/britfeel/

having a gf is bretty great guys
you should try it

Some homeless fella is having a big old hit on his crack pipe right out side mine lads

youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc

lol

You know what's better? a bf

fancy a bit of crack ngl

Thats a nice idea, you're a good egg lad

Ooooffff love this one, very good post. Thanks lad

>looking for a new flatshare cause this fucking chink motherfucker cant be assed to pay 10 pounds extra to go from 10mbps internet to 45 on a fucking 3 room flat
>all these people on spareroom want someone to socialize or spend time with
>its almost always some white guy in his late 20s

what the flying fuck?! dont you have any friends? why the fuck would you try to impose yourself on the tenants?

just had a casual smoke of me crack in the street, as i'm entitled to do and turned round to see some fat neckbeard gawping at me through the window

Good, lad. Who have you got your eye on? I've got to drive up to Gatwick to see www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=399749 this evening

>remembering the time a girl send me a big love paragraph on facebook
>replied with "cool story" like a fucking badass chad
>she gets mad and send me another huge paragraph
>her brother gets mad at me too
lel, good times

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Ok I don't care lad. If you don't like something you don't need to prove someone who does wrong all the time. How old are you? 15? Taste is subjective too, the juices in the chunks I like very much. Another loser debate fag that no doubt migrated from Jow Forums.

I live in an alley way lad, no gawking. He was like a couple of feet away from where I was sat, didn't give a fuck.
You go homeless crack fiend, god speed

Enjoy your mold lad.

>disturbed

used to love this band in my teens, cant really listen to them now though. in my opinion David draiman has a good voice but the lyrics are pretty edgy and the instrumentals are meh

Just saw it on my recommends, it's a pretty edgy video but alright tune

>mold
Think you mean mould, my American friend!

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smashing pumpkins had about 5 decent songs
youtube.com/watch?v=9bpkROvDdXA

So many late 90s/early 00s bands have aged like shit :(

youtube.com/watch?v=TlBIa8z_Mts
original is better

look out for the ads that say shit like 'we respect personal space and privacy and like to stay in'

i think that is jsut a cover. this is there properly edgy stuff, quite catchy though.

youtube.com/watch?v=pKlg3jYMwRU

Well duh, originally

not him but im thinking of giving this girlie a go
what do you reckon?
adultwork.com/3958254

Fucking tune
youtube.com/watch?v=SVOuYquXuuc

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Wish I wasnt a white male. Life could be so much easier.

It's such a random question to ask on the first day, how am I meant to know how many rooms they have its a big building so I assumed 200 seemed reasonable. It's like on friday night dinner where he asks for them to guess how many employees he has.

ahaha, imagine not being white, fuckin ell

you said this, so I replied hopefully get on some nader channels when this house inspection is over

Whores make me sick. Do a Jack the Ripper on her when you're done mate.

The shit ones have
youtube.com/watch?v=9thvHDskYvA

Its because most of these bands like disturbed, slipknot, korn etc were always shit but we liked them back then because we were kids.

Bought some stuff from America and it cost me 20 pounds for delivery, then I just got a letter through the door saying I had to pay 19 pounds overdraft. So I went and paid for it just now but that's 39 pounds for delivery for a t-shirt from America that doesn't seem right.

>It's such a random question to ask on the first day, how am I meant to know how many rooms they have its a big building so I assumed 200 seemed reasonable. It's like on friday night dinner where he asks for them to guess how many employees he has.

If you say so lad.

gay tune

>Whores make me sick. Do a Jack the Ripper on her when you're done

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Can't believe there are people in the world who feel "loneliness". They literally feel pain because they are not in the same physical space as another human. Some of them can't even sleep because of it. Absolute state

Bit of a banger lad

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argumentative user PLS GO>>>

what t-shirt lad? not that it'll be worth it

What type of extension? Brick you'd imagine would be fine but not a conservatory

>I just don't feel at all
Not sure that's any better my lad

it is a bit gay but i still want a qt boi to uck me every now and then
foreveralones are intolerable tho

youtube.com/watch?v=fVL1NxraxWw

Yes I know how fucking gay this choon makes me

youtube.com/watch?v=xofRV0bgjvg

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Yeah but thread died, btw doing cleaning myself rn and some room painting.

Whens the council coming round? also seems very pricey this nadertour thing

Was looking at the CCTV of the people who broke into my work last night, it's pretty funny. It's one lad who knows what he's doing and has his hood up and covering his face but being followed by his bird who you can just see her face. She's walking behind him with a carrier bag like she's just going for a stroll as he's kicking doors and smashing windows.

Bit dodgy, lad. Rule 1 of /punting/ always cross reference them on UKP

ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=181652.msg1912258#msg1912258

>follow me luv

People who feel loneliness would feel that feeling even if they had someone, it's just the way they're. I only feel happy when I know there's no one about.

start playing Pokemon showdown

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>bringing your gf to a break-in

Absolute state. She probably demanded he stole something nice for her too

>Can't believe there are people in the world who feel "loneliness"

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>I'm a different toaster, yeah

I don't have enough fedoras for this one lad

Loneliness is for ppl who doesn't have business to do.

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>Can't believe there are people in the world who feel "loneliness". They literally feeI pain because they are not in the same physicalI space as another human. Some of them can't even sleep because of it. Absolute state

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yes it's toaster not person

>I let dumb bints earn more money than me by pretending to enjoy my company. Alpha as fuck

When you have an argument IRL do you put on a fedora and repeat what the other person's saying in a mocking voice?

>NCIS on again
man i just have watched ours worth of this by now

*turns into a mouse
*crawls up ur bum*

If someone came out with that shit in real life i would be too busy laughing at them.

Would you bother getting into an argument with a genuine downie?

Not them but I really want to do this

ah get out of there please

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hate the post lads. so unpredictable. ordered some weed monday night expecting it today(he shipped it on the tuesday first thing) and it hasn't come! hopefully tomorrow and not friday.

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I WANNNA RUN AWAYY ANYWHERE OUT THIS PLACE I WANNNA RUN AWAY

*squeeks*
*tickles ur prostate*

>When you have an argument lRL do you put on a fedora and repeat what the other person's saying in a mocking voice?

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shit cheers mate
its my first time punting so i didnt know this was a thing

I want to start ordering morphine online but I don't know how or if it's safe.

hehehe you all fell right into my trap

Took me 14 days to get some hash delivered UK to UK once, posted first class

wew that brings back some nostalgia feels desu desu

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*tips rain coat*

us perverts need to stick together

can you buy guns on dweb
>asking for a friend of course

youtube.com/watch?v=gZT6jNmd_LE

I wish you would run away from me into traffic.

About what lid?

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"pervert" is a code word for "paedo" in chat rooms

wish I had one to do that
all you can do is take the piss out of these posts

>l want to start ordering morphine online but I don't know how or if it's safe.

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Speaking of noncing, schools just finished so I'll see you lads later

LOL

*clicks upvote*

yeah straight into a traffic jam so the cars are not moving lololol
just house parties and pre-drinks and stuff a few years ago. means nothing to anyone else really

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See also "tranny" and "homo" all just legal ways of saying "I fuck kids"

Lad, literally follow this and ignore everyone else. There is too many methods people use but as long and you're not ordering like a grands worth use this guide and this site ONLY:

deepdotweb.com/2015/12/30/buy-drugs-online-from-darknetmarkets/

It is safe and I buy stuff pretty often. Just get a good vendor on your case and stick with him, he'll give you discounts and shit.

That is ridiculous, did you file a complaint? Or was it shitty royal mail? Hash is sweet though, seen some budget stuff for like 60 quid for a half ounce.

Dads in the kitchen please get out the kitchen I need food get out please

Just got myself a Tuna Crunch baguette and caramel doughnut from greggs today, all on a gift card though so it tasted so good.

Very tired boi today so might have a cute cuddle nap.

you should stop fucking kids mate.

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are you scared of your dad or something?

>just house parties and pre-drinks and stuff a few years ago
>this is the person reeeeing at normies
Absolute state