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>Can you even get into a great uni when your undergrad is from an ex poly?
Yes, all they care about is the classification and anything else you put on the application like scholarships

curb stomp the nonces you say? good idea

nth for my lass
youtube.com/watch?v=N_hOYZ90_iQ

>one of the dudes casually mentioned he was mates with some murderer who gutted a broad
Christ.Good luck lad I was thinking about security myself

Think Im gonna give up on Tinder and Bumble. Only got one match out of maybe 500 swipes in total, and she ignored me after.

Fuck sake lads, I was told itd be easy piussy even for a robot.

Why didnt you lift for a good few years before going for it or learn a martial art like bjj?

>easy piussy even for a robot.
no such thing

>ywn curb stomp a nonce w/ the lads

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Let me know how it goes for us

because depression fucked my workout schedule and I abandoned it like the weak faggot i am

good idea lad, think i might do

>scholarships
What? Why would they help you get it? Don't you have to apply to the uni for them? I'm confused.

Anyway if only classification matters then maybe I could apply to Imperial or UCL for a masters.

>nth for wanting to grope my mums DD boobs

Isnt Ms Brown insensitive to trans people?

only if you are a good looking robot

Do it lad I double D dare you

spoiler alert; badly

>bumble
Fucking hate bumble. The idea is that women message first. So what happens?
If you're lucky enough to match you then have to wait for a first message. In the 5% of girls that message you they will all start with "hey" or "hi", a completely low effort and blank first message so that the guy is STILL required to make the first move.

Mrs Brown is insensitive to comedy

As in, if you got one for academic performance, or given one for research.

yer mum is insensitive to trans people

Fuck me lad, 499.5 women. All broken!

What a gyp, eh?

The entire joke is that he dresses up as a woman. It's an abomination and I don't know how anyone finds it funny.

Oh ok, thanks for clarifying.

cats are for faggots

i can't lad, i dunno how to make that move

>Grimes is getting S P A C E D
get fucked grimesfag
>e-pussy over self improvement in 2018
you're better than this lad

I mean Id give myself a 5 out of 10. Thought with the numbers game Id get more hits.

Maybe Im a 3 after all. Or maybe I photograph terribly.

Although I said that Im not even looking for simple ONS. Just someone to hang with and have fun.

Mes. Brown is insensitive to those with a three digit IQ.

Just delivered to a beautiful house in the Country side, gorgeous lawns, huge gravel driveway, nice summer house with detached garages, huge patio area with pound that had ducks in it.

Horrible dark feeling came over me as I left

>I will never amount to anything close to this
>I will most likely never own my own home
>I will most likely be unhappy for the duration of my life

Fuck lads, I've really slipped.

It's the kinda shit Les Dawson or someone would do for a cheap laugh 50 year ago

Just ate 3 apples and 2 kitkats for my tea

Still a bit hungry

>get fucked grimesfag
Is that an offer lad?
And yeah I have moved past her getting with Musk, I still think she's best girl

>tfw you'll never be a chad with a black gf

youtube.com/watch?v=aPRoet0FI-0

fookin ell can't beleave the council gave assulym seekers all tht

she isn't even a pretty black what does he want with her

Thats the one I got matched on. Well actually twice but one unmatched quickly

I mean Im in London so theres a lot of competition, but still, kinda hurts

Always self-improving mate. I just want to find someone to cuddle with and share moments of life with.

Been too long since we had a post from are alan. Hope he's alright

Lads, don't you think with this incel stuff in the news that people have completely missed the point again?

I usually argue the opposite but in this instance normies are so fucking stupid and nothing can get through to them
They completely fail to either acknowledge or maybe even understand that some people are ugly and unattractive. The only media responses were literal "bee konfidunt, self improvement, yull find sum won" tier
Just take that advice and put in any other context:
Someone is painfully fucking stupid working a job they hate and you tell them just to "improve themselves", all their time is taken up and they were unable to learn to a high standard in school, why the fuck would they be suddenly able to

They could have just said something like "look for fulfilment in other parts of life", but instead they just confirmed those poor hideous beings' entire belief system, and confirmed that they truly are completely out of touch with what it's like to be them.

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>you'll never have this sort of chemistry with any girl

Fuck.

her face is average but she has a nice black girl body desu

why do humans laugh
what is comedy
why am I going to die alone
why does that matter
what do go by the furthest?
what if hitler was one of us

>b urself
>wtf don't b urself incel

My comfy takewayw is here lads. Gonna tuck in and watch some documenatry on netflix

>that last line

Fucking hell

tell me were , got my slege hammer and herbeside read y.

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I looked this up before and it's about pattern recognition.
It's essentially communicating that you've spotted a pattern in something unusual to other people.

if only gordon ramsy were here to show us the way

Crona lives just north east of London

settle down alien lad, shouldn't you be off exploring time in 4d?

You completely misunderstand what being yourself means you incel mong

>herbeside
lol

Get up in the morning and stop behaing like an entitled lump of shit lad. You'll be up to your nuts in guts in no time and wonder what you ever did coming here.

oh i see thought it meant b'ing urself

>what is comedy

The recognition of a contradiction in life. humor is literally just seeing contradictions in life, its how our humor works, i dont know why.

>Crona lives just north east of London
how did you find that out?

Hi lads, took me the better part of a week, and I know its nowhere near as good as the box, but I've just finished this and I've got to say, I'm pretty proud of myself

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Does anybody really care though?

please be bait please be bait please be bait

no Peterson teet-sucker can be THIS fucking naive and stupid hahahahahha

Spoons report.

Two separate hen parties left about 20 minutes ago. On an Essex tour.
Bouncers just turned up. Doing the rounds asking the young ones for id. No kick outs so far.
A fat middle age man who was kicked out a few weeks ago for Nazi saluting and shouting seig heil is back. Drinking Stella top.

Me and a few hardened criminals are on our way down to High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire.
Schoochey Bear is going bye bye

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bring it on then sunshine

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Pretty good lad, I'm sure it's an outstanding example of a model.... Whatever it is!

Good paintwork!

It's fucking shit, you have a 10 year old boy's hobby
Just think for a second how pointless that week's effort was

ask the bouncers if they have any cool stories for us

mmmm.... big brappy brappers....

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Good job m8 looks brilliant

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The house was owned by a nice upstanding English family

what would happen if i ate some rolling tobacco?

britfeel's immature humour is my life support machine these days lads

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Can't lad. Too scared to look them in the face, let alone talk to them.

>you will never fuck a tight brap
fee

wait is eurovision on?

How big is this? Looks very good, just can't judge the scale by the picture

>bye bye uncomfy comment

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11 hours of my night shift left and I'm off for 3 days. Living the wageslave dream.

a fellow man of culture

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Yes. it's me, not you. I'm like all the rest of the human race, broken, stupid and wrong for not seeing the world through your self pitying sing eye lad.

Type R and lots of Es. Post a memefrog. Go on as before.

Thanks lads, Its a four legged tank with an anti air gun controlled by robots.

I dont know about that lad. Its pretty pricey stuff so I doubt a ten year old could afford it. I did the painting to relax after work and it worked a treat so I hardly think it was pointless.

Thanks fren :-)

I actually think it's terrific lad, I just wanted to be as mean as possible for one post

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I cannot fucking abide hen parties.

Get the maccas on the way home lad. Treat yourself.

just 4 u

aussie OUT

He'll just twat you out with one of his guitars and let team moose feast on your flesh

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A dead, bloody corpse... photo by me Timothy James Byrne from my rented flat in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire on the 12th May 2018

Aussie? What are you talking about lad.
English through and through.

It's apt to make you ill.

not gonna cook today lads, gonna have a couple bags of crisps and an apple then a tea and some biccies
state of me

>thought it said USSR on his hat for a minute

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i'm drinking too lad so no you're not
cheers m8

nah they're big fucking teddy bears, their job is frightening even to them they must appreciate some escape from it

buy them a drink when their shift ends and they'll rank you higher on the reputation mechanic

working through my backlog lads, do i watch a few short anime or do i hunker down and watch one thats 100+ episode long

first reply decides desu. not gonna say what they are cause some bad lad will spoil them

Just driving to University Park Oxford to dump the corpse... photo by me Timothy James Byrne on the 13th May 2018

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