Reminder that today marks the beginning of the month of Ramadan, the day in which the archangel Gabriel gave the Prophet Mohammed the Quranic scripture atop the mountain Jabal An-Nour. So robots, make sure you eat plenty of tendies for the Iftar and show your devotion to Allah by abstaining from alcohol, tobacco, porn, and violence for the month as well as go on the fast. If you do, Inshallah, Allah will surely bless you with a gf.
Ramadan
Liam Robinson
Adam Morris
I got all that but tobacco...
The habit is a mothertrucker.
Carter Robinson
Mashallah brother!
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Oliver James
Fuck you durka durka cunt.
Charles James
I fast only because my family pressures me to. I love the pain I get in my stomach from not eating, just reminds me of how much of a worthless cunt I am.
Daniel Morgan
>the day in which the archangel Gabriel gave the Prophet Mohammed the Quranic scripture atop the mountain Jabal An-Nour.
Got any proof of that?
Liam Howard
>
The Hadith
originalsauce
Luis Rogers
I already have a gf without having to beg some moon demon for one. Once Ramadan is over, I will still have one, and you will still not. Don't place your faith in false idols, just be yourself bud. That's all it takes.
Asher Perry
Why do you consider Hadith a reliable source?
Jacob Morris
How did you get her? I'm too depressed for girls, girls get turned off by me.
Isaac Martin
Allahu snackbar you god damn sandmonkey, we worship Christ 'round these parts.
Alexander Campbell
Common interests. Join a club or group where you will have something to talk about enthusiastically with others. This will allow you to make friends and also find a gf, since enthusiasm leads to confidence. This club can include an Islamic Society if you're at university.
Asher Scott
fucking sandnigger, Ill watch double porn, finger my girl every night, drink as much beer as humanly posible and fucken choke on pork... fuck you and Deus Vult
Ayden Cruz
No user.
Sexual liberalism is not ok.
I dont care if i got a sexually liberal gf tomorrow.
We will end this once and for all.
Also allah will give me good things.
Samuel Price
Yeah a 9 year old girlfriend.
Alexander Rivera
>All these assblasted kuffars
Nathan Hill
>I dont care if i got a sexually liberal gf tomorrow.
Don't worry, you won't. Also, my gf was a virgin when we met and we've been in a committed and mutually exclusive relationship for ten years.
Matthew Thompson
>Abstaining from alcohol
You wut mate?
Juan Perez
At least I don't have sand in my ass crack from fucking donkeys, kek
Luis Carter
>assblasted kuffars
>Proud Kuffars*
go fuck a goat
Jace Torres
Bestiality is punishable by death.
Meanwhile it's legal in Canada a western country
Brody Campbell
You say gf and not your wife?
You have had sex without marriage?
Christopher Peterson
Islam shall triumph over the west inshallah
Carter Ross
Go attend a fag pride parade
Dylan Thomas
it's tomorrow here. rip. not looking forward to it
Landon Walker
I don't believe in marriage. To each their own, I can respect those with traditional values and all that, but with marriage being what it is now, why bother? It's just an expensive contract to get cucked out of your life savings and your house.
Jack Lee
>Islam shall triumph
kek, fucking barbarian
Evan Garcia
Go pray to Mecca while Ahmed prays in front of you and BRAPs in your face, kek
Austin Ramirez
Im actually antifag
Christopher Scott
>Antifag
>Believes in a religion which allows fags to prosper
Jordan Sullivan
So what are you robots eating for the Iftar? Dates and figs here, dessert after falafel and pita with lamb. Pretty comfy desu senpai
Zachary Powell
the fact that we have a cucked Pope doesn't mean that our doctrine condones fags
Jace Moore
>Do as we say not as we do
Jackson Williams
shut the fuck up nigger kike
there isn't much left till you shit nigger skins will suck on your own shit.
Jonathan White
>I don't believe in marriage
Tyler Adams
Hopefully soon brother. Inshallah!
Camden Peterson
I dont know id just have a big breakfast of eggs and turkey ham and bread and cereal and not eat for the rest of the day.
Thats how you do it right?
Dominic Wilson
Im talking from the perspective of what "I" do, so I have the right to talk for myself as a christian about what christianity says.
Nicholas Baker
Mohammed was a false profit as with every other sand nigger
Jackson Reed
I hate religion but muslims are a lot cooler than christards in my experience.
Aaron Ross
>My beliefs don't line up with those from a religion to which I do not subscribe
Imagine my shock
Easton Murphy
>Tfw no one to enjoy iftar with
Alexander Wright
>tfw spend the night wanking to femdom and trap doujins
What a great way to start my relationship with god this year
Matthew Jenkins
It's gonna be hard not thinking of traps all month.
Luke Cruz
Islam is a destructive force that kills more muslims than the goddamn missiles do.
James Smith
Islam is a cancer in the east that kills it's own people every fucking day for not being pure enough. It's as bad as the christians.
Juan Perry
> profit
Inshallahaallah ah! ah! Infidel! You are illiterate.
Easton Morgan
Britbong here, how do I get an arab gf? I see them all the time and they look so much better than the white ones. But I'm scared of talking to them cuz they wear burkas and hijabs. Am I even allowed to talk to them? How do I get Middle East gf?
Asher Brown
I'd stay away for her safety, m8. Either that or find a non-Muslim/ ex-Muslim arab gf.
Dominic Thomas
>the archangel Gabriel gave the Prophet Mohammed the Quranic scripture atop the mountain Jabal An-Nour.
Kek is this seriously what Mudslimes believe? The B-movie version of the B-movie that is Judaism?
Anthony Stewart
Hi , ramadan isnafter tommorow.
what a great and comfy month.
Great food.
Camden Green
soon brother may all of you gain Allah's favor and stay away from shirk(sin)