Sees everyone posting about wanting a "big tiddie goth gf"

My body looks like an hourglass.
How is that being fat, exactly?

But do you actually listen to goth music?

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>is actually a big tiddie not fat goth girlfriend
>goth and big tiddie is optional

I will take you, Just send an email to [email protected] .

You say these things, yet we have not seen you post tits.

Why does this thread still exist?

The Cure
Marilyn Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Depeche Mode
The Birthday Massacre
Siouxie And The Banshees
Crystal Castles
The Sisters of Mercy
She Wants Revenge
The Smashing Pumpkins
Evanescence
Placebo

Some of the many bands I listen to.

Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female robot, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

pls be my goth gf

this comment is original

post goth boy butt

Hey, that's not bad

I have been muted for 2 seconds because my comment was not original

all trash aside from crystal castles
youtube.com/watch?v=0ruvmkCq4es

t. fat girl with choker, eyeliner, Joy Division shirt from Urban Outfitters and 5000 instagram followers

>doesn't post tits
nice larp faggot, get the fuck off this board now

I love this song. Then again, I love most songs by Crystal Castles.

>Marilyn Manson
>Nine Inch Nails
>The Birthday Massacre
>Evanescence
Oh okay. Mall goth.

just wanna be a grill so someone will tell me I'm cute

someone end this nightmare

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afadsfadsf fdsakj

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Lame. I'd much rather have a big oppai weeb GF.

Lame. I'd much rather have a big hentai weeb GF.

are you in utah? if so i want you

okay you've proved you're a goth now prove you have big tiddies

Sadly I'm not. :c

I don't want one because I already have one

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>>is actually a big tiddie goth girl, yet no one wants me
>rip
>wat do, r9k?

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d's arent big you cunt

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Just show us the tits

where are from? you have kik? are you into hispanic guys?

Imagine being so pathetic you beg for attention on r9k

Maybe you're uggo. Maybe be slightly more approachable? Even if you're uggo, there's a fix for everything.

>goth
>that list
isshydiggydiggydiggy

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>where are you? Do you like shitskins?
lmao

Nah, more like it's a vent post. I don't understand guys. I literally don't care for looks, I have plenty to offer, and I have a personality and cool interests. Yet I'm tossed away. Why?

OP is a larping trap.
Prove me wrong (you can't)

Because you don't show tits

heres my kik lets chat? junebearx

You sound very familiar...

How are you tossed away when you're getting more attention in this 1 thread than most of the people here does in an entire year.

Show face or get out.

He cute (he means you, user)

>Tfw no itty bitty titty goth gf

Pls be my real goth gf

>Goth
>Posts entry level shit that is all the first stuff to pop up when you type goth bands
>Not proving that this is indeed a BTGGF
>All these people taking the bait
Fucking retards. I will say that BTGGFs are rather common here but they do not complain about tfw no bf

If you are a true robot, you are cute, fren.

im transitioning into a girl so i can become a goth gf and hopefully i get big tiddies to complete the ensemble
join me user

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cut your dong asap

do you have big tiddies because you are fat? in that case you should lose weight

Please be my goth gf if you want to be my goth gf ill give you contact info

>that list
Are you 15?

Are you goth brap hog?

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>no christian death
>no london after midnight
>a load of alternative pop shit that has nothing to do with goth
Kys pls
Legit goth male here

Do you have a discord, OP?

>not even goth

nice job fake thot

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>girls will never fall over themselves trying to get with you
we aint equal bitch

You nignogs don't actually approve of that list, right?

Except I actually do like Christian Death and Rozz Williams as well as Cradle of Filth, The 69 Eyes, Type O Negative,Lacuna Coil and Within Temptation. To name a few more bands.

Just because I prefer some bands over others, doesn't make me any less. Edgy dude is edgy.

Oh, and London After Midnight is okay but I've only ever heard one song.

>literally three (3) goth bands on the entire list

psst fucking shut it user I'm trying to see some goth tiddies here

I'd rather listen to that than the trash everyone seems to like nowadays honestly

Why do you go on the internet and tell lies?

youtube.com/watch?v=9tt6QPhii88&t=0m51s

Doesn't count if you are a fat slut!

you guys made me smile for once
thank you frens
[Spoiler]I love you[/spoiler]

>tfw no small titty alternative indie gf

Show me a tranny with huge natural knockers.
I haven't seen a single one.

>tfw big tiddie former scene gf
bretty nice I gotta say

>want a goth gf
>have no interest in goth culture, I just like the aesthetic of it

>go to a show
>goth girls everywhere
>all of them disgusting
goth girls are a meme

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>>have no interest in goth culture
neither do 90% of the girls who call themselves "goth" these days, so you're in luck.

i genuinely don't care if they do, as long as they've got the look down and have big tiddies.

Tfw no goth-ish gf who will listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees with me and Grouper when we cuddle.

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How so? I barely post to r9k.
I just started this post under a silly meme to vent, to fuck around, and to fight. I'm pissed off because of personal strife.

Goths are nice but I prefer athouse girls who look trashy and have personalities that are toxic

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Where you at? I mean this is probably LARPing but I'm a desperate fucker

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Its an trolling threado

Post hand to prove you're not fat

Oh no, I am a goth girl, I'm just pissed off I can't seem to retain people's attention.
That's all. They also use the goth gf meme a lot so it makes me even more pissed off. You know?

You can retain my attention bby

Just a friendly reminder for the true robots still left here.

What guys mean when they say no-one wants them:
>getting rejected by every girl they ask out
>getting no matches on tinder

What roasties mean when they say no-one wants them:
>getting asked out by guys they don't like (95% of guys)
>getting sex from attractive guys
>not being able to get chad to commit to them

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Actually, no.
I am interested in someone who is in no way a chad. I don't even like chads, they all look fucking disgusting to me. Awkward dudes who can accept me and chill with me are better. He's barely taller than me and he wasn't even the kind of guy I typically like. However, he won me over regardless. He's nice and he's funny.
Yet, it feels like I'm tossed away and he seemingly lost interest. It fucking hurts and it pisses me off to no end.

I am the OP, please rape my face.

>go for chad
>"weeelllll he was only a chad, not a superchad!"
Every single time. Fucking roasties.

Oh, how original! Fuck right off, mouth breather.

It's probably because you are fat

The only advice I give e girls who can't find a bf is to go on a date with me. I'm good bf material and I want to show them.

>>is actually a big tiddie goth girl, yet no one wants me
How hairy are you?

I'm the farthest from a chad you could get, do you want to be my goth gf?

so hairy
you know bigfoot?
i look like his wife

I don't want a big tiddy goth gf

I want a big tiddy goth wife. Will you marry me?

Why do you lie on the internet? Why are you trying to break robots' hearts further? Haven't they suffered enough?