Tfw you remember something dangerous you did as a kid

you gotta man up my man. become the chad you always wanted to be

>that time me and a friend ran across a busy road and almost got hit by a truck

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user, I.... I know this feel...

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I think most boys have memories of recklessly playing in the streets
>tfw the me and the gang played frogger on a bridge

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>about 12 years old
>riding bikes with friends
>we ride on the footpath
>see my friends have stopped just ahead
>don't slow down so i can overtake them
>guy reversing out of his driveway slams the brakes just before he hits me
watch out for cars kids

>its the 3rd grade
>I just got a scooter for my birthday
>There is a big hill by my house
>I go down that hill with my scooter every day
>Get told not to do it because I could get hurt
>One day a park is backing up too quickly, and i barely manage to not get hit
>Front wheel goes into a pothole and i eat shit face first.
>tfw i couldve gotten hit if i hadn't slowed down
>tfw the damage could've been worse than just busting my chin open

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>grade six
>chillin with friend in the back of a scrapyard
>spot shipping container
>decide we're gonna climb the fucker
>get on
>owner shows up
>fucking jump off the shipping container into a bag of compacted dirt
>break ankle
>still bolting ass
>hop a fucking fence with the broken ankle
>haul ass through yard onto street
>limp home

>tfw you remember those times you almost killed your little brother by accident

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>be 13/14
>tfw played truth or dare with my play cousin
>almost stuck my penor inside her, but couldn't find the hole

I most definitely would have nutted in her.

She has like 3 kids of her own, now, which isn't really surprising at all, desu.

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>tfw did the fork socket shit as a kid
that shit fucking hurt, but i'm alive i guess

>me and brother screwing around in moms parked car
>somehow accidentally lock myself in the trunk
Good thing mother saved me 30 minutes later

>8th grade
>waiting for math class to start
>me and friend decide to wrassle for funsies while the teacher is away
>he gets me in a headlock
>we both trip forward
>nearly catch my eye on the corner of the teacher's desk, but manage to duck my head in time to avoid it

>with two other kids during the winter
>they were standing on the frozen river (extremely shallow) below the bridge I was standing on
>for some reason I don't remember I was throwing rocks down breaking the ice and they were arguing about something
>grab this rock about half the size of a basketball
>drop it without looking where it would be going
>probably a foot away from caving in one of the kids heads
>just a little bit over and I could've killed someone

Did this but with a key.

It must have been some low-conductivity metal or something cause all I felt was a slight tingle. But goddamn could I have killed myself easily. It retroactively scares me to this day.

not super dangerous but just retarded
>be 7 years old
>big brother asks me to play a game with him
>he tells me to spray our hose into the road
>a convertible drives by
>dude gets sprayed
>faggot brother runs off and hides while i get yelled at

>that time my older brother and I were starting fires in unoccupied military fires and one went out of control.
>I realized a fire might burn the woke thing down so I went back into the smoke filled room and stomped that shit out.

Military housing*

>10 years old
>Loved to burn things
>Buy new action figure
>Burn the twist-ties holding the figure in the box
>Molten plastic lands on my hand
>Still have the scar

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Did an even dumber variation of this.
Placed my finger between the two holes of the wall socket and plugged my nightstand lamp to it.
My whole arm was shaking, but I managed to remove the plug with the other.
The worst part was that I knew I would get electrocuted, but my dumbass didn't care.

I somehow fell into a pool before I was old enough to know how to swim. The pool was blue and the sky was really clear, it's like I was falling backwards. Between the blue and having my ribs destroyed during cpr there was nothing. Just darkness.
That's my earliest memory. It's like I didn't exist before that blue surrounded me. Pisses me off. Why didn't I get to see angels and shit like other people who had something happen?

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Jesus, user. Okay look.
>be 10
>lil' bro playing in backyard
>pick up a fucking red clay brick
>I repeat: a fucking red clay brick
>yell: Hey, (lil bro's name)! Look at this!
>toss the fucking brick into the air with wreckless abandon
>not looking (thank god)
>brick crashes down on top of his head
>you heard us right.holy fucking shit
>he's ok
>nothing broken or concussed
>just a knot the size of a fucking golf ball on his poor little cranium
>still get chills to this day thinking about the time I almost turn my bro's head into an omlet

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did this with coins, but I honestly dont remember if I got shocked or not

holy fuck user, what the hell were you thinking. I would get nightmares about this

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>held onto the back of friends pickup on my skateboard
the only thing that saved me was the gutters being absolutely full of leaves
my side had a nice array of scrapes and my palms were a little road cherry'd but it could've been way worse

I wasn't thinking, user. I was busy being a 10 year old sperg.

Reminds me of something.

>School had huge, old, heavy metal teeter totters
>One swung down on a classmate's head and partially scalped him

I saw a good amount of skull. He kept touching it and looking at the blood on his fingers with wide eyes like he couldn't figure out what was wrong with his hair until a teacher held his hands to stop him

>almost
>couldn't find the hole
please elaborate

>when you put your little brother in the dryer and turned it on

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>that time I threw a bunch of batteries into a campfire when no one was looking

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>playing with garden shears
>slice pad off my ring finger
>chunk of flesh hanging on
>wrap it with a napkin and dont tell anyone
>actually heals nicely, reattaches itself, no infection

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>That time I proceed with installing a new game without closing all other programs

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>Be me
>Be in kindergarten
>slip on a carpet and hit my head on a file David's corner
>It went beside my eye, I'm lucky I'm not blind in one eye
>I only disliked it because of extreme boredom in the hospital
>mfw I'll always be different from the normalfags in terms of the scar

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I fuckin g hate kindle autocorrect

I wasn't a kid, but I was like 17

>Park my car, take keys out of the ignition
>Holding onto keys with my hand
>While getting out of the car, I some how hit my hand with my knee, hitting it up towards my face
>In the exact moment I'm bending my head down so I can get out
>Key hits me a MILLIMETER underneath my eye, literally hits the area right underneath your eye socket
>Sit in my car freaking the fuck out that I almost blinded myself

>at friends house
>we go on the trampoline cause we are bored
>jump around for like 10 mins
>fren hits me with a fat ass double bounce
>start flipping backward
>land square on my head and my neck takes all the impact
still don't understand how I only sprained my neck that day

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downloading all sorts of things from download.com

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Almost drowned in a swimming pool, couldn't swim. Still remember the view from under water.

>A couple of months ago
>Working at the rock climbing facility
>A kid under my responsability accidentaly unlock the carabiner while halfway of the wall
>I save the situation before something happen so I'm not on the news

>trying to fix ps3
>dont have proprietary screwdriver
>try to melt toothbrush into screw so it can harden and i can open it
>drip onto forearm

how fucking fragile do you think an eye is faggot?

Nice daydontcare you went to.

>daydontcare
fookin kek

>scooter
kill yourself

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>the entire front of my body dangling down a cliff to get a better view
>screwed around near another cliff face with a friend and we both almost fell
>climbing around on steep hills all day every day
>almost got hit by a truck because i wasn't looking
>almost drowned, twice, because i kept balancing across water before i could swim
>walking through unsafe marshland
>walking on thin ice
>walking around in the pitch black forest in the middle of the night
>sneaking around spooky seemingly abandoned buildings
>grab an exposed electrical thing (i don't even remember exactly what it was) and feel the power surge through me

What the FUCK was my younger self's problem?

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i once drank an entire glass full of red cleaning
product, was good. probs why im not that smart now.

tfw you forgot a lot of it and how shocked you are when you're mum brings up stuff from childhood, teen

>saw go karts as a kid
>wanted to make my own
>get a shopping cart and took it home
>take cushion and padded it outside the cart
>put pillows inside and make a steering wheel out of a tree branch
>ready to test it out
>went downhill at a park
>the cart hit a rock and it flips me
>almost break my neck
>LOL DUDE LETS GO AGAIN

I was in 4th grade.

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i had a crane climbing phase from around 18yo i guess not a kid then

I remember cutting myself in front of my mom when I was around 4, trying to prove that it won't kill me. How I wish I was wrong.

>tfw you remeber something cringy you did in your teenage years

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>Be me 6yo or so
>walking around with a lit up torch
>my 3yo cousin following me
>didn't know that
>do 180, torch goes into his face
Hopefully nothing serious.

>before i could swim
what? are you retarded? swimming is a natural human ability

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Not exactly dangerous for me but
>be 15 or so
>visiting friends of my mom
>she has a daughter 10 years old
>she and I play outside of house
>I ride the skateboard she plays with her bike
>mom and her friend inside of house
>while riding around see old man talking to 10 year old girl and trying to hold her hand
>skate as fast as possible to her, grab her and go into the house with her
>play Playstation with her
I never mentioned it to our parents and I wasn't even aware of the consequences or that that might have been a pedo.

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>what are swimming lessons?

I did that one time when I was about ten and at a party with my parents. People left their Bic lighters laying around, so I pocketed about ten of them then threw them all in the fire pit at once.

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>mom would freak out if I crossed the street in front of our house
>street is set up in such a way that the only people who drive through it live there
>never even once seen a car when I was crossing

>10 or so
>get Walmart brand air soft pistol for Christmas, ostensibly from my 7 year old brother
>playing around, shooting it in the house
>parents are in other room
>cock gun
>remove magazine
>put gun directly to brothers forehead
>pull trigger
>I still remember the shrieking and crying to this day, absolutely haunting

I learned a valuable lesson about how fire arms work that Christmas

> 9 yrs old almost tripped and fell on the top of a big waterfall
>My dad said i almost suffocated to death on my sheets as a baby(My cousin who has the same name as mine died like this)
> 7-8 yrs old Almost fell into a fence spiked top while playing with friends in the second floor balcony

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Yea,being friends with you!

>plot twist
>you werent smart to begin with

>like 6-7
>staying round cousins
>wake up in the middle of the night
>really fancy cousin bout 11 i think
>go over to her bed
>ninjamode
>lick her pusy
>go back to bed
it still haunts me that i did this, if it had gone wrong, my robot life would have begun there and not 8 years later

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>12-13 i think.
>Going Alpine skiing with friend
>Decide to ski in a forest slope
>Slip and almost fall down a cliff to my death only being saved by landing with my legs between a tree or a rock or something

It was all so fast I didn't really register what was going on, but man I could have died

Instead you're a chad now because you touched a vagina. Get the fuck out

Used to skate board and long board in the busy ass city regularly, going fast as fuck, with my friends and I was the least experienced. I guess I just didn't give a fuck if I died or not, there was definitely something wrong with us for doing that shit. I dont even remember being scared at all

they are things to make you swim faster, just like running lessons

>about 7-8
>me and sister decide to race down a hill
>fast af for a child (from what i remember)
>sister too
>sister right side, me on the left
>sister slowly getting close to me
>take a sharp left to get away
>slam a wall
>pants get stuck in bikes chair
>probably would have flown to mars if not
>got off scratchless
rip pants

>be 5 year old sperg
>brother taking a bath
>decide to take hairdryer and throw it in there
>parents are in the room and they stop me
If they hadn't been there i would have done it.

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>not using Shucko socket
Serves the amerimutts right

>Be me, 6
>Be in kindergarten
>Class activity was to make jelly then to eat it afterwards.
>it was those really shitty instant jelly cubes that you mix with water to make jelly.
>We had to take turns in splitting up the cubes and putting them all into a bowl.
>Whilst i wait for my turn i get an idea of ' playing with my dick '
>whips fucking 6 year old dick out in the middle of class.
>decided that this hasn't gone far enough .
>peel back my foreskin revealing even more.
>moist.gif
>gets index finger and puts it on dick then closes foreskin.
>wiggle my finger around making sure to get all of my ' scent ' on it.
>retract my finger and put dick away.
>puts finger directly under my nose.
>exhale fully .
>sniff the shit out of my finger.
>doesn't smell to bad actually .
>act like nothing happened .

Yep, you belong here forever

I never pulled back the skin until a lot later (as far as I remember), maybe like age 10 or something. I was kind of amazed by the colour of it, the purply greyness.

>parents go to my brothers martial arts thing
>have to go to
>a friend also has a brother of the same age and is in the same situation
>waiting in a hallway alone together outside the gym
>I want to show him the bit of my penis I've discovered
>Start getting it out a bit
>Want to show him what happens when you pull it open too (look down urethra)
>Whenever about to fully get my penis out some ballet teacher comes out from the other room
>She keeps scowling at us
>Always wonder if she could hear what we were saying

>flat out payed a girl to be my gf aged 11

she said no

Dared my friend to ride his bike off my roof. He did it and landed it but then almost crashed into my fence

I feel so bad for all of the times I kicked a soccer ball at my little sister, tripped her while she was running, chucked shit at her. I thought it was funny when I was a kid but I feel so much remorse now.

>have dining table by the fireplace
>swinging on my chair waiting for food
>fall straight backwards and land my head in the fucking fire
>but dad leaps out of his seat and throws me out of there within seconds
>no wounds

To this day I have no idea how I wasn't burnt at all, I had long hair at the time so I thought it would've set on fire

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>lived in an area surrounded by woodland as a kid
>spent most of my time dicking around in the woods
>used to climb trees and see how far up i could climb
got plenty of injuries from falling, but somehow never got awfully hurt.

>Wander around a strange neighborhood as a 4 year old
>Smash flourescent lights on a soccer goalpost on a windy day
>Nearly get ran over 4 times
>Go into a random man's car as a twinky 15 year old because he wants me to show him around town
>Let my black friends know about the cool nigger word I just found out about
How am I not dead and buried under some guy's basement.

>2 years old
>ride my bike to baskin robbins without parents knowing and without money
>get half a mile away and waiting at street light for walk sign
>some old lady asks me where my parents are
> dont remember what happened next
mfw no free baskin robbins

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>dont remember what happened next
Repressed memories

>poured bleach in my sister's mouth

>ran across road at 3 and got hit by a fucking car
>jumped trains at 10
>took a kids mom's sleeping pills to prove I wouldn't fall asleep at 12
>burnt down an abandoned factory when I was 14
>laughed in the face of an adult who was choking me at 14
>got a speeding ticket when I should have gone to jail for driving drunk at 17
>very heavy alcohol poisoning at 19

Im 27 now and realizing the fun in my life ended a long time ago.

>have an above ground pool
>swimming in there with my little brother
>huge lightning storm going on
>we have a floaty thing and pretend we're on a ship in a stormy sea
>sudden flash lights up the whole visible area, everything goes white
>lightning strike might've landed just a few feet from the pool
>we slowly realize how stupid it is and get the fug out of the water

Stamped an NSDAP flag on a mosque when I was 16 or 17. Had I been caught, I would have been in a world of shit. Several papers wrote about it.

>me 7 years old
>shooting hoops on the neighborhood basketball goal
>it's extremely old, notches are rusted
>I see that it's starting to bend
>dumbass me grabs a fair sized rock
>proceed to hit the creased spot to see how much I can bend it
>the hoop and backboard are continuously bending lower
>one final hit
>ohfuck.jpeg
>the rod snaps
>the end of the snapped rod closest to the backboard (yielding the most weight) falls directly on top of my head
>people hear my screams, rush over to help
>they bring me to my mom
>mom gives me an ice pack
>I'm better in a few hours, pain eventually goes away

To this day I'm still surprised I didn't get brain damage or worse.

>go to school in northwest
>see message on Jow Forums
>"don't go to school tomorrow if you're in northwest"
>don't go to school tomorrow
>live

please elaborate, how did it come to almost fucking?

smart lad, very smart lad, bravo!

>To this day I'm still surprised I didn't get brain damage or worse.

You are braindamaged,phil.Youre mom just payed everyone 15 bucks to not bring it up.

>driving along busy highway with my mom
>i was maybe 5-6 years old, in my carseat
>for some reason, my stupid ass mom strapped my seat into the leftmost back seat instead of the center seat in the back
>i guess she didn't close the door properly, so as we're driving the car door swings open
>mom starts screaming at me to shut the door, thinks I opened it to be an asshole even though I never even touched the door
>forces me to lean out and reach for the door handle
>my car seat is leaning precariously to the side, very well could have slipped out and died
>finally pulls the car over and shuts the door after screaming at me and forcing me to try and grab the door for ~5 minutes
>whenever I try to bring this up to her she refuses to talk about it and pretends that I'm making it all up

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>that time I ate washing powder as a kid and never told anyone about it

At least I now I know what poison tastes like. I think they intentionally make it taste like ultra bitter version of already bitter soap.