Frogs and Feels tavern

>always wanted to post in these threads
>always found them after they were already dying
Gimme a nice red wine pls.

Vodka and some 5 gum am currently working on homework for uni.

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Whiskey, no ice.
Single barrel or Regal, at least 18yo.
The bottle. No glass.

Can get a cold jar of orange juice?

Didn't the original guy die?

do you have anything on draught?

also barkeep, it seems like you have your shit together, how did you decide to be a barkeep?

Apple cider barkeep
My friends come over for drinks every week, and one of them, let's call him S is really frustrating. To avoid talking to him I try to start a movie about 20 minutes before they arrive but I think they're catching on to me. It's just he constantly demeans me, not even like banter, it's just always insulting me and whatever I'm into. Talking over the top of me and seeking approval in his mocking of me by looking at other people. I'm not even sure I want him over, but he's been a friend for 6 years now

doesn't sound like a friend and if he is then you need to talk to him about his attitude

it seems like you shouldn't invite him over any more. see if he wants to ever invite you out?

Ginger ale, please, im only 21.
>Tired of where im at in life
>Have burgerfag wagie job while at community college
>Dying to quit my job and transfer
>still have 3 semesters to go
>Love my major but have to take a bunch of shitty general ed that pulls down my grades and i hate it
I know i just have to be patient but im anxious watching my high school class enjoy the "college experience" while i sit here with little to show for it. I'd probably hate being surrounded by people like that anyways maybe, i dont know. Do you think for the next sond you could put on Unforgiven by Metallica? Thanks for listening Barkeep

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Anything that's cold and non-alcoholic

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How are you barkeep? I'll have a Bud Light to keep me somewhat straight.

So I need to finish my master's thesis and am having trouble. I submitted my first draft to both committee members and received feedback a month ago. I've done ZERO work since then because of depression and anxiety (seeing docs) and I forgot about my deadline of May 6th to send in next draft. I asked for an extension until Sunday and that's today. I've been trying to focus on it all day and take their notes/changes into consideration, reformatting my argument and adding more sources but I'm going fucking insane. Should I tell my committee member that I've been dealing with mental health issues or just trudge through it? I'm so afraid of disappointing people that's why I haven't been productive this whole time...

I've tried. He then just says I do the same thing and then doesn't want to discuss it
He does occasionally, and if I ask for him to take me to the shops or something he does. It's just his attitude

Give me something heavy barkeep. Friends just abandoned me and it feels horrible.

is lemonade ok?
I have dog to woodburn, tried drawing in the past but it is not for me

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it is allowed but we do not serve it
if you have your own go to smoking room
I am same slav barkeep, but there were other bartenders working here

glad you made it user
I will soon go get some wine too, to have more fun day
or perhaps I am alcoholic by now

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oh that's a pain.Maybe you should see him less for a few months. I'm not saying cut him out as a friend, but just sort of dial it back for a bit and see if your quality of life improves

>21
meant to say 20

Today I ate:
Herring and cream cheese on a piece of toast
A whole supreme pizza from Safeway with added sriracha and lots of parmesan
4 homemade McChickens (frozen chicken patties, shitty buns, mayo, shredded lettuce)
A bag of popcorn
Sardines and mayo on a piece of toast

I feel like a fatass. I lost 100 pounds and now I'm down to 180, but I keep binge eating like crazy. Last week I ate 5 different sandwiches from Jack in the Box, plus so many sides.

what kind of assignment? some project to analyze?

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Why is there a rock there?

very specific are we?
good that we have very good stocked shelves in here

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*puts the new Beach House album on the jukebox*

yes
I am alive

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This is a bar, not a blog, faggot.

for draught draught beer seem like good choice
refreshing and rejuverating
>how did you decide to be barkeep
crippling IRL loneliness, autism and tendency to roleplay

Barkeep I'll just have a Dr. Pepper. I don't like to drink when I have stuff on my mind.

I liked this girl and she liked me, but I guess she got tired of me? The problem is now is she became a part of the group I associate with's dynamic.

I want to cut them off, but don't know if that's the best idea. One of them is a relative who's pretty much my best friend.

I just know I don't see her face or hear about her so I have an easier time when it comes to forgetting her.

stop having friends
or just wait until they got married, they will abandon you afterwards anyway

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It's actually an imageboard, not a bar

Surprise me Barkeep. I'll take anything you give me.

I've been in a similar situation lad
It'll hurt but if you really can't be around her then you have to stop hanging with those people

Are you terminally ill?

college experience is overrated
also, 20 and not drinking? you must be from the rotten west, where you can enlist in army and kill people before you can drink

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ere u go fren

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It's a paper about how the media affects people's political opinions and how it can lead to larger problems stuff like that but cheers to my 4 hellish years

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I just found out I'm competing for a promotion at work, I'm pretty nervous, I don't know if I can handle the embarrassment if I don't win it...
I need to become more assertive fast, but I can't use alcohol to do it (I have tried in the past and it always ended badly)
I've been having anxiety so bad these last couple of days I can barely eat I've been eating junk food, playing scratch tickets, smoking, and watching Scrubs trying to get my mind off the anxiety every damn time I'm at work now I have a massive anxiety attack
I don't even like being the supervisor but I have to do it to keep this guy out of the job
I've been sober 147 days now I'm going back to AA on tuesday
can I have a mug of hot tea?

Also there's a woman at work (I'm in the kitchen at a pub, she's a waitress) who's absolutely caputured my mind (she called me out as an addict within two sentences of meeting me, we had a half-hour conversation about addiction andn our histories, I could seriously fall in love with this woman)

Here's a song that reminds me of her.

youtube.com/watch?v=Arc_I54oYrg

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ok user, you can still fix your own shit, also, nobody else will fix it for you, aint they?
get food. get water. get a whole lotta cofee and piss bottles. Close the doors and window shutters
sit in the dark, and finish your thesis, force yourself to do so if you must

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like, abandoned you pernamently forever or just temporarily?

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Independence is absolute. It forgives all. Focus on yourself, focus on what you want to do instead of letting others guide you. Be your own guide.

Thanks
I do like my cs classes because im good at those though. You got me on being californian too, but i choose not to drink because it just feels like another distraction i cant afford

distraction
it is working isnt it?
>>youtube.com/watch?v=-3frA_rj918

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russian vodka
enjoy
arent we all? we only have so much time on earth, and then, for all we know, we have no more
but I was not diagnosed with anything AFAIK

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>how the media affects people's political opinions
oh Jow Forums would have a blast with this one
you need some constructive hobby
I found out that passive hobbies are less fun than creative ones

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I'd cut them off if I were you, but I am really antisocial irl

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Sweet, needed that for after a hard night working my ass off working on the montage of yet another shit documentary about a politician.
Will lurk here sippin'
Thanks my man.

Like what? I'm so fucking wracked right now I can't focus on anything, I'm completely married to my job and I'm anxious all the time and I can't really think of anything except my job of late. I could try to pick up guitar again but I don't know how well I'd do.

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your order got mixed up somewhere, sorry

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if not guitar, maybe drawing, small carpentry, or get yourself shitty car just to fix it in the garage or somewhere
Personally I find gardening to be great way of relaxing

Do it. Stop thinking or trying to.
Be in action.
A guitar comes back quickly anyway. You have muscle memory.

Anons back when I was a young kid I imagined alcohol to be this magic elixir like Vick's Vapor rub in drinkable form, and it's fruity and delicious and magical

...What's the closest drink to this? Every one I've had is boring. Does it just not exist? Probably only like creme d' mint infused with cannabis oil I guess might make the cut. But anything more normal and readily available?

Got anything new in? Need a distraction from texting my ex

Well they forgot about me. I made plans to go on a trip together and they went without me even though it was my idea.

that is common childish mistake
alcohol have to kick, not taste good

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we just got shipment of this greek booze, try tasting it

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Truth. Cheers, barkeep. Thanks for holding down the fort

that is pure assholery
make revenge on them and leave for trip without them next time

You're probably right. I just need to be able to relax for five god damned seconds to do this. May I have another mug of green tea?

Definitely a fresh taste, I'll take it

I'll have that thanks. sorry for being such a distracted patron, I was in another thread. well when if you feel lonely irl, you should at least take comfort that we're coming to your bar virtually for help and company.

There's been reports of narcotic use in the bathroom. I hope you're putting your foot down barkeep, would be a shame if I did a full search of the bar.

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you caught me

that's how i've been able to post so much

IM SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW

Hey barkeep. Im about 7 Peroni's in and a few hits off the hitter in. Amorphis Tales album is rocking.

Lets see what possible madness awaits me in the rest of the thread.

sure thing user
if you want relaxing, try having a walk in nature, in forest or some grasslands or sth
you would find nothing, also where were you when there was a shootout here many threads back?

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taking 5 minutes break
dont steal anything

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Double jack neat please. Why do girls always hurt you the moment you really start to care?

GET DOWN PIG U AINT TAKIN MY METH

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I guess I'll try that, yeah. I'm looking forward to going to AA again, I have to bus out in the morning, morning vehicle rides always relax me. Might feel good to get some of this off my chest as well.

such is the life
you should do the same for them as act of cosmic justice

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>tfw the best part of your day is when you have dreams of her at night

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you know what is the best part of my day?
telling people that I dont care unless they order sth
that and switching music on virtual jukebox
>>youtube.com/watch?v=pSAYae7usLw

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Paying my tab for last time, I appreciate the help. I'll also take a rum and coke. Ya know bartend, I know it's pay of your job to talk to me and all, but sometimes I feel like you're my only real friend. It seems everyone moving on to bigger and better things, but you're always here for me.

Johnnie Walker Red, if that's the case.

I have solution for your troubles
get yoursel some big thing
better is matter of perspective anyway

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thats the spirit, also ckecked

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I have a rough week coming up, and then some challenging months full of uncertainties. I see no relaxed days ahead. I'll have a double espresso to get me through the first few hours of it.

I have two weeks off so you might want as well double that order. It should be fun to see where things go from here at the least.

your story touched me deeply
you are having opposite of my week, I gonna be lazy entire week until I get bored of being lazy and do something
world is full of uncertainties user
and it is awesome, infinite fun

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Thanks barkeep. You're doing a good job here, don't let anyone call you a lazy good-for-nothing, not even yourself.

I'll have an L&P on the rocks, The gud shit

One gf please. If you don't carry those whatever will kill my liver the fastest is okay.

Can I get a glass of iced tea? (I'm the guy with the 147 days sober).

Most of my life I've been attracted to dysfunctional women - alcoholics, women with mental health issues, family issues, messed-up pasts, etc. I finally decided to stop acting on this after I met my now-ex and she almost drove me to suicide (she's why I was drinking in the first place). She was one red flag after another and I deliberately ignored all of them because I was fascinated with her and I was tired of being boring.

I think why this is is I have a pretty boring life (even my alcoholism manifested as getting drunk by myself at home watching Rick and Morty or Chilly Beach every single night). That and I have low self-esteem, guilt problems, and probably some sexual hangups stemming from my childhood.

At any rate I quit drinking a while ago and decided to make a change... then I met this waitress. She called me out as an addict immediately (I was playing scratch tickets at work when we met) and she explained her past, about moving a few provinces away immediately after high school, her own issues with addiction (in particular she mentioned she was trying to quit smoking), her own messed up past, and I can feel myself falling in love with her, she's completely fascinating to me. I don't know what to do about this I want her to make my life interesting which generally translates to ruining it like my ex did.

Can someone offer some comment?

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no rocks for now, sorry
sometime guy have to unwind
no gfs allowed here man

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Your doing God's work, Infinite respect

a glass of one part jager, three parts deer blood. extra points if the blood is still warm.

>She called me out as an addict immediately
[...]
>and I can feel myself falling in love with her
dude, she negged you into submission

forgot your order
thanks

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ah, does this drink have a name?

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Thanks. Do you host open mic nights? I can play Wonderwall and a handful of other songs from years past.

One cool glass of water please.
I am so disoriented in the last 3 months, especially when I dont have anything besides learning for exams at home. I really cant concentrate in anything, and now I cant handle being alone doing stuff which were once fun.
I am also in love with a close friend of mine, which confuses me even more.
She is very sweet and I have really good connection with her, she seems caring about me and we can talk for hours and most important- she makes me truly happy and her dutiful personality really inspires me to improve myself and stop procrastinating my stuff, like my big history project which I've been delaying for months. She seems to go out of her comfort zone a little more recently for me, yet I am not sure how I want to approach her and tell her, as I am still inexperienced romantically and it makes me really nervous. I wish to hone my skills and self confidence in other occasions, like in clubs or pubs in order to be more ready and gain more experience.