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just cold turkey quit them, they're messing with your head

do you ever say bye to her first? or do you wait for her to say bye when you leave

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i have done that and it was hell
all i could hear was my heart beating at 120bpm for two days and felt like i hadnt blinked in 48 hours
so no thx

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Does that dog of yours bark all day? Almost every time you record something it's in the background

>hey do you wanna come to my room
why?

What's your response OP?

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10 likes and i choke him

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Look, If I came off as demanding, I apologize. I was just offering a different perspective. Then again, I do not know the context and how often you speak with her. If she has hung out with you at your room before, great. If this is the first time she's in your room and you're going to confess? hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....

I meant to quote originally

It's not illegal to lock the door after someone has walked through it. Go back to normieland with your social norms and prejudices.

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we never talked about anything but work, but we spent a lot of time in my room just for work related stuff. Im not gonna chain and lock her ofc, i just like her

>hey do you wanna come to my room
why
>i wanna talk to you
you can talk to me here

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Oh alright. If that's the case, great. Best of Luck.

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sorry i mumble a lot, im 90% sure nobody heere understands me in one listen

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>tfw no comfy vocaroo asmr thread where we compete to see who can make the best asmr/has the best asmr voice and all win because we'll all be super comfy.

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MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD

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How do you like being a 16 year old faggot?

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Ephemeral Rift is the best asmr guy out there and he is male.

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I think you got the numbers switched around there little boy! If you are indeed older than 18 I am so sorry you have that voice.

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Aaw sweetie you accidentally posted the same vocaroo :(
Gosh you just keep messing up don't you?

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aw yiss

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its OGRE

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more like lose my job and give myself ptsd for the next 5 years

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Does little baby not get it? Are you angry? You need a time out!

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I have this overwhelming urge to bully you and take your launch money.

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shes nosy af and feels like she keeps tailing me

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what I wouldn't do for a mommy gf with a authoritative voice like you. I'm not sure why I'm like this, but being around domineering girls really takes the edge of my anxiety

Still, I'm so conflicted. My natural inclination is let try to please bossy people, but I know girls don't like pushovers so I try to be more assertive even though I feel like I'm doing something wrong whenever I disagree with people

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you can hear the illness in my voice, but i read out something absolutely fucking trash.

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same but an older sister instead
who would eat my skeet, not really but it would be nice to have siblings

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dont worry friendo, no-one will judge you

user, why do you always have this cringy cry baby voice
Just get some Testosterone injections + start lifting. Because i'm sure you have very low t.
It will improve your voice.
Reduce your bodyfat%.
Reduce anxiety and depression.

fucking hell, idk what happened with it, i didnt delete it maybe it didnt even save or some shit
ill post it again maybe

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this is all fine but your an ass idgaf OTHERWISE I WONT MAKE 30 THREADS A WEEK
wordfilter

replace based with s.0.Y
remove the dots, 300 iq btw

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Get out.

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hopefully wont fuck up this time

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thats probably because hes not asian
hes a euro, 10er bets czech

why don't you ask the bitch out instead

Dont do it user, engage conversations, become friends, not enough to be in a friend zone, just enough so that if she rejects you, its a win and if she doesn't, its a win.

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im into the other girl whos not into me
okay?

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NTA but your voice is so nice

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also her room is so far away, she might think im creepy, prolly does, prolly am. Plus i feel like shes always in a call with someone, hope its not a SO ;-;

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what if she freaks out and goes out the room yelling

>hey are you single
yes
>okay do you wanna go shopping with me
... what

also
>simulations
i kek'd

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YOU ARE NOT HELPING WITH DICK

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Just ask her to go grab a drink with you user. It's not difficult. Jeez.

user, tell her you have a bad sense of fashion and say that women are usually better at that. Then you ask her if she wants to join you and if she says yes then you know if she has, at the very least, an intrest in you

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You're right. I asked a girl out once. Then i got leprosy.

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I'd punch you in the face right now.

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i hate myself too

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