Why do women keep fucking their dogs?

Are doggo vaginas even large enough for the average human penis?

What was his name?
Tell me please user.

Dogs are the latest accessory, it's "cool and adult" to be a dog-mom. Dollars to donuts half these Stacies will toss out Fido when the baby comes

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I got about half way in my bigger dog (80lb) with some lube, so on average, no

anal next time

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K buddy tell me what does it feel like?

Thinking about all the Chad's getting cucked by dogs
Hilarious.

Do you really need to ask?

yes, yes, original or something.

A tight, almost too tight hole. It was warmish but too uncomfortable to enjoy. I did cum but not from thrusting. I sort of rubbed the base of my shaft, which felt good

Honestly less disturbing then blacked

That means mare pussy is the ideal choice.

Have to agree. At least dogs can be trained.

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Probably. I dont have the money for a horse, sadly. I want one, for reasons other than fucking it, but that is a bonus

They are time consuming and difficult to keep compared to regular pets.
You have to clean them all the fucking time too.

And won't leave her with a nigglet.

Time isnt much of an issue, but experience is. I had never done anything with them. I want to do calvary shooting but obviously have to learn to ride one first

Not the guy you're replying to but his name was Common Filth

Takes years it's not like a fucking bicycle. They react and you have to communicate with them even while riding.

Still using her eggs though, dogs and humans are close enough to fertilize one another. Same with horses.

>Note, fertilize, not impregnate which is obviously impossible

>dogs and humans are close enough to fertilize one another. Same with horses.

Well, that's interesting.

I'd like to see proof of such claim.

I'm black and would honestly like this more. I'd rather see anything than a human guy fucking a woman. I can't wait until they force green screen suits on guys and just make it so all women are being fucked by ghosts.

When it is a larger dog and it has had puppies at least once it fits quite ok. The best is to have a great dane. They are large to begin with and you can fit inside even when y
our member is on above average side. The 3 danes i have been with could all take most of my 8 inches inside. The best part is when you can make them climax with you then they squeeze down on you in the best way ever.

Wait don't they bite you for trying it?

Lmfao dafuq am I seeing here itt user?

Imagine being a woman. You are attracted to utility. It doesn't matter where you get this utility from, as long as you have it. You may get emotional support from your gay friend and money from your parents, but one day you decide you're really horny. You need sexual utility. Buying a dildo may make others think less of you, but... you see rover's big black dog cock danging down beside you.

hooktube.com/watch?v=W4fx7gE2pGg

Already posted it in the hooktube video.

We can be trained

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Well that is the thing they are big animals and will not just let you hurt them and they will let you know when they dont like it. It takes time to make them trust you and to actually let you inside. Obviously you cant just go and stick it in and expect them to take it. Being gentle is a must.

Okay thanks for the tips will try it out for sure.

You can't fuck like this.
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This is actually a poignant picture. The girl looks college aged, and the dog looks pretty old. I imagine that this is her childhood dog. Some day she'll come home for the weekend, and the dog won't be there to greet her anymore.

Of course, in this place all anyone can see is the dog fucking meme...

guess his schizophrenia got to be too much for him huh

>rover's big black dog cock danging down beside you.
No. That's not how it works.
Dog dicks are red and don't dangle, also even the most sensitive virgin robot lasts longer than a dog. The only reason why women would fuck dogs is the degradation aspect, which is why Blacked is a thing too.

Id like to see proof of that.

But a woman "uses" an egg every month. So no loss.

They're basically like men who respect their partners.

>Women fuck their dogs
>Women fuck their horses
>There was even that chick who fucked a raccoon
>Some of them are 9/10 even
>They would literally rather fuck a beastly inhuman animal of another species
>than
>you

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I highly recommend kemono for essential Couple
I guy gets cucked by his dog. Wish there was more desu.

Probably because they're better than men.
>always super excited you're home
>snuggle in bed with you
>show unconditional love
>won't cheat on you
>don't care if you get older

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is zoophiliaposting the new trapposting

i can original live with that

>>There was even that chick who fucked a raccoon
holy shit do you have a source for this?

i'd rather have interracial cuck posting and trap posting than zoophilia and scat posting

Not on hand but she took pics and everything. She was a smoking hot blonde. She'd post stories about it somewhere at an amateur sight and there were screencaps of it.

Good luck user

user, no. Don't add to your already existing degeneration.

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My dog's girlfriend is another good hentai about a guy losing his girlfriend to his dog. She throws up from disgust at first but falls for it completely by the start of the knotting.

Welcome to the 21st century.
Enjoy it.

Trips delivered as always. You can't compete with Fido.

Pfffft incels can't be picky. This is what you got now. Take it or leave it.

>Thinks BLACKED is a degradation type of porn
I swear you faggots are retarded

Hot damn that is pretty fucking hot.

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It doesn't take years to learn to ride lmao, I bet he could be doing some pretty advanced stuff in a few months. Obviously not crazy shit, but he could take his horse out and be able to get it to do most things. I rode a horse for the first time a few months back and I could control where he was going, his speed, and was confident we had a connection in 30 minutes

It is. Its the reason why many porn stars won't do black scenes unless they get paid more.

How can "real" men even fucking compete

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all of you are going to hell

Growing up rural, all the guys in 4H fucked pony mares or goats or sheep. It was the sort of thing that you all laughed about and then kind of had this knowing nod. If no one told me that fucking sweet pink mare pussy was wrong, I would have thought everyone did it.

Danes are the best, fellow fortunecookie user. Keep up the good work.

Men keep fucking their animals too, for what it's worth.

It's just standard biology. There's a threshhold where if the animals are X% genetically similar enough, then the sperm and egg can recognize each other. That's not saying that they can reproduce, all it means is that the sperm can fertilize the egg and create a zygote. Now this zygote will never implant in the uterus so pregnancy will never occur but depending on how genetically close the animals are, a few cell divisions may occur before the zygote fails. Something (usually chromosome # differences) will cause it to fail but how close the animals are is how many divisions could happen before it fails.

So yeah, never reproducing or pregnancy, but there's a range of animals for humans where if you fuck or get fucked by them, you could end up with eggs getting fertliized and a cross-species hybrid zygote, potentially even a developing one, before being rejected. Dogs and horses are in this range, as are a good amount of mammals.

>tl;dr pregnancy will not occur but sperm can still fuse with egg

Thy do not fuck their dogs. Most are disgusted by it.There is a very very small minority that do probably because of the taboo and potential money. Then there is another small minority that is probably forced into it (mostly slavs) to meet the demand for beastiality porn. It seems far more guys are into beastiality than women.

>thread about women and beastiality
>Only people here who have engaged in it are men
Makes ya think

>They do not
by it. There
Fixed my grammar The 4H and FFA kids always seemed like the type to get fucked or to fuck horses

It's not because they value dogs over humans or anything. It actually has nothing to do with the performance of humans. It's because dogs have different dicks (dicks that work almost like a buttplug.)

Also, they cum from the moment they're hard. No big build up to one burst, just steady, eager, spurting until you're overflowing.

Nah I've seen pretty long 30-40 seconds of rough fuckings and women screaming on top of their lungs.
You just gotta envy women, they can get a guy to fuck them anytime. Get a dildo without stigma. Even cum with their dog.
Women do nothing but dance around sex all their life.

Men can buy a fleshlight without stigma. There is a huge market for all different kinds of sleeves and brand and toys. Plus, this thread is full of guys who cum IN their dogs, apparently.

So you got a masturbator okay buddy.
Now go on tinder and try to get laid wihin 36hrs of joining.
Or to a bar alone.
Tell people you are a virgin
>girl gets praised
>guy gets laughed out of the room even if he's 16
We don't play by the same rules in the dating market.

A classic cannibal cupakes.
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>Grabbing behind the knot without touching the flesh

That's how you do it. This girl knows the dance.

No, they want to fuck dogs over low status males.
Robots are even lower than dogs in their mind.

Okay how about this one faggit?
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Quality. Thank you, /r9knot/.

It's over for all of you incels of Jow Forums

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Where are the fem-anons talking about times they got knotted?

They are busy with getting doggie dick right now.

I can tell you about the times I've gotten my boypussy knotted, if you want, user! :-)

If that's what women want, I can just piss real hard in a vagina

because they are bitches and the know it