It's Mother's Day. C'mon, admit it. Are you a mama's boy (or girl)?

Yessir, i love my mama to pieces. Think she's responsible for my slight mommy issues but she meant well.

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No.
>Be me
>Be 8 years old
>Single mom, she is a hyper progressive
>Competes with her liberal friends to win the progressive Olympics
>tries to make me gay by giving me hormones, leaving gay porn mags around the house and "subtly" telling me how ok it is
>Be ten
>now she makes me watch gay porn with her
>She uses small dildos on me all while telling me how she loves me especially if I were gay
>I hate it but love her so I put up with it
>be 12
>Not really becoming gay
>mom is slowly turning from loving to abusive
>she gets more and more hateful as years go on
>Be 14
>tell councillor at school, try to get help
>she calls in my mom and tells her what I said
>she beats the shit out of me when we get home
>no one believes me
>now I am on my own and emotionally a mess so I post desperate cries for help on a Mongolian paper folding board

My life. Fuck that bitch. I hope she dies alone.

i'm gonna say happy mother's day to a weeb girl who added me on a game after i said i had a mommy kink a few days ago
my avatar is just squares and i said it in text so it had nothing to do with me being a "chad"

At least my mother wasn't that crazy a progressive. That's truly a horrible thing to do to a child and quite selfish of her.

I forgot, lol

>she calls in my mom and tells her what I said

And people wonder why no one seeks mental help

Sauce please. All google could give were tumblrs where I couldn't even find the picture itself.

I'm going to make my mothers life a living hell today just to let her know how much I hate her for not aborting me the selfish fucking cunt.

More like my moms bitch. I always listened to her but I was never really affectionate.

POST THE SAUCE YOU DUMB ASSHOLE

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it's called My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness

Your turn to give sauce

Yep, but it's mostly because she was never warm to me growing up, so there's a void where "mom's approval" usually goes.

Not attractive enough for mommy GFs to fill it either. I'd probably do anything just for a face caress and a "good boy."

But I can never tell anybody that because it would probably make me cry and big boys don't cry

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its not that hard to use saucenao user

I love my mom so much if she died I'd die too

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>tfw no mommy gf
orioginal the post

What game? is she your mommy gf now? in what fuckin context would you say you have a mommy kink

>that feel when no gf mommy

Nope, she's incredibly stupid and I don't want to have anything to do with her.

Not sure what qualifies as a mama's boy, but I gave her a present and she liked it.

Dad's a good guy, but I think I ended up a mama's boy for my mother mostly since the twin boys she was expecting a few years after me died at birth. Even at 19 she still wants to buy me Star Wars products she sees, claiming that she feels cheated out of being able to buy things for boys.

That's pretty sad user, be nice to her.

Was about to text my mom happy mother's day but stopped because I'm not sure if that sounds weird. Do people really just say happy (holiday)? I know it works like that with birthdays and christmas but not sure about a holiday like mother's day.

My mother is a prostitute

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How did you find out my friend?

Thanks my bros.

Does your dad know about it?

No, not even close.
Sounds like your typical "progressive".

The internet, by pure concidence

Yeah, they're seperated

You can do that, just say some sweet and grateful things too.

Does that mean you get a family discount?

Don't think so, never asked

I get along with my mom way better than I get along with my dad so I guess?

Sounds like hell
Did she jerk you off when you two watched gay porn?

Yeah I suppose I am a bit, although ok never get the sexual obsession with mothers, I don't get it. Also I'm way taller than my mother, my mothers a womanlet

Don't worry user I always am, but my sisters constantly bitch at her.

I'm my mom's favorite child since I rarely get pissed, but I'm unsure how I got the mommy gf fetish since I don't really have mommy issues

I want milkies, give them now. I want milkies, put out sow!

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Read A Billion Wicked Thoughts, the mommy thing is instinctive.

>tfw forgot it was Mother's Day coming up
>didn't really buy my gift except for a card at the very last moment
>never really had money until this last 6 months or so, so I never had to buy gifts up until now
I'm too much of a coward to give her the Mother's Day card I got for her too, because I'm scared of people thinking I'm an asshole. I just forget these things until they happen.

Learn from it user, make sure it won't happen like this again.

T-tell me I'm not alone.

>Mother is a gambling addict, chronic lying, promiscuous degenerate
>spent my childhood absent, gambling, being an anorexic asshole, threatening me, insulting me
>don't say anything this morning
>she gets angry, and asks WHY I didn't wish her anything

I do not regret it one bit.

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You're not, something similar happened to me once. I once took my brother's 'I am not celebrating my birthday this year' to mean 'I don't want a present', big misunderstanding.

could you post an excerpt of it?

I gave my momma some donuts today

Did you make your own donuts for her?

People like this need to be hung in the streets for everyone to see.

I love my own mom but have a Mommy fetish that is completely separate.

No.... I just bought some

Tell me more, user-dono.

Help me out, robots. I'm a college student living two hours away from home. I know my Dad wants me to come home, but Mom is ambivalent and understands if I want to stay here. I don't really want to drive two hours just to stay for less than 24, but also I'd feel like a real bastard if I didn't do anything for Mom. What do I do?

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Lol how did that happen?

just think of something nice to get your mom and mail it, then skype them and tell them about how great it is and what not and tell her that the mothers day gift is in the mail and should have arrived now

No I hate my mother

However I would like a mommy gf.

nope. sitting in her basement smoking weed doing nothing to acknowledge it. she made me do shit last weekend and i said it was for mothers day so yeah.

My mom annoys me like crazy, said since I came home from college (Where I learned how great independence is) that I've been an asshole and unappreciative. She told me this specifically word for word as I was working on her mother's day gift. (the gift is the word "Mom" in marble, I've been carving it by hand with a round and flat file. It's taken atleast two weeks so far, still won't be finished in time or this week.)

and why is that? ((nice trips))

i feel like that applies to at least half the board

Yep, she has anger/depression issues and it sucks that i don't really know how to help her. I got her some flowers, chocolate, and a card. I hope it makes her feel better through the tough times.

It doesn't apply to me completely, my mum has been great to me. Maybe my mommy issues come from my father's second wife, who really hated me.

i wish she would have aborted you too user

I wasn't neglected by my mom but I still want to fuck her.
Guess I'm just a degenerate.