/britfeel/

convince me not to buy ice cream
or try and convince me i dont know

Any 13 year old spackers who wish to shit up this thread will be getting a good clipping round the ear, understood lads?

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White as snow

bit bright for my liking but still good job fren

Nearly all of us are white, lad

One of my housemates has been watching Love Island on my netflix lids.
Should I move out?

no just kill them

Call them a faggot

Organ solo

Trying to workout but really not feeling it today

hes trying to get love tips because he wants to fug u
sneak into his room at night and give him a blowy

parents have been away for a week, needless to say the house is a fucking sty and smells like cig smoke, need to get some cleaning done ASAP

DO IT YEAHHHH

GAINS

FUCK YEAH

>mummy says old people over 95 have a duty to die

HNNNNNG

youtu.be/5ULckvltUfY?t=4m37s

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she has a piont

What do you do with your time that is so much better?

Just had a cheeky McDonalds lads

Saw a bunch of 11-13 year olds standing around outside smoking

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F I V E (5) Scoops

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you eat McD's a lot fren. Are you a squishy fat lad?

hbu fren
youtube.com/watch?v=24fdcMw0Bj0
get pumped fren

When people stop working they should lose entitlements to public services so that they die quicker. Goes for some dossiers too.
You should only benefit from the system she you're actively contributing to it. If you stop for more than say, 3 months then you can't come back in until you've done 3 months of work.

Retired people add very little, just execute them and have the state take possession of their assets.

any lads sitting back for a nice long wank?

>working 9 - 5 weekend off
>forty min journey
>for the next 2 years
well this is shit

hypothetically what if someone never used the nhs until they retired?

i see you lads are back to baiting and typing absolute shit. dont know why i come here, half of you are cunts.

Day 7 of /nofap/ feeling good surprisingly

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celebrating passing the house inspection by having a spliff. and looking at stuff online, but that's not a celebration just what I do

>When people stop working they should lose entitlements to public services so that they die quicker.
what retard would want that? You'll be old one day lad

steal a trick from the pakis, should have tried to make friends, prime nonce targets.

very nice
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>You should only benefit from the system she you're actively contributing to it.
This is not how taxes work and just shows you don't understand the economic system you are criticizing. I've probably told you this before and yet rather than learn, you've decided to keep ignorant for some reason. Probably because you can't into the idea that you've got an incomplete world view.

you for naders tonight

Love reading this as I'm about to drive up to Gatwick to fuck an escort on my ESA money. Toodle pip

>replying to the bait

good grief, you are the reason they keep posting it.

I dont think you should be allowed to use the NHS on your days off. During work hours only. Although if you leave work to go to hospital you lose your rights to public services

But I enjoy biting lad, gets me going

I am actually quite thin fren. I'm trying to gain weight.

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Based punting user. Look forward to the report later

I don't think you should be allowed to use British air paid for with British tax payers money, not even if you are a British taxpayer. Just fucking selfish really

*feeds you oats and pasta*

*buys private healthcare*

Same weirdly enough.
Got to say its fucking weird, its so weird seeing how the others live. Like I didnt think stereotypical chads actually exist.
I feel like some sort of different species now.

different user here, hows it going lad? noticing any major changes?

gonna go eat some ice cream in a hot minute

Heard screaming, then a door slamming now desperate crying then a door again

wtf lads

stopped now

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lads just ate a chinese curry and my mouth is fucking burning

Think I'll see what's on iPlayer, I fancy watching one of those comfy high budget BBC history documentaries..
>The botox bust
>My turban and me
>Some C4-tier freakshow
>A million docs about idpol
What happened?

>Granddad got himself a nice lady friend
Based granddad

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I don't think that's the correct use of hot minute desu

youtube.com/watch?v=zPHtNNboEXM

underrated band lads

it just shits up the board. you're basically just larping, we have /b/ for the kids that enjoy that.

yo ass finna get dabbed on in a hot minute

>What happened?
It's caters to youngfags

Same thing with The History Channel and the Learning Channel in America. People just want shit telly

Fair enough my dude, I'll stop. Do get carried away sometimes I'd be the first to admit.

>mfw i gramps met his last partner by going speed dating
he had like 3 or 4 partners after his wife died fucking based

Well that's fine then I've not really got much to worry about right now, I suppose

how to spot a subhuman:
They end their sentences with "Yeah"

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Thanks fren

*makes big stinky NEET poop*

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>tfw no chris delia bf
why am i so attracted to italian americans

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More energy and clear skin due to the zinc not being wasted away. I'm near the end now goal was 7 might go for 8/0 max.

I'm fairly certain that's not how biology works

but you just ended your sentence with yeah , unlike me

>More energy and clear skin due to the zinc not being wasted away
hmm

>I used to be a man
>*audience laughs*
Wwwwwwwwwwwwow, how did they get away with this?

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*punching a tranny*
I hope they remove this episode from future release

youtube.com/watch?v=viZRexX24bY

she is fucking hot lads

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM IRAN

My flatmate from last year was such a bloody qt lads ;_;

and her boyfriend was pretty average and seemed a bit beta
maybe there is hope yet

>oneitis for a bird with a boyfriend

PRO TIP:girls like rape

>I was born in Niger
holy shit

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Fucking bore you are lad

Isn't that the one from the second film

I don't think I could hope with sharing a flat with a qt that already had a boyfriend. Sounds like a living hell

a lot of lads in relationships are beta, its the in thing, dont ask me why.

yeah having a look, but might make a start on nier
had only seen storm stuff on tv or the one's we have here. the lads watching the streams the other night introduced me to the livechaser sites. been checking them every day since

I haven't quite figured out how lesser men than us are able to get stable relationships and we can't.
Are our standards too high?

wow hes hung too ;-;

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t. lonely incel 'alpha'

New toilets installed at work:

>They're built side by side with the women's toliets.
>Walls are paper thin
>Can hear my female coworks farting through the walls as they poo

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Tell you what lads that chamomile tea was banging, chilled me right out

>Keep on having really gay dreams
What the fuck lads. I spent the last 4 dreams or so trying to get this lass but instead I end up hanging around this bloke whos always flirting with me. 4 nights in a fucking row.

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nigga you just got on dabbed on shiiiiiet

t. lonely shut in incel that has no mates

Some women feel like they need to be in a relationship so will stay with a beta awhile until something better comes along.

Like liquid valium it is

Honestly thought it was a meme but actually feel it did exactly what it was meant to. Will be buying more in the future, usually a mint tea drinker

Hope Senor Benis is ok

disgusting incel creep, reported to misogyny squad

I unironically had a gay dream about one of the lads here. Most disturbing