Why are men so quiet when having sex?

why are men so quiet when having sex?

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kill yourself roastie whore
SAGE

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Because we have a job to do, we're concentrating

Because a cut dick doesn't feel good enough to make noise. However I hear a prostate gasm will get people there.

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Can you help me? I don't understand these pepes, or what they're supposed to mean.

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whats there to say?

"OH YEAH THE DESIRE IN YOUR EYES. THE PASSION BETWEEN US BURNS WITH FIRE. AAH ONE WAY IN, NO WAY OUT AHH"

The best dirty talk is actually very autistic and matter-of-fact. Describe things that are happening during the sexual encounter in very concise sentences with poor detail. Every once in awhile, ask your partner how they feel about something that is happening during the sexual encounter.

I have no idea why this is. What is arousing as dirty talk is often obvious and unnecessary in ordinary conversation.
Things like
>that sandwich is in your mouth
>are you enjoying your sandwich?
>I hope your parents don't walk in and see you eating that sandwich
>do you like it when I make sandwiches this way?
>you are a sandwich eater, you are insatiable and cannot stop eating sandwiches
>turn around. I want to see your face while you eat that sandwich

Substitute sandwich with sexual organs and suddenly you have viable dirty talk. Instead of reacting with "yes, I know your penis is in my vagina, it's extremely obvious to me and I'm not sure why you're pointing it out", which is how you would think one would intuitively react, it's a turn on, and you just have to go with it even though it doesn't make any sense.

no

made you look faggit

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fucking kek thank you based user

arent women just faking it if they make crazy sounds (like in porn)?

I have been with few village girls and fucking them was boring, they did orgasm as did I, but there was no moaning and shit
then I have been with a slut and she was moaning and it felt extremely fake because I wasnt even fucking her that hard

years of conditioning from masturbating while parents were in the next room

Thanks to you I learned something today
I'd only add that hearing the answer to your rhetorical questions is a turn on because of the person saying it. In a way they're accepting the role you assign them

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Because unlike women we know when to keep our mouths shut.

Why are women so loud? I watch a lot of homemade porn and voyeur shit, and while some of it is fake, some is probably real, and they always moan a little bit at least. Is it just to get the guy off or is it just better for them or are they just more open with expressing pleasure?

When was the last time you had an audible reaction to a sensation, like a groan of pleasure while eating food or jerking off?

>fembot sex thread

this place is gone

>When was the last time you had an audible reaction to a sensation
>like a groan of pleasure while eating food or jerking off?

it happens once in a while but it has to be a very intense orgasm, the sort that makes you feel like your heart might stop while you spray semen on your own face and the wall behind you

I would say yeah, probably. Some women writhe and shriek, some are completely quiet, but most are somewhere in the middle.

Yep, same reason why I am very quiet (female)

Maybe Im old fashioned, but what is the appeal of being called a slut or whore in bed?

be my quiet female friend

This whole post made me kek audibly and is also surprisingly good advice. I never considered explaining it in this way.

I don't loudly moan and stuff or talk dirty but I make noise. There is no reason to fuck like a quiet ninja. I used to be like that when I was 17-22. Not sure why. I can tell my GF likes it when I'm vocal. Enthusiasm is a good thing.

cuz we do all the work

blackbot here,

I think it has something to do with the taboo nature of sex in the west. Although actual whores/sluts tend to have sexual prowess that exceeds most partners, it's fun to pretend that one's partner is committing a clandestine act while they have responsibilities to tend to.

> ~ooooo~
>Yeah you like that don't you whore
> You have work in the morning but you just needed a dose of vitamin D didn't you slut
> ~oooooo~

It's the most pleasurable of guilt trips. And as a dom, I enjoy exacting that guilt for pleasure.

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>tfw fell for the "moan loudly like an anime girl while fapping" meme
This is going to bite me in the ass later on, isn't it?

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>Because a cut dick doesn't feel good enough to make noise.
Genuinely this. I read something written by a roastie saying she's had sex with foreign uncut men and they were far more vocal in bed. I fucking rage every single day that my mom told the doctor "hey can you slice off half the nerve endings of his penis, specifically the most sensitive half, the skin towards the head, so he'll never be able to feel what sex is supposed to be like?"

Granted all she said was "can you circumcize him" but they both mean the same thing.

i hate that stuff. i just want to mumble and i want to her to mumble back. the most that should be said is "do you like that?" "do you want to X?"

Huh, I guess that makes sense if I was into it...

I like talking but cussing doesnt do it for me

I'm uncut and I don't make noise in bed.

I think I trained myself not to make noise due to all the jerking off in my room.

that one's gay

orangenall

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Robot here. I am willing to make more noises in the bed. I make small moans and grunts quietly to make sure she knows she is pleasing me. Should I be really loud like women in porn? What is some sexy thing to yell when having sex? "ITTSSHH SHOOO GOOODDDD!!!" "KIMOCHIIII!!!"

Do not make those noises.
Also are the small noises you make already faked?

can't imagine a man making anime girl noises what the fuck is wrong with you guys

Because they want to hear the girl's moans

Because male brains aren't made for multitasking. We can't both fuck you and think about making noise.

We can fart during sex, if you want.
I believe that would be hilarious, letting out a long loud fart while cumming.

Lol so mad
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tfw you jerk off for a girl in VC and you remember she told you she likes it when men are loud during sex so you played up the moaning and she loves it

cause more oft then not im doing all the work. if she's riding me tho I tend to make some noise

>tfw you'll never be in that position

>tfw your waifu will never leg lock you and force you to impregnate her.

if i ever have sex im just gonna grunt like an autist

AYOO FINNA BOUTTA DRAGON DROP DEEZ NUTS ON YOUR FACE

>pounding some chick's twat
>blow my fucking load hard
>at the same time let out an ass-sundering rip-roar of a fart that launches a small turd across the room at terminal velocity
>it knocks a lamp off a table and splatters against the wall
>she's watched this entire ordeal take place
>"that was fucking awesome user"

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Fuck off virgin autist go lie on another board you insecure son of a whore

Because of all the years of trying hard to be silent while fapping.

OH BILL OHHHHHH OH BILL

I've never had sex, but in my fantasies I always talk to women this way, down to that perverted "Can you imagine if your parents saw you like this?"

Am I a secret Chad?

Based angry cutposter

What? Who the fuck wants to imagine their parents while theyre having sex?

Women, because they were raised to be good girls when deep down they know they're sluts and they want the whole world to know

Because we're not exaggerating attention whores

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I've always assumed that man moans don't sound good to most people. They don't sound good to me, and actually turn me off, so I assume my partner would be the same way.