There is no God but Allah and Muhammed is his prophet.
There is no God but Allah and Muhammed is his prophet
Angel Kelly
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Carson Peterson
>There is no God but Allah and Muhammed is his prophet.
I beg to differ
Jayden Sanchez
>Muhammed is his prophet
Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God: And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
Sebastian Clark
Was Muhammad the ultimate Chad?
>Got people to fight and die for him
>Had harem of wives and was considered generous for letting them marry him
>Got to smack his wife and declare wars and still be hailed a holy man
>Destroyed his enemies and conquered the Arabian peninsula before he died
>Years later the entire Middle East worships him
>Baited the entire world by calling his religion a "Religion of peace" when you spread it by force from the beginning.
Alpha as fuck
Jacob Brooks
religious retards should be banned from Jow Forums
hell just ban them from using the internet period
Caleb Wood
why so grumpy? your fedora getting a little tight in your fat head?
Austin Long
>f-fedora!!
all the neckbeards moved onto being religious conservatives, quit being stuck in 2013
Landon Long
>the virgin Son of God vs. the Chad false prophet
Angel Clark
Sleep tight mudhammad
Colton Lewis
All Gods are God. He acts through us in the way he chooses. Who are you to tell God how people should worship him?
Charles Reed
45397705 allauh bu akbur
Brayden Walker
>go to mosque
>ask imam to make a general on Jow Forums about converting to Islam
>have a /muslim/ general on r9k
Holy shit, one of you faggots need to leave your basements and totally do this!
Ethan Clark
Ramadan is coming in 2-3 days so I'm game
Sebastian Hughes
This times a million.
But, to take it to another level religion needs to be banned all together.
PURGE
Luke Hernandez
1488 1488 !!!!!!1
CRUSADURS RISE AGINNNNN
Aaron Robinson
Why do autists get so fucking angry over one shitpost? Oh right, because they're autistic manchildren who poop in grocery bags
Jose Sullivan
>He acts through us in the way he chooses.
Interesting tell me more
Jason Martinez
Reminder under islam all males receive 72 virgins who are eternally young and described as being similar to 2d women aesthetics and theyre 90ft tall giantesses
No reason not to convert to islam if your not a male. Lots of r9k topics I see of robots feeling alienated with normie obsession with alcohol and redditards and their obsession with bacon so I reckon islam would be comfy for robot
Oliver Howard
third post wasn't mine
I just hate religious retards because they've been aggressively invading the internet lately and trying to brainwash people
James Martinez
Do you have the original video of this?
Jason Young
It's interesting how back in the early 2010s religion was seen as basically a joke or at least a relic of the past and now suddenly it's the hot new trend.
Juan Jackson
But Allah is the Christian God.
Muhammad basically just took Christianity and "perfected" it.
Jackson Ortiz
Also the Jewish god.
Joseph King
If you are so sad about this, why not just convert to Islam and be part of the fastest growing robot religion in the world? It brings the community together to a higher purpose of being, and has a strong tradition of fighting the degeneracies of society with personal regulations that make people happy (no drinking, no pork, nofap)
Isaiah Collins
God is a pepper corn
Opal
Brayden Fisher
Because of these fucking idiotic reactionaries enabling people like Jordan Peterson and white nationalists to come in and just claim the high ground and start brainwashing. If you don't like something, don't take the polar opposite stance just because it makes you feel good at that moment in time. Fucking idiots.
Ryder King
I would convert to islam if it let me daytrade, but it doesnt. Sad!
Easton Murphy
Holy shit user, some dank quints
Jaxson King
Looks like you're the queen, buddy.
Ayden Gutierrez
With numbers like that how can you be wrong?
Andrew Adams
Congrats my man
originali
Kayden Jackson
This post makes me super happy user.
It's true. People instinctively take sides, if one goes left the other right, and no one is a level headed gray hat anymore.
Gabriel Flores
>Islam does not let me day trade
When you invest stock in a company, you stake a claim in its ownership. This is not Haram, and many mutual funds vetted by Islamic scholars such as Amana Funds. Staking claims in banks which make their money off of lending however, is haram. Do not speculate as a gamble for your stocks (which you should not be doing anyway) and do not give Israel any more of your money by investing in central banks, and you will fall within Quranic law
Leo Reed
The only two state solution is west and east Israel.
Mason Murphy
wasted digits on a retard who thinks jordan peterson is the same as white nationalists
Caleb Young
Sounds boring as fiefk
Lucas Rogers
If Islam wasn't filled with brown smelly men with disgusting accents I might give it a shot
Gavin Nelson
>never hearing about the Balkans, Caucuses, or Caspian Sea
>thinking only Middle Easterns into Islam
Dominic Taylor
Not the same in terms of belief, just the same in terms of trying to taking advantage and trying to push an agenda.
Owen Perry
>centuries later people get bomb threats if they speak ill of his name
Alpha af
Jose Butler
I know there are other muslims from other parts of the world but the only muslims near me are always pakistani
Isaac Sullivan
how's my brothers today I'm comfy is fork sitting here witnessing this thread
Anthony Cruz
I dont like islam because youre required to pray 5 times a day and starve yourself for a month.
Not that i do any of those.
Zachary Lewis
Wrong, I am your God, the God of Jow Forums
Andrew Morales
Yes, peace be upon him.
inshallah, maybe one day the infidels will have a thread worthy of ours.
Mason Perez
Kneal to the God of Jow Forums
I have received quips
Givith unto me all your hard earned NEETbucks
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Logan Morales
I'm mounted and ready
Liam Lopez
People confuse culture and man made sociatal norms to be the will of God. There was a point where your religion of choice didn't exist and there will be a point where it becomes irrelavant. God has existed all through out and he will continue to do so. Worship him as he tells you to.
Benjamin Barnes
Ive stopped drinking and stopped eating pork.
Did i do good muslim senpai?
Nicholas Reyes
>no God but Allah
The Bible clearly implies that there are multiple gods
Jaxson Wood
Yawhee is the God of war.
But hes the best God.
Unlike baal the God of degeneracy.
David King
allah (piss be upon him) is a false god. his symbol is the moon for pete's sake. The moon generates no light of it's own, only reflects the true source of light.
Turn away from your false god.
Juan Scott
He's not even the best god, he was just the god that was convenient to worship at the time because the tribe that had him in their pantheon was going through a war.
Josiah Johnson
>God has existed all through out and he will continue to do so. Worship him as he tells you to.
How does he tell us to worship him and how do we know he said it?
Parker Ross
Were always at war of some sort.
Your lives struggle is a war.
Thats the meaning of jihad.
Luke Jenkins
He tells us to worship him how we know him best. In our hearts. Because whatever it is, it draws us closer to him and gives us fullfilment. You'll know God wills it because you'll feel his presence.
Bentley Diaz
It's the meaning of no fun allowed, and the point of abrahamic religion is no fun allowed to begin with.
It's convenient to go to war to steal when you live in middle eastern shitholes back in the day. No one else has any business being abrahamic anymore. Whites NEVER should have been, we should be pagan.
Eli Miller
It doesnt matter how much you try.
You will never be able to convince yourself those comic book gods are real.
And if you do youll end up in prison or dead.
Jacob Howard
No one gave a shit back then, it was like the easter bunny, you grew the fuck up.
That, is why paganism died, and why christianity will once Islam takes over because you let that faggoty cat out of the box. We should have grown away from religious bullshit not into new ones.
Hudson White
If fucking little boys in the ass is "alpha" to you then yeah sure, faggot
Camden Brown
Your post is full of contradictions
Start making sense
Owen Gomez
I will never convert to this heathen religion.
But I will enjoy watching it's murderous subjugation of the fat lesbian tranny that is Western Civilization
Kevin Hall
peace be upon him
dios mio
jesus christ
oy vey
golden buddha
oh my god
Sebastian Miller
Why are you getting so upset over shitposts? You're pathetic.
Christopher Gray
lmao the muslim woman helping him out