Did your Dad ever teach you anything?

I never knew who my father was
so nothing, I guess

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>Not touching somebody who doesn't want to be touched
>Lul wut a cuck

Holy fuck does the depth of Jow Forumss social dysfunction cut deep.

It should be edited to say "You're not chad, please don't touch me."

How not to be a loser, by being a loser.

Growing up without a dad was hard but I feel Id be way more fucked up had he raised me

no and neither did my stepdad

>No! I'm not in the mood to be touched
What a bitch

Never actually had any parents. I'll have to do my best with my son. Got no frame of reference though.

She sounds like she has autism. No matter how much I absolutely adore someone if I'm focusing on something and they try to touch me I sperg the fug out.

My dad beat my mother, and at the age of two I left and never saw him again.

That we will never really get along and so will just have to tolerate each other for the rest of his life. At least he gets on well with my sister.

His alcohol and drug use made me not want to touch the stuff

Wish he'd been there for me and been a real role model though

Taught me that you don't need a father figure to function in society.
You just can't do it that well.

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He taught me everything

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You walked out on your dad?

my friend taught me this
laughed at my handshake and said it was limp
never given a weak handshake since

Yeah. Stuff about cars. How if women are gonna act like men, you should treat them like men too. Stuff about going into the military and getting a ton of ethnic gfs you leave as soon as they get clingy.

Tbh he's not that bad once I think about it. I don't get why he married my mom though.

Taught me about drinking responsibly
Told me about the basics of stoicism (gotta just grin and bear it)
Then told me it's okay to seek help
How to ride a bike, use an axe, bait a hook, operate a boat, etc.
How to cook
Told me that I'm special and can be what I want
Told me that I'm very precious to him and he's worried about me

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If that comic doesn't scream "pussy-whipped" to you, you have to be blind or a normie.

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He taught me how not to be a father and how to completely ignore everybody you care about because you think you know everything. He also taught me that you should marry every woman you date even if it's obviously going to end in divorce, never learn from that, and end up 5 times divorced.
I fucking hate my father.

he didn't teach me much. he's a mechanic and i have the similar type of mind for fixing things, but that's about it

Yeah, he taught me that not even the people who are supposed to be there for you can be trusted to be there for you.

My dad taught me fuck all but he made sure I knew he was being a better father to my other 4 siblings.

I don't know what's worse growing up without a father or having a father who despises you for no apparant reason.

He taught me that killing yourself before becoming a wage slave is optimal,
he taught me how to work on computers before I became obsessed with them,
he taught me- oh no that's about it really.

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Doesnt matter what he taught me because I never listened

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I bet this isn't even edited lmao...

How bleak must life be when you're this onions?

The bitch who wrote this has autism. What a patronising comic.

He is a normie. He got what the authoress was trying to convey, not what she actually did. Of course, if your wife is reading maybe you should leave her alone. You should be considerate, as long as the dynamic in the relationship is of you being the man. But what it actually did convey was a bitchy wife. Normies don't see that distinction, however, as they operate on autopilot. They are fucking unrefined scum.

When your wife and the mother of your child doesnt want to be touched by you, then yes youre a fucking cuck

No, never.

He even failed to pass on his religious beliefs, so I'm an atheist today.

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I've grown up with people who legitimately have autism and they're hypersensitive to touch, valued alone time, and sometimes want to just be left alone and read. They expressed themselves bluntly but nobody took offense to it.

You have just been brainwashed by Jow Forums and see everything through the lens of cuckold pornography. You can absolutely be in a happy relationship and be expected to give somebody else some personal space.

yeah he taught me alchohol is an excuse to be an asshole

he taught me that blacks are of the devil

he taught me that you can't save everyone and not to trust him or men like him.

I learned from my dad that if you were born in the 60s you could stay in the same job you got at 16 until retirement at 55 and get a 7 figure pension. And multiple mortgage free properties.

Fuckin boomers man

Still, he's the chillest motherfucker on the planet right now. Pub most nights, plays instruments on open mic nights, lights bonfires on his land for the fuck of it.

8/10 childhood, would get raised again

He was right.

He was also right

Yes, he served has a my predominant role model for what to do, and what not to do. He was intelligent and an all around standup guy, but too damn nice for his own good.

If u wanna get somewhere, u gotta aim higher.

>open mic nights

Such a boomer thing.

>He was also right
these are my observations of his shitty self. i doubt he has the ability to say something that self referential let alone the ability or desire to impart wisdom on someone else.

He tried to teach me how to drive, but he simply hadn't the patience to do it

He didn't really teach me anything, just encouraged anything I tell him I'm doing, or planning on doing. Great guy; hard working, wise, versatile. He's the strong, silent type, but he would go out of his way to make his family happy.

It's a shame that age is catching up to him and he cannot do the things he could do, when he was younger. It started with having a herniated disc, which he didn't bother seeking treatment for, for two years, since he's a stubborn guy and doesn't have insurance. Then he go a hernia on his stomach and had to wear a colostomy bag, for several months, which he hated. This year, he needed to have surgery on his shoulder, this Friday, and his Achilles tendon snapped the week before. He's going to need a lot of rest and he does not want that; he wants to be outside, working in his shop. I'm feeling really bad for him; the greatest man I've ever met starts having physical problems after working so hard for 30 years.

Why marry someone whos like that?

Holy fuck, too close user

That kinda sums up my dad in some cases. But he did teach me a lot about women, being a Chad himself.

>my dad was left by my mom for someone that left her
>my biological dad was some dude down the street

They taught me that women are not to be respected and I don't even say happy mother's day to that idiot anymore.

What? Is this another one of those cringey tumblr feminist comics?

At least he reached you something. In my case he was just a provider. At least my mother is a good one

Teached*
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>warning your wife about hugging her from behind
Beta incarnate, and his relationship probably has no fire, no passion, and no intimacy. How fucking beta do you have to be that your own wife doesn't want to be hugged by you?

Yeah, he taught me to not trust strangers, the government, women, friends, family, the educational system or even him.

>user, why are you a friendless, virgin, shut-in, academic loser who never talks to me?? Get your shit together!

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he taught me not make my problems into his problems. i'm pretty independent and good at doing that now as a result.

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Not him but they sound better than most of these normalfags I see at this stupid fucking uni I'm enrolled in.

It fucking pisses me off that my dad didn't teach me shit until long after it was useful.

He didn't teach me how to fight, stand up for myself, or even that when you piss at a urinal you only unzip and stick your dick out, as opposed to pulling my pants all the way down for most of my childhood. He was absent most of my childhood due to being in the army, and my mother has always been a bitch who has driven me near death multiple times. He's been a decent role model and I had no idea of how poorly he raised me until looking back on it now. He never played a man and got pushed around by his bitch of a wife, and still every now and then when I visit home he says he wishes he divorced her ass. He still won't because she'll take all his shit, but that's his sin to live with, not mine. My father was my hero as a kid, and if I had him home as much as he was in my last years of high school, I would have realized he's a binge drinking do nothing who spends 12 hours a day at work to stay away from his wife and the mother who ruined my life.

>as opposed to pulling my pants all the way down for most of my childhood.
feels good, man

lol I had to learn that the hard way. When you come out of your shell, that's when the real torment begins.

Social cues don't work the same when you're a kid. Same with learning how to stick up for myself. He could have made a difference and fucking didn't.

>tfw dad is a fucking beta except when he yelled at me for homework as a kid
I love that man but fuck he was shit at making me a man

It's a valuable lesson but it fucked me up. Ironically, it's fucked me up when I tried to be edgy and disregard it as much as it has when I followed it to the logical extremes.

I'm back to following it to the logical extremes now.

My mom and stepdad were the opposite. I HAD to make friends. Whenever I tried I would get bullied, even as an adult. I moved out and now I get to be myself.

He taught me how to play baseball and how people will always expect more from me because of his public reputation. Also to think for myself which is kind of ironic because he always told me how to act around people

>It's OK to be manipulated, as long as you know that you're being manipulated
>Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
>You can do ANYthing you want, but you can't do EVERYthing you want.

These are my 3 favorite quotes but he taught me pretty much everything, not that I listened.

Autism is not normal and it's definitely not the standard

Taught me through his own negative example not to fall for every get-rich-quick scheme of the month

>>Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
explain pls

It's a rebuttal to people who try to see Freudian implications and subliminal sexist messaging in everything

kinda what i figured, but i just wanted to be sure. i'll remember this one

no
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Your dad sounds like a pussy

My dad taught me lots of fun things!
>Kicking your son out for pursuing fitness is a good idea
>Remember that dogs are more important than your spouse
>Spanking and pulling your wife's hair in front of your children teaches them how to please women
>Just because you don't ever cry, doesn't mean you can't still be an omega bitch deep down
>Low on money? Buy another Porsche, except this time label it as an 'investment'
>Doctors will literally kill you in the ER, never fix yourself, never get surgery
>...Unless it's your dogs because yeah vets won't kill them it just costs $5,000
>Putting your finger to your lips and shushing a person while in an argument means you win
>Wearing the same exact shirt every day makes total sense and does not present you as a slob
>Actually holding lifelong grudges with your own offspring and refusing to even speak to them strengthens the family unit
>The wife should always be the breadwinner, so the husband can sit and complain about his gout and hernia
>You can get ripped just by doing push-ups and eating McDonald's and nothing else
>You should never ever apologize to your family for yelling at them because they deserved to be verbally assaulted each time it's ok you did nothing wrong they are bad you are good they are dumb you are smart keep yelling at them threaten divorce threaten to hurt them break their wrist throw the monitor at your wife throw your son on the car scream at him for trying to break up the 15th argument between you and mom this week its okay you're fine they'll always love you unconditionally even though you're the biggest liability in the hoFUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUDCKUDUXKYOUDDUFUCK YOU

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He taught me that having a family is a massive burden and that he would be better off if things had gone his way.

Because you want your wife to fuck off and leave you alone occasionally?

holy shit these comics are ass

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My dad had a really shitty upbringing, he grew up in detroit when it was bad, had an abusive alcoholic father, had two kids while working and going to school, had a chance to enter the MLB but wanted to stay with my mom, he always told me that "you can achieve ANYTHING in this country if you work hard enough, nothing else matters"

I remember picking up the term "coloured folks" from him at the age of 6. I don't really remember much about his life lessons sadly, I just know he was crazy.

where is the joke?
i cant find it

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>A rabbi
Hmmmmmm...

i hope this guy doesnt make a living solely off these comics
that would be disappointing

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truly amazin stuff

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Hard to believe this guy actually had his "comics" released in book form and people actually bought that shit

"wait. seriously?"
racists btfo with 2 words

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>hey honey I love you
>fuck off i want to read a book
>ok i'm backing off now
>gosh we are just so in love!!!!
I think you might have mental health issues.

I went to the site and found this, it's kinda cute when you completely divorce it from reality.

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I h8 retards who misuse the word badass like that, it really ruined the word for me. It used to be some cool guy who has a scar and destroyed an entire army single-handedly, but now any cuck is a
>le badass xd

here's how much he's making

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He taught me to have abandonment issues when he walked out on me as a baby.

I guess there's a modest living to be made in being a manufacturer of pure cringe.

No, my dad killed himself when I was 6. He was schizophrenic.

This can't be serious

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Shhhh wagie

no talkie until I am finished

*sluurrrrrp*

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>$17,316/yr
This is less than minimum wage