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I used to visit this board frequently for a while until I acknowledged how pathetic, desperate, hopeless, and above all else, unrelatable the people here are. I'm not a 21+ y/o white khv NEET living with his parents.

However, I don't have a social group or close friends to rely on, and I'm not financially affluent. I have great social skills though, and I'm not cynical, bitter, or jaded. I only come here because I don't have anyone to talk to, and there's no specific topic I have to focus on here, I'm not actually a robot.

Who else /android/ here?

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maybe you should try eating a dick on a bread roll dumb windowlicker

I feel it's disrespectful to the robots to not wear their identity in their space. God has granted me ascension from robothood in many respects but it is the robots with whom I truly sympathize.

>tripfag

Okay man. Whatever you say, "jevin". What's a windowlicker?

>tripfag
so i guess by for a while you meant not long enough to even know what the fuck a trip is

>tripfag

fucking retarded new faggot window licking dumbass do you know what a trip is or are you a retarded n*gger DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>God has granted me ascension from robothood in many respects

Yeah, this exactly. If it wasn't for a few features, I'd be fucked.

I don't sympathize with these people, though there are some emotions I can empathize with, but all I feel anymore for anyone on this board is pity.

>another trip fag

I know it's you, "jevin".

What's a windowlicker? Please don't make me ask again.

Why do you think we care, why don't you just talk to your reflection in the mirror

>you should only talk to people if they care

You're retarded. Sometimes you communicate to be heard, other times you communicate to express. Writing things down where others can read it isn't the same as talking out loud.

>Sometimes you communicate to be heard,
No one is listening. I have social skills too I have a job and plenty of friends but I'm still a kissless virgin and fucking autistic.

>No one is listening.

Which is why I included the "other times you communicate to express." insinuating that; sometimes, people say things for the sake of saying them without paying any particular attention to how it's heard or by whom. Besides, people /are/ listening. They're viewing my threads, reading my posts, and analyzing the words I've typed out. Some people, (such as yourself, for example) feel SUCH a strong reaction to what I'm saying, they will ACTUALLY take the time to type out what they think. Crazy right?

>I have social skills too

But I didn't say I have social skills, I said I have great social skills.

>I have a job and plenty of friends but I'm still a kissless virgin

Neither a job or friends will get you pussy. You can get pussy without either of those things.

>and fucking autistic.

I thought you had social skills though user? Sounds contradictory.

You'll be okay. There's more to life than pussy.

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windowlicker is a slur aimed towards slow people. someone who licks windows is a retard. there's your explanation. dummy

I date girls and make friends but the girls never seem to care and the friends do their best

All in all though I'm lightyears ahead of my fat depressed self so thanks Jow Forums

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Thanks jevin. You're the best, even if you are a tripfag.

>All in all though I'm lightyears ahead of my fat depressed self so thanks Jow Forums

I can definitely attest that Jow Forums has made me a better person, for a variety of reasons. Whoever I would be now without Jow Forums isn't someone I want to imagine being.

I agree but it's a strange feeling. Even today Jow Forums isolated me from someone because we were talking about Sam Hyde. If I said the truth I'd be outed. No wait eff that I'm a good person I can speak the truth

>Sam Hyde

Can't blame them, that's underage-tier humor. Get better taste famalam.

Fellow /android/ here. Ive fund Jow Forums offers more for what I need these days than Jow Forums does. Politics and all that noise has burned me out, I need to be among fuckers who are in a pit, because I am too, just not the exact same one.

I'm not in a pit so much right now, but I definitely was a while back. They can't relate to their peers, but they can relate to each other. I couldn't relate to my peers, I just couldn't relate to robots either.

Jow Forums was fun but I haven't been there in a while.

What do you think a tripfag is

>but it is the robots with whom I truly sympathize.

I agree. This is why this whole demonization campaign going on towards robots bothers me.

Heres why

Women say they have shit they deal with. Ive come to conclude a solid (75%) of the suffering they endure is caused by their retarded actions, and the subsequent consequences.

For most robots, they were brutally cursed from the start. Only an absurd amount of money could get a good number of robots somewhat of a semblance of joy in this life. The typical robot, whether they know it or not, has definitely peered into the abyss, and the abyss is staring back. I can relate to anyone who is that predicament. Hence my visits here.

But you recall what it was like in that pit. You may have climbed on out, but these robots, they seem to be forever stuck there. I hate knowing that. I don't think every robot is a waste, but this hell society were mired within doesn't allow for those robots with potential to rise tot heir respective places.

Women were never meant to hold very much authority, if any.

I couldn't believe it at first either user.

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>he thinks that's the real jevin

boy you really are a windowlicker

Okay so what's the point in making this thread.

Sounds like you're coming to the one place where you can feel superior to SOMEONE so you can rub it in their faces

Yet you claim you're not pathetic. Hmmmm.

>so you can rub it in their faces

No, never that. I understand I'm in a better situation than most robots, but that's nothing to be proud of. I'm not here to brag, I just wanted to interact with other breathing human beings. That's all.

Most of all, I wanted to find people like me. People who thought they had lost all hope, when really, they hadn't even come close to robotdom.