>"user, why are you wearing your shirt on the beach? take it off please, I don't like shy guys"
what would you do?
"user, why are you wearing your shirt on the beach? take it off please, I don't like shy guys"
Jaxon Reyes
Jordan Davis
why are you showing your but-thole in public?
Justin Russell
I wouldn't wear a shirt on the beach in the first place.
I also wouldn't be in a conversation with a female I don't know.
Charles King
I don't care, I'd prefer to be as unappealing as possible to you so you leave me alone.
Austin Martinez
>not being that guy who came to the beach in a speedo
Evan Edwards
>I don't like shy guys
s-sorry. i'll go walk out into the ocean
Jose Martin
I-i don't want to get sunburn
Christopher Collins
Shut the fuck up and get away from my shade, hand.
James Lee
I dont care, I aint getting melanoma.
Aaron Long
>"y-y-you too."
>bury myself headfirst into the nearest moving vehicle's front bumper
Jace James
>"user, why are you wearing your shirt on the beach?
W..what? Sorry hun I was dozing off, what did you say? Take a shit on the bitch? Well if you insist.....
>*pulls down swimmers*
>"NO STOP! I SAID TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!"
>"Sorry hun, too late"
>*Violently shits all over bitch"
>"ewww that's disgusting"
WWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FEEEL THE POWER BITCH
>"STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHA
Jack Baker
O-no-onon-onono-oAAHAHHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
William Jenkins
Double standards. The lad behind her is wearing a shirt.
Adam Smith
Why the fuck do you keep making this thread?
Juan Scott
People keep bumping it for some reason.
William Nelson
That juxtaposition kek
Gavin Smith
Take off shirt, show her my glistening otter mode body, watch her lick my bellybutton, abs, and nipples.
Chase Ward
Disembowel yourself with a wooden cooking spoon
Tyler Brown
checkin those dubs, also underrated
Benjamin Rogers
>takes shirt off
>gets erection
>lays ontop of her so that our bellies are touching
>cums in shorts
Parker Roberts
no thanks i have 2 big zits right next to my belly button i'm okay
Liam Johnson
>sticks finger in her belly button
Jaxson Nguyen
2 zits? Aww i wish i had that. Instead i have bacne that isnt the worst case ever but enough to ruin my confidence
Eli Wright
Fuck I still remember when I learned that speedo's weren't the norm.
Kayden Wright
Not being with a gf on a beach. Well not having a gf ever.
Benjamin Torres
nothing since i'd never go to a beach because of my gyno