/r9gay/ - #300

Having more self confidence in my looks and working on talking to people more

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Hey. I know that picture.
No plans.
here's a (you)

>QOTD: What are your special thread 300 plans? What strides have you anons made toward getting a bf?

being myself.

First for hugs.

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Can I get a hug user?

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Sluts are good, it's a fact!

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Yes!

*hug*

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I want to play with a slut right now

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any sluts from germany?

Hello everyone! How is everyone today? I'm okay : )

I would only be a slut for my bf
then I would be the biggest slut

This, being a dedicated slut for one person is the only good way to slut

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>wake up with nasty headcold + muscle aches
>too sore to get out of bed
>starving
>no clingy bf to bring me things
help

>tfw still no qt french bf

i'm too busy liking someone from Costa Rica to do find a bf

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I'm a late 20's virgin too who wants a committed relationship but I'm sure you're fron the US or anywhere that's not near me...

Comitted relationship should come first.

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W-What is this from?

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>stutter type
I bet you're a huge slut

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Alright guys I have reached my goddamn limit.
I will not leave this thread without one (1) cute boyfriend.

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No bf here, just sluts

don't worry i'll take one for the team

Alright guys I have reached my goddamn limit.
I will not leave this thread without one (1) cute dog.

Dogs are for the mentally challenged and emotionally crippled people

Cats are for soys

I don't like cats, I don't like pets overall, I just want a boyfriend.

Alright guys I have reached my goddamn limit.
I will not leave this thread without one (1) cute cat.

No i'm not! I don't get pleasure from doing lewd stuff with people i'm not dating. All I want is someone to love.

Alright guys I have reached my goddamn limit.
I will not leave this thread without one (1) cute drink.

What's your favorite sleeping position?

He's mine you can't have him
Hurr durr

What kind of breed is it?

>Everytime he texts me, he sends a hug/cuddly sticker right after the last message even though it's totally unrelated

What do qt boys mean by this?

You should hug him

I usually sleep on my side, sometimes I use my hand as a pillow which results in me waking up with my hand completely numb, it's not good

I actually sleep on the back of my hand too sometimes. Its a weird habit but it's strangely nice.

He wants to seem cute but he's incredibly awkward and doesn't know how, so it just comes off as being really off-putting and weird.

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desu i want to suck dick now because of that pic thanks

Big furry fluffy kind

Alright guys I have reached my goddamn limit.
I will not leave this thread without one (1) (You).

>45374064 (You)
Enjoy user

>tfw no s p a n i a r d bf Originally of course.

wtf, I want it now!

But he is mine

How do get rid of body hair? Shaving is difficult for not embarrassing places.
I've been thinking of trying a cream of some sort.

Ok sorry

Why would you do that?

It just doesn't feel good when you wake up and it's totally numb for a little bit. That part scares me.

Man I wish I could, but he's on the other side of the continent.

Makes sense. I found it weird because we've been talking to each other for over a year now, and he's just started doing that lately.

Yeah that's true. Do you ever get a dead arm sometimes and end up having to flop it around until it wakes up?

I think I got sick, someone help

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I'll get you some water.

you might simply lack vitamin D
it's a common problem

Also c

Thank you, can you pour it on my face?

Does this apply if your nose is stuffy, eyes sting, and you have a sore throat?

Yes I'll pour a little on your forehead if that helps.

your wewe is bigger than my fing fing so i dont think id like it that much when it goes into my bobo

maybe an allergic reaction to pollen?

Here I can actually report you for that

Yes, reminds me of something else that I have to flop around until it wakes up.

Nmyas

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>that feel when the only merit the spartans had was being the first greek city-state to have a professonial army but in later years got outperformed by Athens and Thebes
>that feel when the actors in the 300 movie were roiding like every other hollywood body but you didnt know and you had low self-esteem problems for years
fuggg

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That is lewd, user!

if someone has a problem with your bodyhair he is likely not gay

I was talking about my leg you dummy!!

My third leg

I want to be smooth like a dolphin.
I am not okay with my body hair. Too much of it desu.
I also want to look my best for someone. I'm sure they wluld accept it but not prefer it.

I prefer body hair, hairy fuzzy tummies seem so nice and warm. I don't even mean bears, its nice on anyone

>not wanting a soft smooth boy
Just because someone has taste doesn't mean they're not gay pal.

then the easiest way would be to get some depilating creme, but you're taking up a fight you cannot win, so I'd say just accept it

>smooth
>looking girly

Yeah nah

>wanting a soft smooth body
go for women instead

Im no dummy, mr lewd

Nice

Why is that looking girly?
Stop projecting your insecurities about why you can't find a bf

But they wouldn't look like girls user. They're just shaven boys.
I'm not into succubi though

I have one and he is cute and manly!

The movie gave me a serious masculinity fix. Maybe it's just me but I'm obsessed with masculinity, not just looks, but what makes a man stand out from others. Anyone else here a weirdo like that?

Thank you, it's very small.

Why can't I win this fight? I'm willing to was as well but that sounds worse than shaving.
What kind of cream is good?

Thats okay. Are you telling me that to be honest?

How the fuck can you not like dogs? I like cats too but people that dislike dogs are a huge red flag for me and I would never, ever associate with them.

People that puts dogs above persons are a worse redflag

I'm telling you that to make you laugh, it's actually slightly below average, I think?

you can't win this fight because your hair will ALWAYS be growing back and your willpower is limited, you will give up eventually
as for which cream I'm not sure where you live, I assume you're from NA so I cannot help

You got me. Thats okay too. I bet you have a big heart to make up for it.

Well dogs mean a lot to me user. Sorry.

It's ok, you'll be able to a functional member of society someday.

Thats rude. Dogs are lovely

Why don't you find out, mister?

Pretty common fixation, I assure you.

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Why can't this shit go on /lgbt/ you faggots have a whole fucking board

I am in NA. I my willpower is good. I'm able to diet and fast. It's not like I'd need to be smooth all the time either.
Would a Wal-Mart brand work or is it a more unique product.