade after a sleep over at a friends house. Her mom had playgirl mags and I was obsessed with the erotic stories. Felt the throb in my pussy. Eventually graduated to a squiggle pen. Doubt you guys even know what those are im an oldfag.

god i wish i didn't now it made me into a horny mess who can't stop masturbating :(

>be 10
>one of my friends starts humping our other friends on the playground during recess
>more of a quick teabag than a consistent dryhump
>get curious about this whole humping thing after a few days
>take a bath
>place the towel on the floor in a pile and grind it around
>starts to feel pretty good
>orgasm (didn't cum since 10)
>holy shit that felt great
>do the same thing for my next couple of faps
>eventually learn the normal way to masturbate

go into detail.
also, how has that shaped your tastes and view on sex?

>Humping my bed after discovering ecchi anime
>humping feels good
>gooey liquid happens
>thought I pissed myself
>didn't seem like piss
>ignored it and wore the same boxers with my dead rotting children for a week
>did this for years
>smelt like fish
Nigga comeback the fuck is this

I discovered it at 5 bitch

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>>ignored it and wore the same boxers with my dead rotting children for a week
Kek'd hard

joi scene in porn. she told me everything to do and i came all over the floor

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Southpark. I was in the second grade I think and saw Mr. Garrison touching himself and not understanding what was going on. I tried it later at night and couldn't stop ever since.

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I rubbed my naked body on a pillow when I was 12.
Best orgasm I ever had.

I had no one to teach me because Dad left and my older brother hated me. I'd honestly thought masturbation was degenerate until I hit like 16. The thing that broke me back then was my mother inviting some guy she'd met online over to our house while I was being shipped off to Grandma's. The night before I was absolutely devastated niggas, I had no idea what I was supposed to do, so it kinda happened by itself, and as a 16yo convinced that I was somehow above touching myself (not even religious upbringing, just me), it made me more ashamed of myself than you could believe

I used to fuck the cushions of my couch (at the time it was too small to bottom out the cushion). It was only a while later I realized I could use my hand, which was a good thing because I was starting to spoo, too.

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Literally same. I've learned too many important lessons from that stupid show.

Sounds hot I wish I had a older sister teach me these kind of things

when i was 10 or so my friends were constantly making jokes about it, like holding a stick near their crotch and rubbing it and laughing. i laughed along to fit in but didn't understand, one day i asked them about it and they explained to me and i tried it but i still couldn't ejaculate until i was 13.

Learned it by myself when I was 14

I was playing roblox and got a live jasmin ad somehow, then a lady who was smoking and tattoo plastered taught me.

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How many times do anons wank per week?
I have no idea what the """normal""" amount is.

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Once or twice per day.

Somehow my penis always became hard when i was in the shower.

For a while i thoughts the shower made my peepee bigger. I would literally lay down and let the water go directly on my willy and it would then grow.

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Same with me, she also humped me and simulated sex when I was 8.

>be me
>5th grade
>female teacher has big boy/girl talk with class and says that touching your peepee feels nice

learned about it by watching porn

>see breasts on television
>look up breasts on computer
>get hard
>leak clear fluid
>google
>but it's not white
>white fluid requires stimulation
>what kind of stimulation?
And that's how I ended up on Jow Forums.org

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