ITT: we rate each other's voices

stupid frog poster is stupid

well that escalated quickly
oregano

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Just 7 inches in girth, no length whatsoever?
I hope the 7 inches is the circumference and not the radius. That would be impractical.

i bet you sound like a big ol' faggot

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Are you being retarded on purpose, ESL-kun?

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speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/fm7qd4svwiy01mgy

Rate this guys.

I did my best to have a manly voice

>tfw I sound like you
>tfw 28

this was so hilarious, sissies are so fucked up in the head

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This is the Jow Forums we really need.
10/10 truly magnificent.

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Fuck off

What do you mean by that

vocaroo.com/i/s0jTrh6dU75f

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that's some good shit user
10/10 sissy kino

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thx bro

i'm all about that sissy life

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this board strays from god more and more every day

You will do the same.

Just wait

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nah, I actually met a girl here and I love her with all my heart
seek help

vocaroo.com/i/s1tUF1hUQFdm
yes it's the annoying dude you all secretly hate

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vocaroo.com/i/s0DLyBFx6LoW
I made sing

not a trap, 6'2'' just posting one

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It's bizarre as fuck that everyone here has a voice. I haven't had a genuine human interaction for a long time, which makes this even more surreal.

You've got a pretty decent voice though, 7/10. Sounds like what I imagine to be your average bro.

vocaroo.com/i/s1AWK1HpnJ0H

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vocaroo.com/i/s1Od2W2yylqV
i breathed into the mic

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you are a lying faggot

THIS is your future

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vocaroo.com/i/s1nIPZQoyG7e
nice voice op :)

vocaroo.com/i/s1oc3p3hvc1A
I will pass out soon

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holy fuck
that's a nice voice

reminds me of tyler the creator

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No.
My future looks more like this
me on the left btw

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youtube.com/watch?v=4Vs-rCoIqJI
Rate pls

spoken word songs = cool
vocaroo.com/i/s0pz7l2q3oXK

You sound pretty average 7.8/10

Never

you will be sad and unhappy forever

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vocaroo.com/i/s085zV3HimrP

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how to I sound more manly

here is a clip of my singing voice from a long time ago, too lazy to go back and find the original file and mute all of the other instruments so deal with it.

clyp.it/fb5n001e

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Nope, but you probably will if you try filling that void in your chest with sissy porn,

nah you sound fine but you sound annoyed
masallah u have a good voice
deep andd cool!
not bad!

here is mine

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vocaroo.com/i/s0bBgZBMCpyI

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my link didn't work so I am gonna post again

vocaroo.com/i/s0UPiRCnsvkv

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You sound like a more manly styxhexenhammer666

this is my gay voice youtube.com/watch?v=5mKku_vNqo4

you sound quirky and cute actually. reminds me of chills, the burger king foot lettuce man

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/pbxcja8bfe9ocwxy

Still cant sing, but fuck if trying aint fun.

clyp.it/odppely1

vocaroo.com/i/s0uRehBLuS6Y

sorry i usually drink a lot after work and now im phlegmy and a little buzzed

pls no bully im not there yet but i wanna to become a good musician one day

You sound like you gargle cum for a living.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0htIDfrBFLF

i call out Jow Forums for what it is

also my mic blows

oh man, im telling you, prepare for the neckbeard orbiters

Learn shotgun like Kurt.

vocaroo.com/i/s0g3wH1CS8CU

send help

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vocaroo.com/i/s0vr964AT1EW

your voice is lovely holy crud

vocaroo.com/i/s1tubOcaiXLa

:^)

>vocaroo.com/i/s1tubOcaiXLa
This one is actually terrible compared to the rest

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thank you lad
i have a hard time controlling it whenever i get nervous i go really high pitched for some reason

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vocaroo.com/i/s15PEkUK0HCb

vocaroo.com/i/s184W5OvsPoK

>look at my peepee size
>i like anime girls hahahaha

Fucking pathetic

>True roman bread for true Romans
Go back to /his/ you fucking nerd

vocaroo.com/i/s1hjBbUzhATm

vocaroo.com/i/s1uSdVOmuoP8

i said pls user :(

im not a likeable person desu so if betas wanna orbit theyd be in for a huge disappointment

this ones a old but its got a bit of warming up and a couple days of practicing behind it vocaroo.com/i/s1Gl6hmh6lWE

vocaroo.com/i/s1MRQK3Xqjtb

i have a really shitty voice because im kinda sick. sounds deeper than usual.

though i just wanted to say that everyone in this thread has a pleasant voice to listen to. vocaroo-discord when?

vocaroo.com/i/s1jVg9Fe2KQt

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>//vocaroo.com/i/s1jVg9Fe2KQt
thank you mr wholesome fag dude

more vocaroo pls, i would love to chat with you dang

you sound adorable i wanna squish into the tiny mush of bloody bones meal you stupid fucking peice of cute fuck

the link ends with Qt
coincidence?
i think not.

you're welcome, user! when the next thread pops up for this i'll try make another recording.
jesus user, not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
i didn't even notice that, jeez. but gosh thanks.

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I GOTCHU
I never know what to say so I read a little line from a book
vocaroo.com/i/s0SWDI1qahNE

what book is that, user? sounds somewhat interesting

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas breh. I'd give it a whirl if you've never read it

i'll give it a go my dude :^) i've seen the movie before though

vocaroo.com/i/s1VoJalPbzFJ
First time postan in a voice thread. How much of a faggot do I sound like?

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1VoJalPbzFJ
nice voice user.
no need to insult yourself

10/10
excellent vocal range and impressions! sounds just like the real porno!
you sound like jesus christ
remove kebab
what the other guy said. you sound fine.

just picked a random pre-recorded recording:
vocaroo.com/i/s1CDosHwe2Qg

very good reading voice my friend

vocaroo.com/i/s0Fe15O9iHes please be gentle UWU

bitch im a mop
actually really good and left me severly wet

Vocaroo thread?
Vocaroo thread.
vocaroo.com/i/s1I36N1PLrq7

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/ks2tgan3grzq6hiw

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very original heart emoji

lmao holy fuck dude you should record audio shows I will definitely listen

>tfw first time posting in a vocaroo thread

vocaroo.com/i/s1sJLNDeG2xM

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okay fellas here's me voice.

vocaroo.com/i/s0GTawCpzsIA

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Hows my singing? Can do anything from this album if you want to take request.
vocaroo.com/

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vocaroo.com/i/s1h2wlfr5f7x
good voice user, i was eating cereal

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vocaroo.com/i/s1R2gWsXAtS7

vocaroo.com/i/s1cJ4cr5wDWD
vocaroo.com/i/s1cJ4cr5wDWD

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bumpaoosrrr

couldn't even listen til the end

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the way you worded that was so... sweet. very comfy voice, I rate 7/10. unfortunately i doubt you are really a robot.
I kind of feel like this is how ER sounded. bussyboi/10
5/10 sorry user i think it's the condescending snark in your tone
i won't rate you but ill acknowledge you
5/10 probably
6/10 plus 0.5 for "xoiynax"
9/10 chad tier except you're a fucking degenerate so -10393930 points
fucking hell are you having a stroke?? :(
6.5/10 but please clean the crumbs off your keyboard
7/10 cute but I don't think that's what you were going for
9.5/10 I think but there's a lot going on there so I can't really tell. I like the song, I wish you had the full one available
6/10 you have a soothing voice and a nice accent. very pleasant.
6.75/10 you seem like a weird person
10/10 that's all
10/10 god damn!!! giddyup
7.5/10 so fucking sweet and angelic. you sound a little like vashti bunyan. check out train song
7/10 not bad
6/10 not bad
8/10 for poshness
8.5/10 ahaha hello :^)
is this actually you? idk what this is from
7.75/10 here's a (You) and i understand your LED backlight keyboard struggles
5/10 probably at least 6.5/10 when you don't sound like somebody has their finger in your butt
7/10 man you sound like a turbo normie mate
dsbc/10 (decently sized black cock)
8.5/10 alrightalrightalrightalright
8/10 you reek of patrician. which is a good thing
you sound like young stanley 7.8/10 you have a very pleasant lilt to your voice
7.5/10 I think you could make a living off of rambling autistically
that's not a link to a recording user
I can't listen to this, I'm so grossed out by sounds of mastication

continuing from because I evidently ran out of characters

6.8/10 that is very sweet of you

hope I got everyone.

this is some shit I recorded a while back for a different vocaroo thread
vocaroo.com/i/s19wYILO87E4

feels weird hearing everyone's voices

vocaroo.com/i/s1UFvbuSWpKz