ITT:that kid thread

>that really ugly fat girl who would always hang out among the group of popular attractive girls
>those kids who would play Cards Against Humanity every single study hall and thought it was just the funniest shit ever
>that kid who literally only talked about weed
>that kid who reported somebody for a simple joke on Snapchat and immediately went from well liked to ostracized by every single student in the school
>that kid who would always bring a bottle of coke with whiskey mixed in to sip during class
>that kid who invited his dad to smoke weed with us and he was cool with it
>that kid who constantly went on about "degeneracy" but everybody knew he jacked off to hentai all the time
>that underclassman who constantly begged you to buy him Juul pods once you turned 18
>that teacher who got fired because he was suspected of a scandal, found to be completely innocent, but the administration just didn't want to be involved in the controversy
>that hippie teacher who would always go on about how much she loved Xanax
>that teacher who was in her last year of teaching so she just stopped giving a fuck
>that kid who tried way too hard to be a greaser
>that Chad who secretly watched a lot of anime and had over 5000 hours in TF2
>that kid who was an unlikable rat who bribed people into being his friend by giving out free drugs
>that one kid who was just autistic beyond redemption, jacked off in class numerous times, would read MLP fanfics, and even the weird kids didn't want anything to do with him
>that kid who was allowed to do whatever the fuck he wanted in class because he had diagnosed autism or Aspergers or something and took advantage of it until the school finally kicked him out for not turning in a single assignment for a semester and a half
>that kid who got expelled and tried to visit my friends and I during lunch, resulting in the school calling the cops on him
>that kid who snorted a rail of Adderall and wrote a 28 page essay in one night

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at least you got some twin pussy in her mothers birthday user,ahahahaha

Sounds like the degeneracy kid was actually onto something though

>that kid who would spit on his hand and scare off bullies with that
>that kid who didn't brush his teeth, wash hair and bathed once per week
>that kid who was mentally ill at 13 but no one cared

that kid was me

>that kid who didn't brush his teeth, wash hair and bathed once per week

I also did this. I miss these times, because back then I didn't give a fuck. I'd get out of bed with my unwashed rat's nest hair, put on my fucked up clothes and go to school. Regret not brushing my teeth, though, a lot of dentist bills could have been avoided.

> that kid that crushed up pepto bismole and snorted it in class
>that kid that only used Apple products would boast about how there always the best and claimed that anyone who got anything else was an autistic retarted
> that kid that brought shotgun shells, a combat knife multiple blunts and made a plan to stab the school.
Man those were the days

>stab the school

I don't know why but this made me laugh like a retarted

damn, that harsh reality

>that kid that told his entire class that he tried to kill someone; the same guy tried to ask a girl out from class on the same day
>that kid that browsed r34 websites in the computer lab while he was sitting in front row
It was me, all of it

>that kid that lit a joint full of his own hair in front row of class
forgot to mention

>that kid who ran into a pole and had a bloody face
>that kid who was just epitomy of ''spoiled''
>that kid who's shorter than average and dreams to be a pro basketball player
>that kid who would constantly get in other people's conversation and make retarded arguments

it's the same dude

>>that kid who would constantly get in other people's conversation and make retarded arguments

Fuck that was and kinda still is me.

>that kid who dropped out of 8th grade because she got pregnant
>that kid who exclusively wrote on piss-yellow lined paper
>that guy who had inch-long fingernails that were always perfectly groomed
>that kid who wasn't fat but somehow always left gym class with gigantic sweat stains on his armpits

>that kid who made a school shooting joke and was sent to alternative school, disappearing for weeks, but since he didn't have any social media, no one knew where he went, and as a result became a joke among my grade
Tfw that kid was me

>that kid who caught a snake outside then brought it inside to get out of a test
>that kid who wrote bubbled in YOLO BONER on his english final scantron
>that kid whose mom married his teacher and detailed the skin rupturing sex they had every night
>that kid who punched his desk as hard as he could until he broke some hand bones
>that kid who cried for no reason during class and we all had to leave and wait for a counselor to handle it
>that kid who wore the same gym shorts but different shirts for 4 years
>that rich middle eastern kid who slapped a teacher for refusing to raise his grade and touch him

>>that kid who wore the same gym shorts but different shirts for 4 years
uhh

>That kid who was doing well in school, had a lot of friends, a well paying job outside of school but got expelled after making one little joke that people thought was just a bit too threatening and ended up giving up on life. He stopped bathing, quit his job, lives with his parents, and looks like a homeless man.

me too, it was when I was working a full time job and i was so tired when i got home i just didn't give a fuck

>that girl who got away with missing school for four months because she was "depressed"

Wanna talk about it buddy?

>that kid that had a child at 14, got fat, and stayed in school but didn't do shit
>that kid who wore a boy scouts uniform to school, but no one cared because he was the most popular kid
>that kid did nothing but talk about drones and would interrupt class and over conversations to make a comment about them
>that kid that screamed and made fart jokes in class but wasn't retarded
>that kid that picked that kid up and took him upstairs and threatened to throw him out the window
>that kid that was 6'4 and taller than everyone
>that kid who had a beard by sophomore year
>that kid that nearly got suspended twice by the school because he said things that were not politically correct
>that kid who was arch nemesis was a gay, jewish, ballerina that tried to convince the school he was a nazi who was going to shoot it up
>that kid who had a small group of friends that were extremely close and referred to themselves as the TableReich and spoke nothing but German for a week.

last six were me

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how to be cool like you?

>that kid that only wore MLP clothes \accessories and had an unhealthy obsession with Nazi Germany
> that kid with hair down to his ass because he was afraid of the hairdresser
> that kid who blew up condoms in the bathroom stalls
> that kid who jacked off to hentai in class
> that kid who would take shits as large as a 6" sub and flood the bathroom trying to flush it
> that kid who would cut their pubes and leave it on the bathroom floor

>That kid who had a pube-beard and refused to shave
>That kid who was retarded and everybody was unreasonably mean to him
>That girl who said she was a vegetarian even though she had corned beef in her sandwiches
>That girl who got pregnant
>That kid who used to bully the nerds, only to join their group in later years
>That kid who wouldn't get a haircut even though his hair was down to his shoulders
>That girl who was a massive bully, but you didn't mind being bullied by her because she was slutty and teasing in her bullying.
>That kid who pretended to be gay so he could hang out with the girls
>That kid who shat his pants and forever ruined his reputation
>That hippie teacher who did Religious Education and couldn't control her class, because nobody cares about Religious Education
>That teacher who got into a fight with a gym teacher and got their face re-arranged
>That kid with a deformity who was treated as if he was made of glass
>Those kids who would hang around the library and talk about MLP
>That girl who really liked you, but was morbidly obese.
>You didn't want to hurt her feelings by turning her down, and she was too shy to ask you out, so you avoided the subject entirely and conversations were always awkward between you two.

>that kid who had a small group of friends that were extremely close and referred to themselves as the TableReich and spoke nothing but German for a week.
Your school sounds fun.

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>That kid who had a unhealthy obsession with East Germany and said that North Korea is actually a paradise

That was me sir, no regret faggots

>that kid who would bring shit stained toilet paper in pocket to a class
>that kid who was throwing dildo at others
>that kid who snorted tobacco and stained his white sweater with funny nose
>that kid who stabbed a girl in the back
>that kid who vomited in gym class
>that kid who cried every single math test
>that girl who looked like a whore since 5th grade
>that girl who broke her leg kicking a wall
>that kid who ate his own boogers
>that kid who killed a hamster

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>that kid who F U C K I N G D I E D
original

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>that kid who threw up during the award ceremony
>that kid who threw up right next to me and on the teacher's feet during the veteran's day assembly (my best friend)
>that kid that spewed out freshly chewed chicken alfredo outside of my classroom
>that nerdy beta manlet that wore a creeper hoodie that got the shit beaten out of him by my friend
>that kid that stole books from the book fair (me)
>that kid that jumped on top of a teacher's car and broke her windshield
>that autistic kid that had a fucking massive horse cock and was in track so people always saw it swaying from side to side through his shorts
>that same autistic kid that literally pinned down a girl and started sucking her face
Good fuckin times.

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>that furry kid that would wear tails to school
>that kid who would run instead of walk during passing periods
>that kid who bought a military backpack because he didnt want to use his locker
>that kid who drove a really expensive car his parents paid for
>that kid who ran the mile in 5 minutes completely plastered
>that chad who hung out with all the nerdy kids
>that kid who would talk about politics way to much
>that sperg that everyone tolerated and was nice around but they would talk trash after he left
>that tard that acted like a cowboy
>that kid who played edgy music during gym runs
>that kid trying to act like a real reporter for the school newspaper

>that kid that would always crush up chips and snort them during lunch
>that funny ass kid that always ate/drank the gross concoctions we would make during lunch with all our leftover food we didn't want

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>that communist kid who thinks he's a genius but has marks too low to end up in summer school
>that kid who drew shit swastikas on the bathroom walls
>that kid who drew one more shit swastika on the only bathroom left accessible
>that kid who's ridiculously racist and gets caught but no one cares because he's arab
>that kid who would crush up and snort any kind of food
>that kid who saw a mouse and ran out of the school building

>>that kid who constantly went on about "degeneracy" but everybody knew he jacked off to hentai all the time

oh shit dat me

>that autistic kid that just fucking died one day
>that kid who kept looking at furry porn in the back of the class
>that kid who would always brag about his drugs and money, only to be repeatedly robbed

>that kid that had a tick bite his testicles and ended up having to get one of his balls removed
>that kid who would throw dirty baby diapers into the pregnant girl's car
>that kid who ordered pizza to his house and robbed the delivery driver and then acted surprised when he got arrested
>that kid who would come to school with pairs of nice new nike shoes everyday and he would just give them away but never said where he got them from
>that kid with an extremely powerful laser who would point it at stacks of paper and catch them on fire

>that kid who puts his finger in his ass and smells it

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>that slightly effeminate straight kid
>those two kids who would vape in the bathroom every morning.
>one of said kids was arrested as a freshman for sucking off another boy
>the other probably has AIDS from the girls he fucked
>that black fat kid who was an incel
>that awkward black kid
>that gay black kid who was a normie
>that beta kid who had an asshole GF
>that gay kid who called himself a hoe
>that tumblrina kid who hated me for no reason
>that possibly-gay awkward kid who got into band
>those tards who never caused problems
>that suicidal 9fag who blurted out shitty memes
>that crazy black kid who was an unironic fascist
>that SJW german teacher
>that kid who wanted to jack off to my gay porn
>that annoying thot
>those 4 girls whose parents were both teachers
>that obese tard who always made some kind of annoying noise and grunted but made good grades
>that kid who tried all drugs
>that nice guy who flaunted his GF online
>that chinese normie girl who was a weeb
>that kid who got hit by another kid's car and got his leg broken
>that track virgin kid
>that upper class kid who got us evacuated because of a stupid bomb joke
>that normie kid who became a NEET
>that tumblr guy who always wore a beanie
>that kid who was into loli
>that tranny who helped give a camera back to the art teacher when her door was locked
>that redneck clique
>one of its members was gay
>that kid who caught a snapping turtle
After this is me
>that gay outcast kid who successfully mingled with normies
>that kid who got suspended for being a Nazi
>that kid who tried to date a guy from another school and failed
>that kid who showed two straight normies gay hentai and is still somehow friends with them
>that kid who once said he was a muslim but became an apostate once asked why
>that kid who wanted to change the world
>that kid who created 27 conlangs for the real world
>that kid who was nicknamed "Spiller" by a group of kids after an incident involving a cup of spilled juice

My school has every single one of them
Are you me

> That kid that sang Katy perry in class during a lesson
> That kid who was learning German on his phone in French class even though he could not speak either.
> that kid who somehow has a large friend group
> that kid who caught you playing your ds between class and now everyone calls you game boy kid.
> That kid that made the chillest teacher yell as loud as he could.
> that kid that snorted crushed up pepto bismole as a dare.
> that kid who bragged about finding and killing a frog.
Same kid for all them

Colorado by any chance?

>that kid who wore camouflage exclusively because he unironically thought it would stop people staring at him and laughing
>was me

Is your name nic?

>That kid who thought that he was a commie because he was poor and angry
>That kid who admitted to watching MLP porn in front of everybody
>That Nigerian kid who went up to random blacks and said "my ancestors sold you"
>That kid that failed all his classes due to anime obsession
>That kid that got suspended for playing dominoes with pencils during standardized testing
>That Indian kid that everyone used for his brains but you were friends with
>That kid that had no other personality besodes being gay

Nah mate UK

>that kid who brought a replica phaser into school and shot the bullies with it

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>that kid that ran up to you and showed you a pic of gay porn and told everyone you're gay if you immediately didn't show disgust

>that kid that set me on fire

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That's when you pull down your pants and shove your throbbing cock up their ass.

>that kid who autofellated in the boy's bathroom during lunch