/britfeel/

Me on the left. As in dead from heart failure in my 40's

night lidlad

You know it!
I'm getting quite good at weights, I am happy with my bench press at the moment. I do 3 sets of 8 at 95 kg

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wish I had some lmao drugs
youtube.com/watch?v=ZaYUz0vzI0Y

Goodnight DC lad

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Can you tell me how to get an Asian gf when you get back?

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which sad cunt thought it would be funny to give mosquitoes wings

Be really tall and good looking apparently

Grrrr no pls

>tfw the bones in my toes are always clicking when I move them about
>sound comes from my left knee when I do squats

I'm going to be an arthritic, aren't I?

fuck sake, there's fewer reasons for me to live till old age each day. might come up with a life plan to take me up to 40 and then off myself right at the tilting point

what is that, 0.5x your bodweight?
jk keep it up big lad

this dickhead lol
not as bad giving cockroaches wings

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Have similar issues. My left knee clicks when I go up stairs. Haha probably be fine right lads?

my left thumb locks up sometimes and makes a weird sound when i bend it

You don't want one, that girl who went super stalkery and psycho was weird, put me off Asians for life.

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Sophie fren what are you up to tonight?

at least cockroaches don't suck your blood

Iad imagine going from this..

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to this. how sad

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Please stalk me qts
God, stressing about my exam tomorrow. I should really be revising now actually and I will probably set an alarm for six to do more work tomorrow morning.

why is there so much baiting now on britfeel, is that all you lads want now, just arguments?

why did you rape the girl

I haven't noticed any baits this thread so far

last thread was lovely and comfy, we talked about cakes for half of it. I don't see much bait here

not this thread because its fresh and its night but the last thread had some and there was a lot in the day. fhalf of the replies i get now is bait.

anyone gonna tell me what to fap to tonight

I need a naked cannibal gf to capture and rape while living in my comfy houseboat.

you mean biscuits? orgiiin

gotcha senpai

vocaroo.com/i/s1xoVbNNdptc

friendly reminder that it says laurel

Local 16 year old gangs were chased by the armed feds yesterday because another gang came to have turf wars in our estate. Back when I was young my community in London beat the shit out of some trouble making cunts. White, black, Irish, Muslim. All came together and solved the problem and then it was fine. Now these little cunts do what they want and are in deep. We need to form a community and literally go for them. A group of 10 men with weapons will scare these children back into mummies arms.

Bet if they started harassing me I could beat them up single handedly given they don't have the machetes they use to rob people on them. They robbed maccas or something because it shut yesterday as they were having some sort of war. Beyond me; at their age I was wanking, playing vidya and smoking weed with my mates not doing armed robbery.

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Getting some Twin Peaks vibes from The Prisoner. Maybe Lynch watched it

don't

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user's mum getting VERY lewd

is this from a video originally

>is this from a video
yes, dont have link though

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Honestly you think you want it but you don't. It's scary.

Hope you're good though Sophie desu~

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>mummy tells me she hates all blacks
>show her Moonman Notorious KKK
>she kicks me out
>hasn't let me in for a week
>just now realised she meant the All Blacks New Zealand rugby team

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nyce one ill have a look

go harry brown on them and post it here
robot vigilantes are what we need

Are we good people lids?

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Who is number 1?

well played lid, got a giggle out of me

I would say the average /britfeeler/ has a mean and bitter exterior but a heart of gold on the inside

I watched Madagascar yesterday and Madagascar 2 today

What am Iike

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I like to think that we're not completely terrible

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I Read ported a rule breaker so i like to think so.
*just doing my muh duty*

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>tfw want to have a wank but want to stay pure

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>YOU are number 6
>I am not a number, I AM A FREE MAN
Only 8 episodes in but I watched this simpsons parody that someone linked and a dickhead commenter spoiled the show for me. Still enjoying it though

Thing is they go around in groups of 10 minimum. And they carry machetes. But I was best mates with main gangsta boi. He was such a nice sensible lad when we were young and now he knocks around with kids. Sad really, considered hitting him up so see whats going on but after all this it seems we are too dissimilar. I'm here every night writing music, posting and getting fucked up whereas he's out robbing 14 year olds with machetes and slinging drugs or at least his associates are. He's from a well off well spoken family too and works hard in his job. What a double life.

I wanna wear my national trust shit but I don't wanna look like a cunt when I am walking to the place where I volunteer, the clothes look very involved and I'll stick out in my chav town.

I know that feel, I wear joggers and a hoody, mostly for maximum comfy secondly to not get mugged.

I watched it many years ago and don't remember much except getting annoyed that in every single episode his escape gets foiled at the last minute, I swear in one of the episodes he escapes but it turns out to be a dream or some shit. Still good though

Thinking of starting a combat sport like karate or boxing. I want something where I can spa regularly but transfer to the real world too. Any suggestions lads? I want to be a pretty hard cunt who can hold himself in a confrontation. It's time to make the change from push over to hard cunt. I have a hard cunt brain but skinny and endurance athlete.

loop this
youtube.com/watch?v=EKoRaIS4ZEs
and play this
youtube.com/watch?v=I-2erUphGuk
m sleeper/chill aid

night lids

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>stop smoking
>keep fantasising about having a fag
>remember how not nice smoking actually is, it's nice for like the first 2 puffs followed by slight regret and an inclination to finish the whole thing
>still fantasise about it

i could just throw my bacci out, sure, but i feel like that's just gonna make me crave it even harder. this was a lot easier when i could just smoke a bong or something and then be like "wow this is like smoking tobacco but it's actually enjoyable, tobacco is for retards!"

youtube.com/watch?v=C7Xv0mJkHpw is better imo senpai
that deus ex one does nothing for me

Have you given your mummy a hug recently lads?

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night night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 22

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I haven't hugged my mum for years, i do lots of things for her tho

Ioop this -----

I gave her my washing to do, that counts right

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not trying to be a dick lad but i somehow doubt you could beat them up if they had machetes. dont get me wrong, these chaves are absolute skinny fannies that would get knocked out with a punch but a machete can turn anyone into a demon and you know what they are like, if they know who you are their entire gang will make it their mission to hurt you.

Too boring and "wacky*

>Thinking of starting a combat sport

Quel un meme!

Angry boi.

yea hugged her last time I saw her
only get to see her a few times a year

>wacky
>literally just 4 notes
??????????

night doggo fren
loop song
lupus

Be seeing you!

The last episode is... 1960s

>Quel un meme!
>Angry boi

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homina homina homina

>wacky

Funny or amusing in a slightly odd or peculiar way.

Subjective lid

I like tits but those look disgusting

wasn't being mean with it just thought it was funny using the good ole switcharoo.
nighty nightu lad

Back from seeing Deadpool 2 lads

Though it was pretty good tbqh

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is it possible to buy weapons off dweb or is it all a scam?
asking for my research

Real negress hours

youtu.be/aRDYB9yjveY?t=1m6s

No. Haven't seen or spoken to her or any other family member in the last 7 months. ;_;

do either boxing, muay thai or bjj. karate is mostly shit in this country. Probably boxing and bjj is the best combination. throwing kicks in a street fight is dodgy. but honestly any of the above because its not like you're gonna be fighting bruce lee in the street, some mongy deano that has had too much to drink and thinks he is hard because he lifts weights would get destroyed by anyone experienced in either of the above.

there does seem to be a thing as too big
8 captchas just to post some tits ffs

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btw fren, brother stole my ps4 and went down my dads with it.

No ps4 for a week

Blatantly shank him up tho my don

missed you lad
not a fan of those tattoos though

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stfu you dumb boxing shill

I have bad news lad, you might be gay

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mate you kidding me?

Send Zeus after him.

fuck i love Milena

How repetitive and boring user, you been in a street fight?

>just seen my first "uploaded 12 years ago" on youtube

fucking hell lads

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>insulting someone and not presenting an argument

either bait or you're just a childish cunt

I am absolutely not kidding you. Look at this shit probably down to her knees. D's or E's are plenty