Hey man I heard you're good with computers...

Hey man I heard you're good with computers. Can you download Game of Thrones and Stranger Things for me and put it on here? Thanks.

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>copy botnetautolaunch.exe F:\
You're welcome.

Do it and just load it full of gay porno.

Make them gay user. It will work

there's nothing wrong doing a favor for someone whom you'd be asking a favor as well in the future
it's called building relationships/networking

>gives you a 2GB flash drive

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god stranger things is such a fucking gay name

I did something like that before but did a bit of a change. When characters were talking but their mouths weren't directly visible I'd make my own audio and have them say stuff like "Would you care to lick the drippings from my arse?".

i fucking hate all those gay big time popular tv shows everyone watches and talks about

>tfw everyone at work always talks about Stranger Things, Game of Thrones, Black Mirror and shit like that

I just want someone to talk about my chinese cartoons with.

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Most people I work with don't even know that's a thing they all just use that fire stick thing and think they're super hackers.

tfw I don't watch any of these but I don't want to admit I watch Chinese cartoons so I'm left with being unable to explain how I spend most my spare time

Change the res to something really tiny.

They know how you spend your time, user. When someone asks if you watch Game of Normies, they're really asking if you're a creepy virgin.

>do nothing but play Japanese video games
>can't talk about them in any polite context
>have to just say all of my time at the computer is "programming"
Admittedly, I know how to do that, but it makes genuine conversations difficult.

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>known as the computer autist in class
>teacher pc breaks, everyone calls you out to fix it
>computer is legit somehow broken but you can't do anything because no physical access to it or admin rights
>class finds it hilarious for some fucking reason, look at me weird and call shit for me to respond to

why did normies always do this

I saw someone upload the truman show in like two megabites once on 8 chan.

Looked like it could be played on an 8 bit computer.

Because they think you're only pretending to be smart and they are afraid they're dumb.

yup nailed it

Are they really that low? Why would you kick a man who's already on the floor so to speak? I didn't even really exist in their social hierarchy, I always kept myself out of everything

>they give you a blank CD

It's jealously and confusion. The normalfag hates those who do not conform.

Yeah makes sense.. they only want the same kind of individualism I suppose

>hey can you download call of duty for me? Here's a 58kb usb mouse drive covered in electrical tape

>stranger things
>the normie doesnt have netflix

who is really handing you this drive user

>parents ask for tech support
>not even good with computers despite spending all day on one
>have no idea what i'm doing

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>no, but you can yourself on rarbg and with qbittorrent
Wow, so hard. If they ask you for more help just say use those sites.

>making yourself obsolete
fucking retard

>obsolete

How? Is Elon Musk obsolete because he won't help people with their math homework?

Wtf , here in eastern Europe when we get a computer first thing we learn is to pirate shit .

If people want something from you and put their trust in you for it then don't remove yourself, you are an asset to them. This is how you end up making money.

>hey Warren Buffet, can you clean my toilets? No, it's a waste of your time? We you just lost a sale!

>implying you have an actual job or money if you're posting here

I have 3 jobs.

lol ok kid

What does it do user?
Originally