Do you wish you had a pretty older sister?

Do you wish you had a pretty older sister?

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No, thank god.
All the kids I knew growing up who had big sisters were tormented by them.

>you will never have a cute older sister who likes the same things that you do
>you will never stay inside cuddling, listening to music, and playing video games together
I don't like this life. I want to re-roll.

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None of that would happen. She would be disgusted by you. What you want is a girlfriend, not an older sister. Quit living in a fantasy land.

I have an older sister but i despise her.

Real life is not like your weeb fantasies.

>What you want is a girlfriend
And this isn't an even bigger fantasy? At least an older sister who has grown up with me and so has that much attachment to me would be far likelier to want to be around me and spend time with me.

I do. She's like almost 40 now but still hot. We're only related by our mother, however.

I have a good looking older sister, she's even got a decent pair of tits. But holy fuck is she a bitch and usually unpleasant to be around. What a shocker that in general sibling relationships in real life don't include any of that gay cuddling shit you retards think happens. Siblings don't cuddle or do that kind of affectionate shit, that's really creepy. And we don't have the worst relationship either, but she does get on my nerves with how personal she has to take everything. Anyone who genuinely thinks that having a sister would mean the sister would automatically like them and get along is naive and needs to get a grip on reality and stop reading so many incest doujins.

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>have a twin sister.
>we fell in love when we were 15
>be now. have a healthy son with her.
>mom approves of us.
>have our own home
>enjoy every day with her.
>It can be real anons! you just need to roll a perfect royal flush on the roulette table so it's not that easy...

to those of you in love with your sibling, I wish you the best of luck.

I have a younger sister and she was a tyrant
Thank goodness that she never had any power
Let this be a lesson about women to you all
Never give them power

Yes, so I could sniff her pannies when I jerked off

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How old are you niggas?

>not having a busty taller little sister

Yes user. I wish I had a qt lesbian older sister..

>lesbian
How about you learn to use the proper boards first?

It was relevant to the thread, user!

Would you make love to her?

In theory, yes. In reality.. probably not.

no, the thought of her being fucked by other men would torment me until the day i die

>How old are you niggas?

30

you are a good user and you know your shit!
sister pussy belongs to their brother!

No but a cute little sister would be nice

Can't say which one of the dubs is better here.

yeah, maybe then I'd have a sibling I didn't dream about murdering every other night

I do and I would never even think about doing anything sexual with her.

That's more of a thing to worry about when you have a younger or same aged sister. When you have an older sister she will probably only be dating guys older than you

You literally just described my childhood experience with my older sister

i have 2 stacey older sisters and 1 bookish scholarly cute older sister

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Is having a sister the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a sister. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a suster, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

I have an older sister but I'm not attracted to her
Like she's cute but she's flat as fuck

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Well, then tell me more so I can pretend I'm you. What is it like?

my sister is an obese idiot who hangs out with fandoms on discord and fakes being autistic. or maybe she is autistic, i cant tell.
please help her

yes, more importantly i wished i had a nice older sister instead of a crazy abusive older brother that destroyed my childhood

I have a good looking much older sister but she is lesbian.

>be 6 year old me
>play mario kart and super smash bros brawl while listening to mostly garbage music with my 13 year old sister
>we cuddle and watch movies together
>she torments me any way she can; hiding around corners and jumping out, tickling me, chasing me around the house with a knife etc.
>One time she had a friend over and dared/tricked me into sucking her toes

That should give you an idea

>chasing me around the house with a knife
wut

But older sister won't dress up in diapers for you, it's not all it's cracked up to be

ive never seen the appeal in diapers and shit.
it just seems like an estranged version of pedophilia

she was going through an edgy/emo phase at the time.

I legitimately can't wait to habe kids now.

spooky for real

Fucking your older sister is a meme. When my older sister caught me masturbating she said I was doing it wrong . She taught me how to masturbate without resorting to touching me or making the situation sexual. Incest doesn't happen in real life.

That's actually pretty cool user

I have 2 pretty older sisters they mostly just pretend that I don't exist.

>doing anything other than gtfo and pretending nothing happened.
what ever happened to being sexually repressed?

I always wondered if twins were the sort of exception to the westermarck effect/sibling repulsion. Because, from what I have seen, twins almost always like each other a lot.

Greentext the story plz famalams

>tfw didn't have a big sis to diddle me when I was a kid

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It isn't though my dude.

Open this link on alt+tab. It's the background music of the story
youtube.com/watch?v=k0ttxactpZ4

>summer time
>used to wear shorts because of the heat
>whenever I had an erection I would lay on my back and start rubbing myself while wearing shorts
>did not have access to Internet or porn so had no idea how sex worked
>had the house to myself for about an hour every day after school
>made it a ritual to rub myself afterschool
>sister recently bought Baulder's Gate: Dark Alliance for Gamecube
>in the game you can unequip a character's armor and see them in their underwear
>turn on the game and rub myself looking at a brown elven in a skimpy black bikini
>sister walks in
>forgot that her school does "half days" on Wednesday where school ends 2 hours early
>she looks at me then looks at the screen then laughs
>she says "If you're going to do that at least do it right"
>she turns off the screen and Gamecube and tells me to sit up and pull down my pants
>she has me sit on a towel and hands me a box of tissues
>she tells me to grip my penis and stroke it while gesturing her hands in a jerking motion
>she takes the copy of Dark Alliance and goes to her room

I came

ty user-kyun

my older sister is a fat lazy cunt that smokes the whole day

I wish I had an onee-san who would force me to dress in her clothes.

That's it? What a let down.

You didn't ask for help? I suspect that you were looking at a male elf, be honest.

No. I prefer being the dependable big brother.

Where are you from? Isn't it illegal in many countries to get married with your relatives?

>have an attractive older sister
>accidentally walked in her naked
>feel nothing because she's my sister

Life isn't like an Anime. Don't fetishize older sisters.

>Don't fetishize older sisters.
You shut the fuck up right now

>sister is like a more normalfag version of myself (likes dumb memes, plays vidya on her pc, etc)
>kinda thin, kinda curvy
>not attracted to her
robots who post about incest either don't have a sister or aren't quite right in the head, humans (and many other animals) are biologically wired to avoid inbreeding.

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you must not have a sister

I do, but she's pretty in the "thot" way and also I'm a homosexual.

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I wish I had a kind older sister.

I don't want a sister to f*ck but I want a sister to hug and give me headpats and let me lie on her lap

thanks, delusion-user

Do you know the difference between a sister and a daughter?

Does your son know he's born of two siblings?

LARRRRRRRRP
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ouch
relateable

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It's not LARP if it's on the internet.

>be me
>have attractive older sister
>am not attracted to her because i am not degenerate

This copypasta was about a daughter and still didn't make sense since you could say same for your son.

I do have a beautiful older sister. I didn't know her for most of my life and now I haven't talked to her in 3.5 months.

You'd not appreciate it if you really had your sister being interested in you.

>Sis has shown her boobs to me
>Sis has shown her pussy to me

I didn't like it one bit. She's hot and athletic though.

Yeah, that does sound absolutely horrible.

What do you mean? I have 3 of them