/britfeel/

get fukd u millwarl slags am west am till i die am west ham till i die

had a noice taysty poih lods

LADS when will an insane motherly girlfriend appear in my room? this is painful

Hoe about the you fuck off u cunt lol rekd

trip back on moni la

Classic, nothing wrong with making fun of whites' skin colour, but call someone a shitskin and you get thrown in jail...either it's all ok or none of it is. It's not even accurate

Haha how about u go duck a sonkey dick mate u SLAG cunt

fuck the up shut ye lil nog nig

Haha u but hurt u dirty little monkey rapist haha nigger head

what are some good passive-aggressive ways to annoy my dickhead neighbour?

get fook outta me country ye wee brownie boy

how's school lads?

throw acid in his stupid face

take a shit in his letterbox

They had me on 24 hour 1 to 1 observation for like two weeks

Going from shut in NEET to that was fucking traumatic. They watched me while I slept and went to the toilet and we're always like 5 feet away at most

Kill yourself I stupid cunt lol

Better after I fucked ur moms milky gams lawd hahahaha

fuck his wife or his daughter
or turn his son into a cockslave
pretty good lad except for the fact i dropped out of it 6 years ago

Dose he have any belifes you could offend

working out for the first time in a couple weeks, good to be back lifting heavy objects

soundtrack sorted

youtube.com/watch?v=3f20L0msLsM

Did you attempt an hero? That sounds a bit intrusive, couldnt they just put a camera there? That's still intrusive but yeah

>mom

fuck off underage yank

Even just a few weeks is enough to get me to be pretty sore after, even if I drop the weight. Consistency is the most important thing I think

i've seen some memes in my time and that has got to be one of the worst i've come across. i can appreciate racist humour, i love getting given shit about tv licenses and freedom of speech for being british, it's actually funny. and hearing black people go on rants about "crackers" can be just as funny. but this is just fucking "wow their skin colour is similar to gammon loooool!" like fucking come on, i get that it's fresh and hip to make racist jokes about white people, but at least have a single layer of depth to the humour

Serves u right u fucking idiot cunt head u should eat ur own ass hole bitch boi

U won't be dropping any weight u fat mother fucker haha u are a loser little paki

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none that i know of
nonethatiknowofrobot

there's no CCTV in the rooms so just had someone orbiting me constantly

I did a semi serious an hero attempt

Still on 15 minute observations now

watching white men call each other gammons on twitter. the self hate is hilarious to this poc

Haha u nigger paki why don't u fuck off u big bald willy shaker

dance, gammong, dance. prove to me how not racist you are

wait until you hear what we call you

Suck my slimey eel head u lally gaggee

Literally taking a shit right now lads lmao

Aye ur mum. Took a shit when u were born u cunt nigger lol shrekd

Genuinely the worst /britfeel/ thread I have ever seen, been here 3 years. See ya lads later tonight

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Just dropped my fucking joint in the sink, now it's all soggy

Don't come back u dirty paki nigger slimey eel fiend

triggered #gammon

>Genuinely the worst /britfeel/ thread

You must not come here often, this is bad but its by far not the worst.

you won't be missed gammong

Nah mate ur mums saggy biscuit is the worst u stupid cunt haha

blimey lads that reddit post has only gonna and taken second, really could well take 1st now

link it no idea what you're on about

Yeh caus eur a fat thick cunt and ur mums a slapper m8

wht ure guyss favourite sissy hypno video

This is so silly that all i can do is laugh

dsp8

The one with ur dad sitting with his gearstick up his own arswu faggot

Playing the forest with some mates.
Pretty cool, trying to get a cute cannibal naked gf.
vocaroo.com/i/s18Tbq28afXt

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Would mixing mns lemon juice (with juicy bits) and rum work? Fancy a drink but no mixer

middle class #gammong

>vocaroo.com/i/s18Tbq28afXt

that was just cringy

Haha u have friends do ye u faggio

Drink ur own shit its all youre good for u fuckin monkey fucker

Do you have ice? Or a little bit of water. A tiny bit of fresh lemon juice could work but not sure about pre-packaged

Only ice he has is in his veins form all the ice he drinks u stupid cunt what are u a monka

Watching Innocent. All the coppers are poos or mutts

Funny that cause ur mum is a poo mutt

pissing in the sink is great i'll never have to aim again
take the sinkpill lads

thats how you get stinksink lad

Wish ur mom took the pill before u were born u piss cunt monkey fucker

>girl on tinder just called me broken after I told her I don't work due to anxiety

Bit strong innit.

Maybe u should kill ur self due to anxiety u monkey fucker

Every girl you meet on tinder is dating a few other people at the same time. How the fuck can you do that?

Great. Just great. I felt the vibe change at work and people are avoiding me. I think the jigg is up. It's plainly obvious I'm an aspie I couldn't hide it any longer.

Before I was considered 'quirky' but now I feel it in the air they "know". The looks.... the prompt small talk before leaving.... Fuck sake. Now I have to look for another job and start the whole process over again.

Lasted almost a year without them suspecting a thing. I guess I must've slipped up when I started 'beeing myself' and thinking these people are cool enough with me. God how wrong I was

fuck fuck FUK

w-why are you being mean fren? Iced rum is nice if you need to have it neat

Mrs Brown's Boys starting on BBC One right now.

Hilarious, has me creasing already.

People r avoiding u cause ur a smelly piece of garbage

I'd ice ur body after I fuck ur dead corpse u monkey fucker fuck face

i like the bit were the old irish woman whos actually a man says something an old irish woman wouldn't say

i'd clean it though i'm not filthy now
bit harsh

Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold za worldo

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ods i play oblivion
evens idrink
if zero go bed

>tfw no caring gf to let me wrap arm round to help me walk while my ankle is fucked
It's not fair

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the bad thoughts are coming back

i cant stop picturing dead dogs again, but what's bad is that i like the thoughts, i don't want to be like this, but they're in my head and i can't get them out

Nah I'm alright lad, life is good when you're on the internet all day just jerking it, looking at tits and playing games.

Doubt it. Tinder for girls is looking for that 10/10 chad or using it as an ego boost.

Yummy pasta in my tummy lads

Na na naa neow now now

>Clumsily told a mate who went on pol about britfeel once

He wouldn't have given it a second thought but it was pretty silly

dsp8 is pretty fucking good but its just a bit too fast for me, if it was 0.75x slower would be perfect

> People have started to say I look strong and ask me about my weightlifting routine

Have I finally made it?

You're a #Gammon. Nobody cares

>Have I finally made it?
You're still posting here so definitely not

>waiting two hours for the weedman

just kill me now lads i just want him to swing by so i can go to fucking sleep

Irony & failing to avoid speedboats. Ma Kirsty.

youtu.be/QccPUSTMriM

But I'm a recovering fatass lower-class italynigger

Can I lift weights and lose weight at the same time?
Like one day running and other weight loss shit coupled with eating less calories then the next day doing weights and the next weight loss shit or do I have to stick with one? I'm not massive or anything.

weeeedle deedle dee?

read the sticky faglord

unlucky derby you bunch of tosspots

I mean, one of the most commonly recommended methods of losing weight is to lift weights...

you don't bulk up on very much muscle, but you retain it while you burn fat. otherwise, you burn muscle as well as fat if you don't lift weights.

go to bed louis

youtu.be/FO5-w3540H8

Of course you can do both, i dont know who gave you the idea that you cant.