So today I became a legitimate wizard. Certified kissless virgin who has never even been on a date.
I've been on this site since the beginning. You all have been a large part of my life. I've seen all the high and the lows and everything in between. We called eachother faggots and laughed together.
Today I came here to say goodbye.
See you later.
Live stream it user. Maybe do some other stuff too. You need to make more people aware of these issues
It's time to take the escort pill, user.
> allows us faggots to be a large part of his life
> thinks he can make a reasonable and rational decision regarding ending his life
pick one
dude try prostitution first, just try, maybe you will discover a new hobby and if you are disapointed so then you cobain yourself. Just try every possibility before, you don't care about stsd's if you want to end after all
>dude
Cringe, neck yourself
yeah man just try whores
they shut down backpage and passed the Reptilians Own Your Internet Act of 2018 so no one can ever make a hookup site that actually works ever again, but, you know, whores
like, go find a pimp lmao, go hang out in the fucking ghetto and maybe get robbed
Tijuana vacation? If you kill yourself you don't need money anyway.
that's sex tourism and is illegal under some bullshit acronym bill or other
"just kill yourself" is sorta looking like the establishment's answer to a lot of things isn't it
i'm sorry murican if you can't go in brothel, it work very fine in germany, belgium, swiss, nederland. really. we crave for legal weed here.
He's not killing himself, he's going to Wizchan.
You're not a wizard though user. Just a 30 yo virgin. Wizards must be voluntarily celibate to qualify as such.
can you be younger than 30 and still be a wizard?
I'm voluntarily celibate and 20
Nice lad.15 months and I'll be joining you.
Those are apprentices I'm pretty sure but yes.
Good bye wiz.
I'm only a year younger, and I started Jow Forums in 2008 too, but 2008 Jow Forums encouraged me and helped me, and I lost my virginity in 2010.
He'll kill himself after a week there
wizchan pretty comfy 2bh. Even /dep/ is not that bad
wiz is trash and has been for years.
>waiting all day for one reply to your thread
he'll kill himself without enough attention, which is why he created this thread in the first place) so wizchan is totally wrong for him if he wants to stay alive.
Freaking save some money and go to Amsterdam or Reeperbahn, Germany. Say, $400 max for a one way trip to JFK Airport. Singapore airlines offers one way flights to Germany from JFK. Cheapest they come. Then come over. It is about 100 euros an hour for good service. It's what I did on birthday 29 when I saw wizardry approaching. It isn't too late. You get to say that you are a wizard and no longer a khv
Is that why you faggots insist on shitting up Jow Forums with your depressive shit?
At least this nigga is fucking something
>Expiration date: Today
Nice timing
Holy shit. you re a missourian too? St Charles county by chance?
you can see a wise guy, follow his advises
>that's sex tourism and is illegal
that's what (((they))) want you to believe, but it's not true. It only applies to underage sex. If you are fucking prostitutes over 18 you are fine.
There would be huge jurisdiction problems anyway, sex tourism laws are a charade.
>Reeperbahn
No, stay away. It's a tourist trap and ripoff. Go to Frankfurt instead and FKK Oase. Or Vienna and FKK Goldentime.
Also, you can't get a one way ticket to Germany unless you have a EU passport. They won't let you board without a return ticket otherwise.
Vienna is expensive. I second the FKK recommendation.
Hey dude I just want to say best of luck with whatever you're doing! I hope you find some pleasure in life
OP...holy fuck I'm so depressed. I wish it didn't have to be you. I'm sorry
Byebye user, good luck with whatever you do, moving on or killing yourself I'm sure it'll work out..
>cringe
not that user, but follow your own advice.
God speed possibly suicidal user, I'm probably treading your same path.
Where in Missouri are you from OP? Kansas City area here. If you are around I will buy you a drink before you go.