"Hey principal user, we just wanted to say thank you for the hard work you put in to make this school productive and prestigious. So, we planned on making you a cake but we couldn't agree on what kind to make. What kind of cake would you like for us to make?"
"Hey principal user...
Zachary Young
David Wood
A cake with Laqrisha in it.
Now.
Brayden Ramirez
umm...I wike chocowate...wait!! vaniwa!! no!! stwawbewwy!!!
Jonathan Wright
"Like one of those stripper cakes? But with her fully clothed right?"
"How about we do a multiflavored cake?"
Nolan Martin
RED VELVOTET
Connor White
POO POO PEE PEE GET RID OF ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Julian Reyes
"I found a recipe."
allrecipes.com
"I don't like roast beef either."
Hunter Nelson
Pink hair looks good on catholic girls, don't you think, Mrs. Smith?
Ryan Reyes
dat sounds really tasty I want a cake wit all da fwavuhs pwease
Elijah Scott
Why not one big german chocolate cake for everyone to eat?
Wyatt Garcia
"Maybe...didn't we have a pink haired student a long time ago?"
"We'll try!"
"Sounds like a euphemism for a cake made of poop."
Christian Carter
convert to protestantism you damn papists
Cooper Lewis
Mason Ross
What happened to your usual nun's habit, Ms Smith?
You know, that gives me an idea, go ahead and dress like the students for today
Alexander Brown
Lupe is such a pretty girl, I want to marry her and see her gradually get chubby from having kids!
Tyler James
"Beautiful day, isn't i- OH MY GOD ALICE WHY DID YOU STAB YOURSELF WITH A PENCIL?!"
Jonathan Edwards
baptist of course.
original as fuck
Ryan Scott
Take Laqrisha out of the cake and lynch her
Angel Mitchell
Ms Smith's puts on her rave clothes (fish nets, belly shirt and thong with miniskirt)
Landon Lopez
"Alright."
"That's a fantasy, I guess."
"Her eye was itching."
"What kind of baptist?"
en.wikipedia.org
"But can we eat the cake stuck on her?"
"After I change out of this uniform."
Dominic Reyes
"So why do you want me to wear the rave clothes?"
Aaron Foster
Why didn't you tell me you had these uniforms earlier?! We've had like twelve of these assemblies and we haven't yet performed Chicago with underage girls!
Gabriel Nguyen
"Because it's embarrassing..."
Gavin Garcia
Can you make Stacy into an athletic tomboy to beat up Smith
Henry Williams
We're going to a rave with the girls and I wanted you to set the example
Carter Nelson
"She wouldn't beat me up, she likes me too much."
"I don't think raving is a good place to take these girls, for Christian education."
Levi Rodriguez
It's a Christian rave
Bentley Moore
It's casual day, students can dress how they choose
Tyler Barnes
The temperature is rising, why not let everyone unbutton their shirts?
Joseph Jenkins
"Why didn't you say so?"
"That's a fun policy."
"Hannah won't unbutton hers, it's part of her "style"."
Jordan Roberts
Thanos uses the infinity stones to join in the fun and enrolls in Ms Smiths class
Luis Sanchez
Kate, what are you hiding from the rest of the class?
Aaron Lee
"He had to become a barely legal girl, but she now meets the requirements so, welcome lord Thanos!"
"She doesn't seem to be hiding anything."
Julian Peterson
fuck happened to the black one?
Lincoln Campbell
Same as always user. Get with the program.
Owen Scott
Take off her skirt to make sure
Anthony Morales
"Can't see anything I didn't already know about."
Julian Foster
>Uncut
Unacceptable
Jace Gutierrez
Alice has the eyepatch of big boss, she needs the beard and cigar too.
Daniel Thompson
holy fuck, it devolves so quick. aaa
Gabriel Watson
"She is from Austria, so it shouldn't surprise you."
"She can't grow a full beard, and smoking is bad for her."
Julian Lee
Sakura is too flat, she needs some implants so she can fit in better
Hudson White
"Are these big enough for her to fit?"
Dominic Bennett
Bigger. Also, we need to standardize breast sizes to avoid bullying so implants and reductions for everyone as needed
Benjamin Flores
"They're the same size, she's just smaller so they look smaller."
Dylan Howard
Then fix it
Aaron Fisher
"It's been fixed."
Colton Rodriguez
New policy: No upper clothing allowed
John Miller
"Why was this policy created?"
Noah Lewis
This is absolutely haram. Put on your burkas you whores
Alexander Torres
To match with the next policy: No bottom clothing allowed either
Lincoln Watson
Kate's dick has got to get pretty stiff being right next to hannah topless
Lucas Hill
"Okay, sit."
"Not that that matters."
"I guess it would be, naturally."
Adrian Powell
Kate's burka needs a hole in the crotch, it's just too tight down there.
Levi Anderson
Burkas are banned from now on, we're not shitskins m*slims.
Wyatt Clark
"I guess Kate's crotch hole is un-needed."
Adrian Green
Kate is expelled from attempting to rape Ms. Smith
Caleb Lewis
"What should we do with the Kate sized hole in this class?"
Tyler Gutierrez
2 thanos now
Connor Gomez
Bring a dog
Owen Long
New policy, show us your feet
Chase Hernandez
"Dogs aren't allowed."
Gabriel Martin
All girls with white skin shall convert into blacks, with mandatory tanning sessions
Logan Torres
Dogs are now allowed, replace everyone with dogs.
Caleb Hughes
They're too naked, they'll get a cold. New policy: upper clothing and shoes are allowed again.
Owen Nelson
"Not really a thing you 'convert' to."
"You can never be too naked."
Connor Cox
See
Original oregano oregandorlfuehr
Easton Lopez
Everyone will be receiving a free cuck male Asian who will do whatever you ask them to do, also short skirts are mandatory
Parker Robinson
New white male student enrolls and gets pounded by the BBC
Cameron Evans
"These skirts are cute."
Adam Stewart
Turns out hannah's favorite brand is Supreme.
Andrew Bell
"That's an interesting fact about that student!"
David Martin
Replace Thanoses with asian girls
Matthew Gonzalez
Ms Smith is armed with a knife as a reminder of her authority in the classroom
In a merely symbolic way, mind you
Ethan Cruz
Trash, replace all the other girls with thanos
Levi Reed
If thanos is going to be here, can it at least disguise itself as a slightly chubby indian bellydancer
Joseph Jackson
going to say if i get dubs, this becomes reality
Camden Powell
Y'all are fucking weird.